Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Widdershins · 20-09-2017 08:36AM

I have a mum crush on someone'smother. I wonder if I'm too old to be fostered.

*As in, I want a mammy like her. Nothing rude!

OldNotWIse · 20-09-2017 10:07AM

73Cat wrote: »

Stomach bugs:(. The little one has it today after her sister had it at the weekend. She hadn't vomited in a few hours, but was hanging over the toilet, burping and spitting dramatically. I thought she was winding me up as I needed to go, so lifted her out of the way and she spewed all over the floor. I then forgot there was a wet patch on the sofa where it had to be cleaned after she got sick on it earlier, and sat in it. Not a good day for my arse

Must remember to take the pill later. :P

Ah no, actually can't wait to have little ones.

TA driving when you let someone out and they sit there half asleep not realizing that they are being let out. Wake up!

OldNotWIse · 20-09-2017 10:09AM

Bitches Be Trypsin wrote: »

Got bloods done today and I'm terrified of needles. TA the nurse had to poke me 3 times and wriggle it around before she found the vein. I nearly cried, or fainted :pac:

TA the amount of innuendo in this thread of late - poking around and rear ending! :eek:

erica74 · 20-09-2017 12:43PM

Bono's voice. U2 have a new song out and it's dreadful.

northgirl · 20-09-2017 12:51PM

Got official confirmation that I didn't get the job today. Rejected for the 2nd time in 3 days. Feel like sh**e. Just want to ball my eyes out.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-09-2017 12:54PM

There'll be something even better on your horizon. Keep your head up

retro:electro · 20-09-2017 02:29PM

When the pass machine says "please wait for you advice slip" one of these days it's going to say advice: stop spending money you don't have you numpty

FanadMan · 20-09-2017 02:46PM

anna080 wrote: »

When the pass machine says "please wait for you advice slip" one of these days it's going to say advice: stop spending money you don't have you numpty

I'm waiting for the day the ATM starts laughing at me when I try and withdraw money

Rubberlegs · 20-09-2017 03:09PM

I was walking down the road and a car sprayed me a bit as it passed. It triggered a memory of how Kevin and Sally met in Coronation St, he soaked her as he drove past her. This was years back when I was very young, used to watch it back then. Her name was Sally Seddon. TA how in God's name do I remember useless sh1te like that and I can't remember to take an antibiotic or multivitamin?

Widdershins · 20-09-2017 03:12PM

Making a stew and just not feeling it. My heart's not in cooking.

LadyMacBeth_ · 20-09-2017 03:56PM

I cleared out the bottom half of my wardrobe, so much clothes that don't fit me anymore since I regained the weight I'd lost. I still have the top of the wardrobe to do and now I've lost interest and there are clothes everywhere.

s4uv3 · 20-09-2017 04:05PM

Made scones and burnt them

erica74 · 20-09-2017 05:08PM

Forgot my fucking medication and I won't be home until around 11 so now I'm going to be late taking it and it's going to throw me off for a few days and I won't be able to get to sleep tonight. Rawr.

Shpudnik · 20-09-2017 05:54PM

Bog dogs not on leads

Bitches Be Trypsin · 20-09-2017 06:03PM

Just got confirmation that I have a ball to attend at the end of November. TA at the relatively short notice. Think I could lose a dress size by then? :pac:

everlast75 · 20-09-2017 06:07PM

Those few moments when you come into the house and still have your jacket on, it's roasting in the house and you've stuff to do before you get to take your jacket off :-/

Surreptitious · 20-09-2017 06:20PM

Came home tonight and another one of my neighbours clients were parked in my space. I gestured for her to move and she ignored me. I had to get out in the pissing rain and tell her to move. She spoke to me like I was dirt. Why the fck is this simpleton telling people to park there knowing I've nowhere to go. I'm actually furious. I don't know why I pay rent to just be treated like I don't exist. Six years this has been happening. I complained her to the landlady and she's still doing it.

Widdershins · 20-09-2017 06:28PM

Surreptitious wrote: »

Came home tonight and another one of my neighbours clients were parked in my space. I gestured for her to move and she ignored me. I had to get out in the pissing rain and tell her to move. She spoke to me like I was dirt. Why the fck is this simpleton telling people to park there knowing I've nowhere to go. I'm actually furious. I don't know why I pay rent to just be treated like I don't exist. Six years this has been happening. I complained her to the landlady and she's still doing it.

I wonder if you could put up a fake clamper's sign.

Rubberlegs · 20-09-2017 06:31PM

There was a person walking ahead of me earlier and I couldn't tell if they were male or female from behind. It could have been a tall woman, or a man with a slightly womanly arse. The hair and clothes could have been either. It started to bother me way more than it should have, and I sped up a bit. They crossed the road when I took my eye off them and I only caught a glimmer of a side profile. If I could only get even with them I would get a gawk, but as I was nearly neck and neck with them they turned into a house. TA now I'll never know. Double TA, I'm such a weirdo

Surreptitious · 20-09-2017 06:45PM

Widdershins wrote: »

I wonder if you could put up a fake clamper's sign.

There's a sign up already saying for residents of the house only. I am so sick of it at this stage I could cry. And they're all snobs who talk down to me. You'd swear I was a piece of **** on the ground.

Ken. · 20-09-2017 06:49PM

Park behind them and leave your car there till tomorrow.

retro:electro · 20-09-2017 06:59PM

My boyfriend's obsession with online poker. I could be sitting beside him starkers and he wouldn't notice

Surreptitious · 20-09-2017 06:59PM

Conspectus wrote: »

Park behind them and leave your car there till tomorrow.

There was no space to as she had parked between two spots if that makes any sense. It's not a street really more like an alleyway.

tomwaterford · 20-09-2017 07:04PM

The absolute state of fair city

It's 0% realistic....or else dublin is fcuking weird

Surreptitious · 20-09-2017 07:20PM

On a lighter note, keep forgetting to buy chocolate and need some in ma tummy

retro:electro · 20-09-2017 07:23PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

The absolute state of fair city

It's 0% realistic....or else dublin is fcuking weird

Niamh and Paul are farcical

lazybones32 · 20-09-2017 07:39PM

Selena Gomez:
Body says - "I'm a woman".
Face says - "I'm 14 and you are a pervert for looking at me".

tomwaterford · 20-09-2017 07:58PM

anna080 wrote: »

Niamh and Paul are farcical

Don't ever watch cornation street,this is even bigger rubbish :rolleyes:

This will deffo be my last lazy evening for a long while....can feel myself getting even stupider watching this

MuffinTop86 · 20-09-2017 08:27PM

Listening to the radio while eating my sad little bacon and broccoli dinner while they talk about pizza.
I'd dive into the empire state pizza from four star right now and wouldn't regret a bit of it! Actually that's a lie I'd feel guilty.

AndrewJRenko · 20-09-2017 08:44PM

Surreptitious wrote: »

Came home tonight and another one of my neighbours clients were parked in my space. I gestured for her to move and she ignored me. I had to get out in the pissing rain and tell her to move. She spoke to me like I was dirt. Why the fck is this simpleton telling people to park there knowing I've nowhere to go. I'm actually furious. I don't know why I pay rent to just be treated like I don't exist. Six years this has been happening. I complained her to the landlady and she's still doing it.

If your neighbour is running a business from her home, there could a breach of planning, or of management company rules in a managed estate. You could legitimately follow up with either or both of these about the parking issues.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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