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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    TA at my hangover


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Wasn't online all weekend so have many TA's to complain about.

    Two w*ankers decided to have world war 3 outside my front door at 5am Sunday morning. She had lost €50 and they were having a screaming match over whose fault it was. They were so drunk one of them actually fell against my front door.
    I ran out because I thought someone was trying to break it. When I opened the door, they both looked at me, dumbfounded, and told me to f*ck off and mind my own business. I obviously had some cheek for interrupting their argument.
    Anyway, by 6:15am they were still there, I'm home alone (boyfriend is still away, another TA) so no way was I opening the door to tell them to shut up. The Guards then arrived and I'm pretty sure they both got arrested.
    Sunday is the 1 day of the week I get a lie in. And I couldn't get back to sleep the drama went on so long. So I was up for the day at 5am. Fuming!!! Unless someone is literally threatening your life there is no need for that kind of noise on a residential road at that hour of the morning!!

    I'm the only female in my office, we have different bathrooms for each gender and someone keeps taking massive dumps in my bathroom and leaving the toilet destroyed.

    Trying to change king sized bedding by myself.

    My mouth is painfully dry, think I ate too many pringles last night.

    Ok, think that's all my TA's out of my system. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    The music on the Budweiser ad.

    The f*cking gimpy, sour face on a sales assistant any time you want a refund - it's not your money love!

    Dehydration after a weekend session.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    When the adhesive strips on your hold-ups gives out after one wear.

    I can never get them to be equally held up on both sides!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    Wasn't online all weekend so have many TA's to complain about.

    Two w*ankers decided to have world war 3 outside my front door at 5am Sunday morning. She had lost €50 and they were having a screaming match over whose fault it was. They were so drunk one of them actually fell against my front door.
    I ran out because I thought someone was trying to break it. When I opened the door, they both looked at me, dumbfounded, and told me to f*ck off and mind my own business. I obviously had some cheek for interrupting their argument.
    Anyway, by 6:15am they were still there, I'm home alone (boyfriend is still away, another TA) so no way was I opening the door to tell them to shut up. The Guards then arrived and I'm pretty sure they both got arrested.
    Sunday is the 1 day of the week I get a lie in. And I couldn't get back to sleep the drama went on so long. So I was up for the day at 5am. Fuming!!! Unless someone is literally threatening your life there is no need for that kind of noise on a residential road at that hour of the morning!!

    I'm the only female in my office, we have different bathrooms for each gender and someone keeps taking massive dumps in my bathroom and leaving the toilet destroyed.

    Trying to change king sized bedding by myself.

    My mouth is painfully dry, think I ate too many pringles last night.

    Ok, think that's all my TA's out of my system. :D


    Wait, who? Does this mean a guy is using the ladies?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Wait, who? Does this mean a guy is using the ladies?

    Yes, specifically just to take massive dumps it would seem. It feels very passive aggressive and its really annoying me but I can't figure out who's doing it! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    WhiteRoses wrote: »

    I'm the only female in my office, we have different bathrooms for each gender and someone keeps taking massive dumps in my bathroom and leaving the toilet destroyed.

    Girl in my office got a key to the toilet, that put an end to the big dumps :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    Yes, specifically just to take massive dumps it would seem. It feels very passive aggressive and its really annoying me but I can't figure out who's doing it! :(
    And everyone except the culprit probably thinks it is you! :D

    TA I had loads of TA's at the weekend but didn't write them down and now I can't remember any of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭mewe


    Ling a lings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Those indicators some new cars have, where they don't blink on and off like normal indicators but have the Cylon/Knight Rider method of repeated bursts of orange light moving from the centre to the outside of the car. It's distracting and you actually have to concentrate to see which way they're going as the orange starts so close to the centre of the car.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    I woke at 4.30am for no apparent reason, was wide awake until half seven, then I suddenly fell asleep and woke up at 10.30. Fecksake, my IVs were delayed then and I was all over the shop. I also had a horrible dream that I had a fight with the missus and her family members kept telling her to leave me because I wasn't good enough for her :(


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    F*cking bag of crisps only had about 3 normal sized crisps, the rest were crumbs and lots of small fragments of once fully sized crisps.

    So I had to eat them in the 'empty bag straight into mouth' technique. Having a beard and doing this is a risk.

    I need to go wash my face and shake the crumbs off my shirt somewhere.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    F*cking bag of crisps only had about 3 normal sized crisps, the rest were crumbs and lots of small fragments of once fully sized crisps.

    So I had to eat them in the 'empty bag straight into mouth' technique. Having a beard and doing this is a risk.

    I need to go wash my face and shake the crumbs off my shirt somewhere.

    Now I have to imagine you like Mr Twit, keeping bits of food in your beard for later :pac:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Now I have to imagine you like Mr Twit, keeping bits of food in your beard for later :pac:

    6.jpeg

    +

    depositphotos_57603565-stock-illustration-dry-branch.jpg

    = pigeon pie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    TA I'm so noise-sensitive today. I had my blood glucose level checked and I recoiled from the tiny noisy of the machine (and looked like I was bothered by the nonexistent pain). Some kind of vehicle just pulled into my neighbours gateway and it sounds like some kind of massive American truck. It seemed like the windows were vibrating. Feckinghell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    I have a banging headache again. Like a hangover without the fun bits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    I wasn't drinking, either, Winterlong. I probably sound hungover but I'm not.
    I consumed almost a litre of coconut water today. I'm a clean living, boring creature. Apart from my occasional affairs with Nicotine. My body is a slightly smoky temple. Nobody's having much fun inside it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    73Cat wrote: »
    Very TA'd with the teenager. Her little sister asked her to take a spider out of her bedroom so she made a show of getting a glass to catch it in but splattered it on the wall. Pretended to put it out the window and said the black marks on the wall must be spider poo. I don't care how much you don't like spiders, you don't kill them :(

    Yup, why pick on something so small. Plus flies :)

    TA town at the moment. Full of people all walking in different directions and at different speeds. Why can't I walk in a straight line? :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    thought i would try aldi for shopping...got a tenners worth of stuff, mostly frozen branded gear.

    TA most of it has been shiite and pizza was only half decent. well one of them was, the other was a stuffed crust with the most awful gooey crap going.

    dont know what i was expecting buying frozen chicken char grills for 1.29, get what you pay for. they were watery tasteless rubbish. should've known better but you never know if you dont try. im sure theres good stuff in aldi too.

    I find Lidl miles better than Aldi. I stay away from processed stuff but all their fresh produce, staples and wine are lovely :)

    TA this feckin thundery, headache-y weather. Go away, I want winter now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Major TA at the weekend. Someone I know is due to have a baby and had a gender reveal party at the weekend. So, literally my entire FB feed has been infiltrated with this sh*teology that has made it's way over from the US presumably. A huge party complete with specialized hand made "gender reveal" cakes, balloons, a tote going on whether it will be a boy or a girl. Caterers in, professional photographer, family from half the world away invited.









    She is 3 months gone. :rolleyes: Edit: so how do they even know??!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    A gender reveal party? Go and sh|te for yourself. TAAAAA!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    anna080 wrote: »
    A gender reveal party? Go and sh|te for yourself. TAAAAA!
    As if anyone give's a damn - like it will either be one or the other!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,368 ✭✭✭SAMTALK


    When you have to stop on the way home from work just to get a loaf of bread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Yup, why pick on something so small. Plus flies :)

    TA town at the moment. Full of people all walking in different directions and at different speeds. Why can't I walk in a straight line? :mad:

    That's all well and good until you're in bed minding your own business and you feel something pinch your eardrum and feel it scuttling around inside your head. I never ever minded spiders until one got in my ear. My housemate had to pour olive oil in my ear to drown it so it would stop moving and then 60 euro to the out of hrs doctor to fish it out of my ear. I'd lose my mind if I saw one in my bedroom now.

    TA: being lethargic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Major TA at the weekend. Someone I know is due to have a baby and had a gender reveal party at the weekend. So, literally my entire FB feed has been infiltrated with this sh*teology that has made it's way over from the US presumably. A huge party complete with specialized hand made "gender reveal" cakes, balloons, a tote going on whether it will be a boy or a girl. Caterers in, professional photographer, family from half the world away invited.









    She is 3 months gone. :rolleyes: Edit: so how do they even know??!

    OMG THEY ASSUMED ITS GENDER:mad::mad::mad::mad::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Major TA at the weekend. Someone I know is due to have a baby and had a gender reveal party at the weekend. So, literally my entire FB feed has been infiltrated with this sh*teology that has made it's way over from the US presumably. A huge party complete with specialized hand made "gender reveal" cakes, balloons, a tote going on whether it will be a boy or a girl. Caterers in, professional photographer, family from half the world away invited.









    She is 3 months gone. :rolleyes: Edit: so how do they even know??!

    You are not being fucking serious!! A gender fucking reveal party!! Do these fucking morons realise nobody else cares about their baby as much as they do?! Literally fucking nobody!!

    I fucking hate all this baby shower, gender reveal, 3 day wedding, 10 bridesmaids and groomsmen absolute fucking SHITE that has filtered over here from America.
    People are obsessed with making huge deals out of themselves and their celebrations. They need to realise, nobody cares.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    What next - a semen delivery party?
    Live.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Well a part of one of my earphones came off, was a pain to get out of my ear and now one of my earphones is louder than the other and these are the only ones I have.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    ^^^

    How far back can you go....a video of a ride?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    That's all well and good until you're in bed minding your own business and you feel something pinch your eardrum and feel it scuttling around inside your head. I never ever minded spiders until one got in my ear. My housemate had to pour olive oil in my ear to drown it so it would stop moving and then 60 euro to the out of hrs doctor to fish it out of my ear. I'd lose my mind if I saw one in my bedroom now.

    TA: being lethargic

    Whatever you say :)

    TA everyone is full of energy and motivation today.... except me.


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