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Cork Is The Most Sexually Inactive & Unsatisfied Place In The World - Study Finds

  • 10-09-2017 10:47am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 163 ✭✭


    The survey asked people who lived there to rank the city out of ten in the following areas: Sexually Active, Sexual Experimentation, Sexually Satisfied, Sex Toy Consumption, Porn Consumption, Adult Entertainment, Swinger Score, Access To Contraception, LGBT Friendliness and Gender Equality.

    Corkonians the least sexy in the world.

    We've always knew that there wasn't much going on in Cork, now we've got the confirmation...


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Who actually has the time to compile this sh*te?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,713 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    If Islamic terrorists do decide to target Ireland, hopefully the joe.ie offices will be the first place they choose.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    Doesn't surprise me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭Arcade_Tryer


    Doesn't surprise me.
    Have never met as many people from the one place with such a sense of superiority based on absolutely nothing but being from that place.

    In truth, it's probably a massive inferiority complex.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    Wonder what happened to Austria, it's got a fair clump at the bottom there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,942 ✭✭✭gifted


    At least we're the best at it.......hon the rebels


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Samaris wrote: »
    Wonder what happened to Austria, it's got a fair clump at the bottom there.

    Lots of Cork people moved there.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,539 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    All this proves is that Corkonians are the most humble about their sex lives.



    Source: I've been to Crane Lane at 2am.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,196 ✭✭✭boardsuser1


    Lots of Cork people moved there.

    :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    :rolleyes:

    How was Austria?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Cutting edge stuff from Joe.ie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Yeah, info gathered from an app, sounds like a really ground-breaking scientific study there!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    so much for the big langers


  • Registered Users Posts: 163 ✭✭bananabread12


    fryup wrote: »
    so much for the big langers

    Something tells me that wasn't in reference to anything in the trousers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭flaneur


    Something tells me they're trying to stir up a PR story to get people to download their app.

    Cork's one of the smallest cities they've listed and they gave it terrible scores for things like LGBT friendliness which is just not remotely reflective of reality in the ground.

    Also cities like Antwerp rate poorly, which doesn't reflect reality at all.

    Cities like Graz, also one of the smaller ones, doesn't rate well either.

    Also the ISP based information about city locations doesn't even work as IP locations are often totally inaccurate.

    Their methodology seems to favour very large cities and cities with open red light district basically.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Same score on access to contraception as Belgrade? But then again Copenhagen scores even less on this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭flaneur


    It also rates Paris as most LGBT friendly ?!!
    That is absolutely not my experience of the place having being stuck there during mass protests against marriage equality.

    I'd rate the Cork, Dublin, Benelux, London, Leeds, all of the Scandinavian cities, all the Canadian cities, etc quite a way ahead of Paris on that score.

    A lot of the ratings seem to be based on counting venue listings and just dividing by population.

    On LGBT stuff few gay bars can either mean that a city is beyond having a need for a segregated gay community as people are happy to socialise in mainstream venues or it can mean extremely unfriendly to LGBT communities. It's basically a very poor measure or gay friendliness.

    Also I would be curious about how many people they surveyed in each city.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Corkonians the least sexy in the world.

    We've always knew that there wasn't much going on in Cork, now we've got the confirmation...

    a survey by a site that proclaims:
    "At Lazeeva, we acknowledge the importance of intercourse"
    indeed.
    scientific research up there with Kinsey


    (that aside, why are Hanoverians big into "facesitting"? and Utrechtonians so into "fart")


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭flaneur


    Who knows but I would have my doubts that it's remotely representative of Hamburg either.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    I've only met 2 people from cork in my life. Both were almighty self important pricks.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    timthumbni wrote: »
    I've only met 2 people from cork in my life. Both were almighty self important pricks.....

    Well you haven't met me, I'll change your mind


  • Registered Users Posts: 163 ✭✭bananabread12


    timthumbni wrote: »
    I've only met 2 people from cork in my life. Both were almighty self important pricks.....

    That is probably just some form of the inferiority complex many display...

    ..it usually results in some form of aggressive behaviour as compensation.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    That is probably just some form of the inferiority complex many display...

    ..it usually results in some form of aggressive behaviour as compensation.

    I have to admit that I'm only joking. As a born and bred Norn Iron man I rarely would encounter Cork men/women and we certainly wouldn't tolerate any bull**** from them anyway. However going by on here they aren't well liked so just decided to join in with the party.

    Like everywhere there will be angels and demons I suppose...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,565 ✭✭✭✭noodler


    I actually think Cork women are amongst the most attractive in the country so surprised at the nonsense study.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 386 ✭✭Spider Web


    I'm a Cork beore and I'm a total fla.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    timthumbni wrote: »
    I've only met 2 people from cork in my life. Both were almighty self important pricks.....

    We're trying to avoid you fiend.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    That is probably just some form of the inferiority complex many display...

    ..it usually results in some form of aggressive behaviour as compensation.

    Seems to be major gripe with cork people on boards that leaves me scratching my head.it's one of the areas where i feel boards deviates from the real world.i've worked in dublin and am now back in cork.i feel like i always got on with people from other counties,especially dubs.maybe they hated me behind my back,who knows.the only thing i will say is that cork people can be clicky.they take a bit more time than your average to warm to outsiders.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Spider Web wrote: »
    I'm a Cork beore and I'm a total fla.

    I'm a Cork fella and i'm so gorgeous they tried to arrest me!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 960 ✭✭✭flaneur


    I found Ireland generally quite cliquey but, I don't think it's unique to Ireland.

    There's a lot of circles of people who still know each other from either school or college and they seem to be unwilling to stretch much beyond that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    noodler wrote: »
    I actually think Cork women are amongst the most attractive in the country so surprised at the nonsense study.

    Could be us Cork men who brought the standards down :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    I have never had a bad ride from a cork woman.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,725 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Everyone knows that Cork is full of wan, er, really really nice people. So that study was a waste of time, boy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭Austria!


    Samaris wrote: »
    Wonder what happened to Austria

    **** all mate, that's why Cork's results got so bad after they surveyed me.


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