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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    anna080 wrote: »
    Also raging that I missed the final of child genius and forgot to record it


    That's on Channel 4, isn't it? You can (legally) access their catchup service from Ireland, it should be on there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,573 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    anna080 wrote: »
    I'm getting a mole removed tomorrow and not sure if I have to fast or not before hand. I can't find the letter. Well I'm not going to anyway.
    I never had to fast for any of mine, depending on how they are doing it. If they taking a smaller one or in one place, I've only ever been offered a local and never been told to fast. Remember to be careful of the area for a few days to allow any stitches/staples/glue to do their job. Good Luck!

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    vegetables wrote: »
    Was in Tallaght yesterday. Round the square and village.

    Sweet Jesus do they like their traffic controls in that place.

    Tallaght is to parking what a scared woman with a baby in a dark alley, is to the silhouette of a random man approaching.

    aaahhh ahhhh he's going to park, don't you park here, you keep away from me, you stay away from my parking.

    If you could look down from a plane you'd see yellow lines on the rooftops.

    Its shocking here, not enough parking for the population, council put yellow lines everywhere to stop people parking on the roads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    anna080 wrote: »
    I'm getting a mole removed tomorrow and not sure if I have to fast or not before hand. I can't find the letter. Well I'm not going to anyway.

    If it's local anaesthesia there's no need to fast :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,958 ✭✭✭wally79


    anna080 wrote: »
    Also raging that I missed the final of child genius and forgot to record it

    I tried watching it but felt sorry for the kids with their creepy parents


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    People who leave the annoying plastic subcover on Dairygold etc.

    Just, why? It's ick and annoying and unhygenic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭DavyD_83


    This really is trivial, but people - mostly women

    Same


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    Sinus problems giving me severe headaches for weeks on end :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 862 ✭✭✭Marje


    Sinus problems giving me severe headaches for weeks on end :(

    Woke up this morning with awful sinus pressure. felt nausea as well which never happened before with sinus. Has eased a bit.

    Weather doesn't help especially if the pressure isn't right - can blame Hurricane Gert for that.

    My TA is that I keep getting "Error 520" message on Boards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    People who leave the annoying plastic subcover on Dairygold etc.

    Just, why? It's ick and annoying and unhygenic!

    People who eat dairygold!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Special occasion in my house today. Cooked the dogs a nice dinner and made noodles for me because the effort of making two proper dinners. Dogs scoffed their dinners then ran to beg my noodles, awful habit they have. I could be eating ****e on a stick and they could have lobster but they'll still want what I have


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Bambi985


    Melted too much chocolate to cover the choc biscuit cake I made and the fella isn't here to lick the bowl. So stuffing my face with melted chocolate and feeling slightly nauseous :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Slide the bowl over here Bambi.

    TA'd I have no melted chocolate bolw to lick.

    & Cloudflare is acting up again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    Parents who leave their brats off to do whatever they want in public places.
    I was at tayto park over the weekend. In the zoo side of tayto park there was so many children just being absolute assholes.
    In particular, there was 3 children chasing 3 geese and a black swan. The 3 children looked maybe 10, 8 and 6.
    The 4 birds were running away from them squealing and screaming and flapping their wings. The 3 children kept cornering the birds. And they weren't even trying to feed them or something like that, they all had their arms out to grab them and were all clapping and shouting at them.
    I was looking around for their parents when an employee walked by and told the children to stop, they ignored him and he kept walking (which also fucking annoyed me, do your fucking job and protect the animals).
    So the children kept at it and I said to them "you shouldn't do that, it's not very nice and the man told you not to do it" and they ignored me.
    At this point a woman who was nearby said "ah don't worry about it, sure they're not yours (meaning the children weren't mine)". That's fucking irrelevant! I'm trying to protect the birds who are getting fucking terrorised.
    Why do people think it's okay for children to do whatever they fucking want?!

    There are certain animals (mainly different types of birds) in the zoo who are able to roam around, which is some modicum of freedom for them. All it takes is one of these little assholes to get "attacked" and suddenly the animals can't roam around anymore and they can only be observed from behind a fucking fence.

    So afterwards we walked further up and their parents were sitting there having a picnic, oblivious to where their children even were. I literally hate those people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Why do you have zoo in inverted commas? Is it not a zoo?

    My TA, the unnecessary overuse of curse words. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Why do you have zoo in inverted commas? Is it not a zoo?

    My TA, the unnecessary us of curse words. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck.

    I'm not sure if they call it a zoo themselves so I don't want to be labelling it a zoo if it's not and I'm also trying to distinguish it from the actual zoo in Dublin.

    Why do you think you get to decide when curse words are unnecessary?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Why is there no 'tick' key on a standard keyboard?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    erica74 wrote: »
    I'm not sure if they call it a zoo themselves so I don't want to be labelling it a zoo if it's not and I'm also trying to distinguish it from the actual zoo in Dublin.

    Why do you think you get to decide when curse words are unnecessary?

    Definitely a zoo

    http://www.taytopark.ie/zoo

    It's my TA so I get to decide :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    Househunting :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    Queue jumpers and muppets who facilitate queue jumpers. "oh it's just one person", well if we all allow one person to jump ahead, nobody will get anywhere.
    I feel like there should be a certain camaraderie between all members of a queue and an understanding about the order of the queue.

    I also wish I had a neon sign with speech to text dictation ability so that when I'm driving and someone pulls a stupid dick move, I can shout to my neon sign some educational message to display to the driver, such as "have you no eyes you fucking giant asshole?!" and maybe the neon sign could also display emojis.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    It is a lot, not alot. A lot is two words. TWO WORDS!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    It is a lot, not alot. A lot is two words. TWO WORDS!!

    Only for auto correct I'd never spell it right! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭Ms. Chanandler Bong


    Marje wrote: »
    A couple doing their food shop decided it was a benefit for all other customers to have their baby darling (about 2 years old) play football in the aisles.

    I was waiting for someone to hit him with their trolley as he was running around the place. Then the temper tantrum and crying for us all to hear started when he wasn't allowed to play anymore.

    A high street retailer where I live has a special announcement they do over the tannoy at times like this. Something like "in the interests of health & safety, all children must be supervised at all times". There's one of the managers who does it that stares straight at the misbehaving kid(s) as she says it in the crossest voice possible :D I could kiss her every time I see her do it!

    TA at all the research I have to do to get car insurance quotes. And then get different quotes from the same company who happen to offer insurance through a third party (ahem ahem AIG/Supervalu!) even though all the details are the exact same!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    TA the Facebook excuses and self aggrandisement by mothers of bold little menaces. They are so brave to stick to their revolutionary, pioneering parenting technique in the face of constant whinging from most other people, who just don't understand. I saw a post today that said ''If you would never let your child do this, and you don't let your child do that..what DO you let him do??'' Pretty sure non brats do all kinds of things, but in a non destructive, harmless way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    I was trying to take a hot relaxing shower when the dryer started beeping because the cycle had finished.
    The beeping doesn't stop until the door has been opened, and once I heard it, I couldn't unhear it.
    Relaxing shower ruined because I had to get out to open the bloody door.

    Also bought new really cute PJs today in penneys but having put them on, they unfortunately make me look like I weigh approximately 73 stone. So cute, yet make me look so fat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    People that open closed overhead cabin bins. They are closed because they are full!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,164 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    Went to a chipper last night and waited 10 minutes for the food, then when I went to pay, they have no card facility. Seriously? It's 2017 for fućk sake.
    Rolled my eyes "I'll be back in a few minutes"... up to the garage and the ATM is out of service. Fùck that śhitty village... went to the Chinese instead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    Buses why can't you be on time ?.

    My bus to work on a route that has a bus every 10 mins is all ready 10 mins late ....

    Someday I might get to work !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    The 747 Heuston to Airport is anything but direct! Let's do a tour of the city centre!!! I got off at the Point this morning and caught the LUAS to Heuston.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,317 ✭✭✭gucci


    Check mirrors, indicator on in plenty of time approaching junction, slow a little, gently brake and turn in as I can see its clear to proceed....all standard stuff, but no I get a big beep and a aggressive swerve around by some numpty behind me. Just F**K OFF and get a life!!

    It shouldn't have annoyed me, but its a narrow 20mph road (UK) in a built up area that basically anyone with any cop on or experience drives through prepared for anything, why are people so on edge and aggressive all the flipping time?


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