Who's yer Daddy

Donald Trump wrote: »

I love it when ivanka calls me Daddy

Are yiz jealous? Sure who wouldn't want to ride Ivanka?

You couldn't make this shtte up

:pac:

Donald Trump wrote: »

There's only one way to find out for sure!

For the record I meant Too Long Couldnt Watch.

Ever google Donald Tramp?
Helps if youre Dutch.

Id definitely ride Ivanka

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Id definitely ride Ivanka

Me too. In fact you would have to make up new words for the things I would do to her.

Giddy up!:pac:

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

George Dubya, but I guess he was just misunderestimated.

Am hearing the birdie song being played:
♪♫♬ De de dee de dee de dee, de de ♪♫♬ ...

More timeless classics from the Dubya:

"They misunderestimated me." –Bentonville, Arkansas, November 6, 2000

"Families is where our nation finds hope, 'where wings take dream'." –LaCrosse, Wisconsin, October 18, 2000

"Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning'?" –Florence, South Carolina, January 11, 2000

"I know the 'human being and fish can coexist peacefully'." –Saginaw, Michigan, September 29, 2000

"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." –discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, 'and neither do we'." –Washington, D.C., August 5, 2004

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." –Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." –Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." –Washington, D.C., December 19, 2000

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." –interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, September 6, 2006

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." –to FEMA director Michael Brown while touring hurricane-ravaged Mississippi, September 2, 2005

"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." –on "Good Morning America," September 1, 2005, (six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina).

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. 'Fool me — you can't get fooled again'." –Nashville, Tenn., September 17, 2002

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." –Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002 *

* "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." –Washington, D.C., September 13, 2001

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." –to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, February 4, 2005

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; 'by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you'." –Washington, D.C., September 19, 2002

"Do you have blacks, too?" –to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., November 8, 2001

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." –in parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." –Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

pablo128 wrote: »

Speak for yourself, lad.

In fairness, that was some delayed reaction. Might have got you wrong