Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

FanadMan · 02-10-2017 03:15AM

Shpudnik wrote: »

I can't sleep

Come join me and Lex in the scrub-a-thon......we'll soon tire you out!

Rubberlegs · 02-10-2017 08:06AM

The loaf of bread got squashed on the way home and the slices have halved in size. Tiny sandwiches for everyone

OldNotWIse · 02-10-2017 10:22AM

foxy farmer wrote: »

Dog got into kitchen this morning. Ate 1/2lb of butter about 4 slices of fruit brack and licked the grill pan clean. He then took the remaining butter up to the top of the stairs. This was what alerted me to his mischief when I got home. He's a ravenous animal but never thought he'd go up on table for stuff. I left hall/kitchen door open so I'm not totally blameless but he opened porch door to get in.

I'm sorry:)

He must've been on the lash with Fussy Onion

TA I was on the lash last night which means I can't start my diet today because I too cannot be filled.

Paddy Cow · 02-10-2017 11:41AM

I opened a bottle of wine last night, poured a glass and left the bottle on the draining board. When I came back for a top up, the parrot had knocked the bottle into the sink and all the wine had poured out :mad: Nothing is sacred in my house :rolleyes:

LadyMacBeth_ · 02-10-2017 12:14PM

People asking me what I do to make small talk. Radiographer this morning asking me what I do. Feeling embarrassed to say "nothing" or "looking after my health" because I look perfectly healthy, it's my insides that are fecked. Lying and saying I'm a legal secretary because I was up to a month ago and I don't like to think of myself having no purpose at all.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 02-10-2017 01:07PM

TA that I get so nervous. I've been offered a 6 week Job trial and I could do with the cash. But I'm so nervous to start

retro:electro · 02-10-2017 01:11PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

People asking me what I do to make small talk. Radiographer this morning asking me what I do. Feeling embarrassed to say "nothing" or "looking after my health" because I look perfectly healthy, it's my insides that are fecked. Lying and saying I'm a legal secretary because I was up to a month ago and I don't like to think of myself having no purpose at all.

What about being a boardsie :pac:
You should never be ashamed for taking time out to look after yourself. I know how you feel though I used to be the same a few years ago when I took time out to care for Mam. The questions were never ending "what are you going to do next", "there's jobs going in xyz why don't you apply". They meant well but I felt like saying would ye ever feck off.
I let their comments get to me too much and went back to study and work sooner than I'd have liked so don't make the same mistake!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 02-10-2017 02:09PM

The "I need to stop wasting money" conversation I have with myself semi regularly just before I wonder will I go get a manicure or a fancy lunch

Widdershins · 02-10-2017 02:23PM

TA : When people create a review for something, or recommend something, without giving it a reasonable trial first.

retro:electro · 02-10-2017 02:35PM

People sitting on the stairs eating in college when people are trying to walk up and down them. Move out of the way you f#££ing f#*kbags.
One of those days where a foot up someone's hole would do me the world of good

Widdershins · 02-10-2017 02:51PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

People asking me what I do to make small talk. Radiographer this morning asking me what I do. Feeling embarrassed to say "nothing" or "looking after my health" because I look perfectly healthy, it's my insides that are fecked. Lying and saying I'm a legal secretary because I was up to a month ago and I don't like to think of myself having no purpose at all.

It is awkward, Isn't it?
I need to be close to home in case a relative with alzheimers needs me, for various reasons, although I'm not his primary carer, but I was and back then it was awkward. Having said that I don't have a proper job title to start with, technically I'm an artist. I'm a writer but if I say that, they'll ask what I've written, and I can hardly tell them...it's erotic fiction

SO, TA to questions like that.

CrowdedHouse · 02-10-2017 04:01PM

Whisking cream just there - little micro spatters of cream going everywhere and while I'm getting TA'd at that, not paying attention and nearly turning the cream into butter!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 02-10-2017 04:23PM

Long day at work. Stressful weekend. Want to go home and relax, have dinner and watch the soaps. Friend texts. "I might call over if that's okay". Ffs I think, won't get a minute to myself. I ask her if she'll have dinner, as I won't eat my dinner with someone looking down my neck. "No thanks I'm alright".

I'm not sure what's annoying me, the fact I'm anti social or the fact she's calling over this evening and I won't have any dinner

Iseedeadpixels · 02-10-2017 04:27PM

Interview tomorrow and Im nervous as feck

Widdershins · 02-10-2017 04:38PM

A few months back, a cheeky duck of a friend announced he's going to be my lodger. No, you're not. If I wanted a lodger I'd make it known.
Another one he announced he's coming for a visit. Plans to stay with me. No, you are not. I am not having him staggering around drunk in my home.
Now some eejit asking if I can video message. Flip off.
You, and you, and you, off you feck.

bottlebrush · 02-10-2017 05:07PM

Work colleague coming comes over to me especially to tell me to like something her son put on Facebook.
I'm not on Facebook and what if I don't like whatever it is.
Ta being told what to do.

northgirl · 02-10-2017 05:32PM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Interview tomorrow and Im nervous as feck

Best of luck!

LadyMacBeth_ · 02-10-2017 05:36PM

anna080 wrote: »

What about being a boardsie :pac:
You should never be ashamed for taking time out to look after yourself. I know how you feel though I used to be the same a few years ago when I took time out to care for Mam. The questions were never ending "what are you going to do next", "there's jobs going in xyz why don't you apply". They meant well but I felt like saying would ye ever feck off.
I let their comments get to me too much and went back to study and work sooner than I'd have liked so don't make the same mistake!

Yeah I have always gone back to work too soon or worked when I shouldn't have because I felt guilty or like people would be judging me but recently I thought feck that, I need to get my health under control now or I won't be doing anything! People and their opinions can fly up my hole

sure I'm a full time boards entertainer anyway, I don't have time to be working

retro:electro · 02-10-2017 05:39PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Yeah I have always gone back to work too soon or worked when I shouldn't have because I felt guilty or like people would be judging me but recently I thought feck that, I need to get my health under control now or I won't be doing anything! People and their opinions can fly up my hole

sure I'm a full time boards entertainer anyway, I don't have time to be working

We should pay you for your contributions :pac:

Colser · 02-10-2017 05:40PM

Me today getting very annoyed because the lotto machine wouldn't scan my ticket no matter what way I held it....because it's for tomorrow night's drawðŸ˜

MuffinTop86 · 02-10-2017 05:50PM

I was all delighted when the bus was late so I saved myself walking out of town.
Until these 3 drunk oul lads sat behund me and one standing up facing me.
Now they were grand and I was chuckling along at the conversation to not seem like a tool, but the smell of booze was churning my tum.
Granted I probably had those fumes yesterday but I didn't get out of my pjs let alone make conversation with people.

northgirl · 02-10-2017 05:51PM

I'm perished with the cold this evening.

Rubberlegs · 02-10-2017 06:04PM

My hair is not sitting right on my head since I got my colour and cut a few weeks back. My parting is in exactly the right place yet doesn't feel right and chunks of hair keep flopping to the wrong side of it

Widdershins · 02-10-2017 06:17PM

73Cat wrote: »

My hair is not sitting right on my head since I got my colour and cut a few weeks back. My parting is in exactly the right place yet doesn't feel right and chunks of hair keep flopping to the wrong side of it

Same. I'm using hair grips to tame it but the fake gemstones keep dropping out. Cheap Chinese tat. They go to the effort of making them look nice and don't bother to glue the gems on.

SimonTemplar · 02-10-2017 06:45PM

In a queue for a popular cafe in Berlin and a German couple cuts the queue in front of me. Would have said something put I don't speak German.
They might have understood me but I was afraid they'd pull the "I don't speak English" card.

Surreptitious · 02-10-2017 07:06PM

Widdershins wrote: »

A few months back, a cheeky duck of a friend announced he's going to be my lodger. No, you're not. If I wanted a lodger I'd make it known.
Another one he announced he's coming for a visit. Plans to stay with me. No, you are not. I am not having him staggering around drunk in my home.
Now some eejit asking if I can video message. Flip off.
You, and you, and you, off you feck.

Sounds like he wants to lodge something somewhere alright.

TA spilled ketchup all over my garments.

iamwhoiam · 02-10-2017 07:51PM

Sun is out, get grandchild all ready and dressed and coat on to go the playground .Just as we open the door it rains . Call off the trip, grandchild cries , we play jigsaws and read books .Twenty minuted later sun is beaming again but its too late as Mamma is due home ....................bloody rain .

retro:electro · 02-10-2017 07:57PM

I hit something on the way home

I think it was a fox but I'm not sure. I pulled in the car to see but i think it ran off I couldn't see anything. I'm so annoyed with myself but I couldn't avoid it, it ran straight out. I thought it was a fox but now I'm doubting myself and am sick thinking it was someone's poor doggy

I couldn't find it. I am so upset

Are Am Eye · 02-10-2017 08:02PM

SimonTemplar wrote: »

In a queue for a popular cafe in Berlin and a German couple cuts the queue in front of me. Would have said something put I don't speak German.
They might have understood me but I was afraid they'd pull the "I don't speak English" card.

For future reference - "Achtung"!

Also the international language of pushing back ahead of them.

Loon E. Tick · 02-10-2017 08:06PM

anna080 wrote: »

I hit something on the way home
I think it was a fox but I'm not sure. I pulled in the car to see but i think it ran off I couldn't see anything. I'm so annoyed with myself but I couldn't avoid it, it ran straight out. I thought it was a fox but now I'm doubting myself and am sick thinking it was someone's poor doggy I couldn't find it. I am so upset

Just check that there's nothing trapped underneath. Exact thing happened me once and I felt sick for days after.

TA I have to motivate myself for a busy week ahead after a lazy day off today.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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