Fair City [News, Spoilers and Discussion v8] Read Post #1 Before Contributing

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Niamh and Paul calling a truce for a month...hmm, why do I get the feeling something will happen that will stop them leaving each other a full year after she started her Plan to fleece Paul and then leave him. YAWN. :rolleyes::rolleyes:

fin12 wrote: »

Seeing as everyone bumps into everyone on that street, you would think caoimhe would make sure and have an alarm set to leave before 6. N who wants to do the walk of shame around the time everyone is going to work...... ud leave between 5 n 6.

Always number 1 wrote: »

I laughed at Dean going around telling everyone not to tell Damien (like in Friends when Ross slept with Chloe when him and Rachel were on a break) and did he really think slagging Hayley was the way to keep her quiet?

De Bild wrote: »

No he died in 2016

coolhull wrote: »

I was lucky (?) enough to lay my hands on the minutes of the last meeting between the 'scriptwriters' and Mr Biiig the producer. The meeting, as always, was held in the romper room of the Donnybrook Crèche & Montessori Class......

Producer : "Right, boys and girls, put your crayons and colouring books away. Time to get serious. What stories do you have for me?"

Writer #43 : "Well, Your Highness, some of us were thinking that maybe Damien could get mad at Dean, hit him a clatter, and lay him out cold on the street."

Writer#26 : "But, Excellency, that would only confuse the viewers, and Christ knows they're confused enough . Sure they all know that Dean used to be a professional cage fighter and bare-knuckle boxer. They also remember that Damo's missus used to bate the ****e outta him, just for the craic. ."

Writer #43 : " See, there he goes again, Your Godliness, expecting us to write sensible scripts. It's only Fair City, #26, remember,? It's not like we're writing anything serious or watchable here. Whaddya think, Mister Supreme Leader? "


Producer : "Shut up, the pair of yiz, or I'll ground youse. Again.
Now let me think.
Number 26, have you never seen the Fair City Appreciation page on Facebook? They believe, and rightly so, that Fair City is the natural successor to the great drama series of the past. "

Writer 26 :" But, but, Supreme Leader, the Facebook followers would swallow any ould crap. It's the Boards.ie people we need to be wary of.. .. "

Producer. What? What? Did you say 'Boards'? Ya gobsh1te, I told you never be mention those bollixes in my presence again. Miserable crowd of begrudging bollixes who would be hard-pressed to write one episode of the TeleTubbies. Take no notice of that shower of whingers. We're writing for our loyal sponsors, Chill Money .
They may be only glorified moneylenders, but they're our glorified moneylenders. Remember that, #26. "

Writer#26 : " Of course, of course, Your Royal Honourableness. My profound apologies. It won't happen again.. "

Producer :" It better bloody not happen again, #26! You always take too much notice of what them Boards crowd think..... Boardies, huh! I wipe my ass with Boardies!
Right, we're going with Writer#43's superb idea about NoNeck hammering the sh*t out of WhiteHead.....
OK, now let's get this show on the road. Onwards and upwards! Chop Chop!! "