buy 3 things to make the cashier uncomfortable

eurokev · 03-09-2017 08:02AM

My friends and I used to play a game with this.

We would buy our drink in a local Tesco. Being poor students we always went for something like an 8 pack of Dutch and a naggin, something along those lines.

But we used to bring up something else like nappies, baby formula, baby food etc.. We would intentionally not have enough cash on us when the cashier clocked up the items. This resulted in us putting back the baby product. Cue incredible awkwardness

People used to be disgusted. The braver we got at it, we started making pretend calls to the babies mum and the likes saying you buy the stuff, I don't have enough money, or, get your mum/new boyfriend to buy it. On a number of occasions we got ridiculed by customers.

It was extremely distasteful looking back on it, but we thought it was the funniest thing in the world at the time

Canis Lupus · 03-09-2017 08:09AM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

A puppy, a dildo and a disposable camera.

Your local Tescos has a far better range than mine it seems.

corner of hells · 03-09-2017 10:35AM

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

A puppy, a dildo and a disposable camera.

Your local Tescos has a far better range than mine it seems.

You need to go the cashier on the last till , she knows where everyone salubrious is.
Just blow her two kisses and ask her how her hairy eye is ?
Try it this morning.

Sam Kade · 03-09-2017 10:42AM

EPAndlee wrote: »

Rope,shovel and condoms

Does such a shop exist?

Sam Kade · 03-09-2017 10:45AM

the_pen_turner wrote: »

why not , what's the worst you could say :eek::eek::eek:

Buy a packet of condoms and ask her is she doing anything tonight.

Samaris · 03-09-2017 10:45AM

Sam Kade wrote: »

Does such a shop exist?

A really well-stocked camping store that often gets students going to festivals?

Two gerbils and a copy of Richard Gere's autobiography.

foxy farmer · 03-09-2017 10:54AM

A length of 1.5" steel pipe a 50 kg bag of ammonium nitrate fertiliser and a tank of diesel.

James74 · 03-09-2017 10:55AM

Jesus Wept wrote: »

I am the Walrus.

Shut the fuk up, Donny!

Samsgirl · 03-09-2017 12:05PM

eurokev wrote: »

My friends and I used to play a game with this.

We would buy our drink in a local Tesco. Being poor students we always went for something like an 8 pack of Dutch and a naggin, something along those lines.

But we used to bring up something else like nappies, baby formula, baby food etc.. We would intentionally not have enough cash on us when the cashier clocked up the items. This resulted in us putting back the baby product. Cue incredible awkwardness

People used to be disgusted. The braver we got at it, we started making pretend calls to the babies mum and the likes saying you buy the stuff, I don't have enough money, or, get your mum/new boyfriend to buy it. On a number of occasions we got ridiculed by customers.

It was extremely distasteful looking back on it, but we thought it was the funniest thing in the world at the time

Ed Byrne joke from the 90's

Spider Web · 03-09-2017 12:21PM

corner of hells wrote: »

Your confusing cartoons with real life again

Cartoons...?

03-09-2017 12:22PM

Neames wrote: »

Jodphurs, a copy of Ireland's Own, Scented Candle.

I had an anxiety there for a moment.

Wire, digital clock, and DIY will kit.

Pac1Man · 03-09-2017 12:24PM

A cup, milk and teabags in that order. This implies that you put the milk in before the teabags.

#ThugLife

Capt'n Midnight · 03-09-2017 12:36PM

http://i.imgur.com/6hX7Kqu.jpg

valoren · 03-09-2017 12:58PM

Hannah Montana DVD
Box of latex gloves
Large tub of vaseline

honeybear · 03-09-2017 09:40PM

When I worked in Tesco during college a red faced guy came in EVERY day and bought a packet of razors!

gizmo81 · 03-09-2017 09:59PM

Sam Kade wrote: »

Does such a shop exist?

Dealz

Four Phucs Ache · 03-09-2017 10:10PM

10th wedding anniversary card
Get well soon card
Memorial card.

Solomon Pleasant · 03-09-2017 10:16PM

As someone who works part time as a cashier I sincerely hope none of you ever get inside a shop again.

Esel · 03-09-2017 10:20PM

A guy I know got a girl's number - on the back of a Tesco receipt for nappies and tampons.

begbysback · 03-09-2017 10:22PM

Semtex, petrol, matches

Mint Sauce · 03-09-2017 10:25PM

Alcohol, Cigarettes, and nappies. Then pretend not to have enough money, and leave the nappies behind.

GritBiscuit · 03-09-2017 10:31PM

Laxatives, paddling pool and snorkel...

Hector Bellend · 03-09-2017 10:32PM

corner of hells wrote: »

I see a problem in your post, how would you buy illegal fireworks from a cashier ?

stolen credit card

Mech1 · 03-09-2017 10:32PM

Bleach, Toilet brush, Hacksaw.

Hector Bellend · 03-09-2017 10:32PM

a plastic pigs mask, a whip and a can of oil

harry Bailey esq · 03-09-2017 11:43PM

EPAndlee wrote: »

Rope,shovel and condoms

That could be considered just picking up a few bits and bobs in certain locales. That charming couple that run the shop on Craggy Island are stuck in my mind now.
Balls

Miss Demeanour · 04-09-2017 12:24AM

I used to work in a shop years ago.....a fella I had shifted started work in a building site across the way. Every day at lunchtime...even if he had to buy penny sweets he would make his total come to 1.69 just to hear me say....'one sixty-nine please'. The bsatard......that was uncomfortable with all his buddies queueing behind sniggering.

04-09-2017 12:34AM

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

I used to work in a shop years ago.....a fella I had shifted started work in a building site across the way. Every day at lunchtime...even if he had to buy penny sweets he would make his total come to 1.69 just to hear me say....'one sixty-nine please'. The bsatard......that was uncomfortable with all his buddies queueing behind sniggering.

"Reader, I married him."

branie2 · 04-09-2017 01:06AM

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

That could be considered just picking up a few bits and bobs in certain locales. That charming couple that run the shop on Craggy Island are stuck in my mind now.
Balls

Careful now!

Victor · 04-09-2017 02:59AM

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

'one sixty-nine please'

I think you mean "One euro sixty-nine cents please". Unless, of course, ....

buy 3 things to make the cashier uncomfortable

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