Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Shpudnik · 19-09-2017 03:43AM

TA that I cannot sleep cause of pain.

retro:electro · 19-09-2017 06:19AM

I have lock jaw every single morning. Don't know is it from the position i do be sleeping in or what I do be at.
Can never open my mouth wide enough to yawn.

Widdershins · 19-09-2017 10:40AM

My friends with cheek fillers. Big mad inflated faces. Ffs it looks demented.

tomwaterford · 19-09-2017 11:19AM

People rowing and arguing, shouting and roaring not even with me...

But hate being around it,find it so fúcking stressful and have pain in me chest listening to them

Iseedeadpixels · 19-09-2017 11:33AM

TA'd that a company called offered a interview and said they would email me.....no email so rang them to be told oh we just send your C.V to the manager for review....only 5 weeks left on my contract and Im ****ting it

Bitches Be Trypsin · 19-09-2017 11:36AM

Sinus infection starting up. Feels like death

LadyMacBeth_ · 19-09-2017 12:29PM

The missus works from home. She's been in a bad humour about her job for months now and looking for a new one. So she's particularly grumpy today. I'm not feeling well but I want to keep busy so I was folding washing in her office. She tells me that my running around is making her nervous so I say fine and go off into our bedroom to clean and throw away some shoes. She comes in to apologise but I just want to be left alone. I come out of the room and find that she's gone out and not said a word to me. No idea where she is, cheers.

A_smurf · 19-09-2017 12:55PM

Tried on a dress that looked lovely on the hanger in the shop, but it looked and felt all wrong when I put it on. The dress size wasn't the problem, but the style, fit and colour of the dress just didn't suit me at all.

TA'd that tailoring of clothes is just so different and unpredictable depending on the shop.

Boom_Bap · 19-09-2017 01:17PM

Had to physically leave the office today because the hack of someone eating nearby was making me feel like puking.

The. F*cking. Hack.

Widdershins · 19-09-2017 01:20PM

Just read Matt Haig's ''Reasons to stay alive'' and so far he's just recounted his own rather terrifying experience and it's not helping my own uneasy sense of lurking depression. It might be helpful for someone who wants a story they can relate to but I don't think like that. I think he's getting to the uplifting bits soon. I hope.

Also, I still have flu.

retro:electro · 19-09-2017 01:21PM

Driving home to visit my mam and she lives out in the sticks. The roads are barely big enough to fit one car never mind two. Anyway I'm so nervous on those kinds of roads. They're twisty turney and I go pretty slow. This young lad was rammed up my arse for about ten minutes flashing at me. Then he started beeping. When he got the chance to overtake me, he realised I was a young one and started blowing me kisses!
Nowt as queer as folk

Rubberlegs · 19-09-2017 03:15PM

I sat into my car at Tesco, and started to pull off when it felt like a red hot needle in my arse. Had a feel to see what the hell it was and a bee rolls off the seat onto the floor. Oh my God the pain:(

Hallowed · 19-09-2017 03:27PM

anna080 wrote: »

Driving home to visit my mam and she lives out in the sticks. The roads are barely big enough to fit one car never mind two. Anyway I'm so nervous on those kinds of roads. They're twisty turney and I go pretty slow. This young lad was rammed up my arse for about ten minutes flashing at me. Then he started beeping. When he got the chance to overtake me, he realised I was a young one and started blowing me kisses!
Nowt as queer as folk

:eek:

Widdershins · 19-09-2017 03:46PM

Hallowed wrote: »

:eek:

Reminds me of the smirks when I told people I'd been rear-ended. Ffs.

erica74 · 19-09-2017 03:55PM

Widdershins wrote: »

My friends with cheek fillers. Big mad inflated faces. Ffs it looks demented.

Is that not a thing only people who are famous for no reason get done? I just can't imagine regular people getting cheek fillers. Do they not look really stupid? I feel like cheek fillers only belong under the lighting for a photoshoot for OK magazine.

GBX · 19-09-2017 03:58PM

Granny smith apples recently bought are rock solid. Not as ripe/juicy as normal.

Widdershins · 19-09-2017 04:02PM

erica74 wrote: »

Is that not a thing only people who are famous for no reason get done? I just can't imagine regular people getting cheek fillers. Do they not look really stupid? I feel like cheek fillers only belong under the lighting for a photoshoot for OK magazine.

It's becoming common, like hair extensions and super-contouring. It's probably a bit more obvious on women with certain face shapes. Botox is also much more common than people probably think.

Widdershins · 19-09-2017 04:27PM

TA thinking in cringey cliches.Standing there making tea,I thought ''I'm not sure if I'm ready to give my heart away again'' or ''somethingsomethingmy walls down blah blah''. Catch yourself on,Widdershins. Going soft.

s4uv3 · 19-09-2017 04:38PM

Widdershins wrote: »

TA thinking in cringey cliches.Standing there making tea,I thought ''I'm not sure if I'm ready to give my heart away again'' or ''somethingsomethingmy walls down blah blah''. Catch yourself on,Widdershins. Going soft.

Go get yourself rear ended. Be grand.

TA people ringing me about absolute bollocks. Go waaaayyyyy

Widdershins · 19-09-2017 04:40PM

s4uv3 wrote: »

Go get yourself rear ended. Be grand.

TA people ringing me about absolute bollocks. Go waaaayyyyy

Something like that might cure what's wrong with me alright.

erica74 · 19-09-2017 05:09PM

Widdershins wrote: »

It's becoming common, like hair extensions and super-contouring. It's probably a bit more obvious on women with certain face shapes. Botox is also much more common than people probably think.

See there's more stuff I think only people who appear in the celebrity section of the DailyMail get done. Imagine going into Dunnes and the person at the till had cheek fillers and botox etc :pac:

So many stupid people in work today. Oh I have to wait another 2 weeks? TRY WAITING 3 YEARS BITCH!!

TrustedApple · 19-09-2017 05:37PM

Smoking a E cig on the bus!!!!

I just hate buses !!!. The sooner I get my full driving licence!!!.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 19-09-2017 05:44PM

I have the shakes, trembling like a leaf. Lord I remember I only used to get that after a hard weekend drinking.

Rubberlegs · 19-09-2017 05:47PM

Stomach bugs:(. The little one has it today after her sister had it at the weekend. She hadn't vomited in a few hours, but was hanging over the toilet, burping and spitting dramatically. I thought she was winding me up as I needed to go, so lifted her out of the way and she spewed all over the floor. I then forgot there was a wet patch on the sofa where it had to be cleaned after she got sick on it earlier, and sat in it. Not a good day for my arse

Bitches Be Trypsin · 19-09-2017 06:10PM

Got bloods done today and I'm terrified of needles. TA the nurse had to poke me 3 times and wriggle it around before she found the vein. I nearly cried, or fainted :pac:

Robsweezie · 19-09-2017 06:23PM

have you ever seen something in an innocent photo thats shaped like a penis, but you cant really say? TA by that

Rosie Rant · 19-09-2017 06:30PM

Having the same bloody text conversation every ba$tarding day is driving me up the cnuting wall.

northgirl · 19-09-2017 06:33PM

People who lack the common courtesy of returning a phone call.

notsoyoungwan · 19-09-2017 07:26PM

I want pringles. Or cheese & onion taytos. I have neither in the house. And I can't drive to the shop for some cos I've had half a bottle of wine. Feck sake!

SusieBlue · 20-09-2017 08:31AM

I woke up with the flu/headcold/sniffles.

I made awkward eye contact with a colleague (well, different department, same company) driving past as I was waiting at the bus stop and now she's avoiding me. I wouldn't have taken a lift anyway but I think she feels bad.

I have no energy the last few days and I can't get up in the mornings.

Its not Friday.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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