Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

dizzyn

I didn't like the salad I brought for lunch

retro:electro

My boyfriend and I are going away next weekend for a getaway. I mentioned this to my friend earlier and as it's her home town we are going to, she mentioned she'll be home that weekend. She has already included herself in our plans and told me where the three of us are going to be eating on the first night.
I think blunt Anna needs to make an appearance.

dub_skav

Winterlong wrote: »

The kid has lost another tooth. This is the fourth. Tooth fairy has come and done her business.

I suppose I have to throw the tooth out but it seems so wrong to be throwing away a piece of him.

That's a bit disgusting, I thought money was more usual :P

dub_skav

anna080 wrote: »

My boyfriend and I are going away next weekend for a getaway. I mentioned this to my friend earlier and as it's her home town we are going to, she mentioned she'll be home that weekend. She has already included herself in our plans and told me where the three of us are going to be eating on the first night.
I think blunt Anna needs to make an appearance.

This is a perfect opportunity to make your boyfriend look great, while getting rid of the friend.
Tell her - either now or closer to the time - that your boyfriend has surprised you with a whole romantic evening; cocktails, table for 2 somewhere nice etc. and unfortunately you'll have to meet her for lunch instead or maybe a drink after.

Bitches Be Trypsin

Trying to study and I just can't. I have one more chance to pass this exam or ill be repeating the whole year of university

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

TA: I'm in a stare off with a kid that looks about 6. I'm in a cafe and having my lunch and this kid is sitting on top of his mother pawing at her while she ignores him and chats to her friends. Whatever way he's positioned himself he's absolutely staring me straight in the face. I can feel his beady little eyes boring into me. I ignored him the first few times, but then thought naw **** that there's plenty of other places you can look, there's a window next to you like. So I stared back, and he held my gaze for the longest time it was kind of creeping me out but thankfully he looked away first. A few minutes later he's back at the same crack. So this time I put my Fork down, this time I meant business. He looked away first again. Then each time I seemed to look up he was looking at me, but looked away before I could stare him down.

Now he's off her knee walking rubbing himself off my table looking at me. What the actual fück though! Has he never seen a good looking young one before.
I know I sound touched but it's infuriating

AndrewJRenko

Bambi985 wrote: »

"General compliance training" at work which involves watching a 76 minute video and answering a quiz at the end. You can't get to the quiz without watching the video. 76 minutes of pure and utter bullshyte. Seventy-six. FML

Can you switch windows and leave the video running?

nearzero

My mouse broke & I hate the replacement one I have & now I have to go ask my manager if I can reorder my old one!

Bredabe

Was going to post this on TH, but someone has actual happy news on there, walking past one of those table/poster set up's in town earlier, I asked if they would be there later on in the week as I was planning to bring some young charges that way, and I didn't want to be on the receiving end of the questions/discussion of the rights/wrongs of the, pro life-v-pro cholce situation.

The gentleman responded by telling me that I talk too much and Im too old to have children now anyway. Points lost in the diplomacy section. lolol

Dramatik

Took me till late on Tuesday night to rid my self of my weekend hangover but now I think I feel a second wave coming on. I'm probably gonna have to head into town now after work to get a zaytoon (kebab) I've tried everything else to kick it a this stage and this is my last hope.

5rtytry56

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA: I'm in a stare off with a kid that looks about 6. I'm in a cafe and having my lunch and this kid is sitting on top of his mother pawing at her while she ignores him and chats to her friends.

Some years ago a kid about the same age would stare at me at the bus stop when I was going to work.

northgirl

Bardot tops.

Lorelli!

northgirl wrote: »

Bardot tops.

I actually really love Bardot and off the shoulder tops

TA at one of my neighbours today who I always bump into but she never smiles or says hello. I don't care really but it's awkward and would be much easier to do the obligatory "hiya". I wouldn't mind but the first time I met her she knocked into my house looking for sponsorship and was jumping around like a chirpy kids tv presenter so I thought was alright

Winterlong

I am not one to give out but the fcking wifi seems to be working on every device in the house except the one device that I need to work on. Dont have the energy to be going in to the office.

Time to call in sick.

Heisenbug

The amateur sleuthing and wannabe screenwriters over on the Trevor Deely thread.

rainbow kirby

Lorelli! wrote: »

I actually really love Bardot and off the shoulder tops

They're cute, but don't work too well for the well endowed - I don't particularly want sturdy bra straps on display!

TA'd that so many nice clothes are designed for those with a body type that I don't have!

LynnGrace

Lorelli! wrote: »

I actually really love Bardot and off the shoulder tops

TA at one of my neighbours today who I always bump into but she never smiles or says hello. I don't care really but it's awkward and would be much easier to do the obligatory "hiya". I wouldn't mind but the first time I met her she knocked into my house looking for sponsorship and was jumping around like a chirpy kids tv presenter so I thought was alright

Have a colleague like that. All sweetness and light to THOSE WHO MATTER (in her opinion) and can't be arsed to be civil to the rest of us.
She was just short of breaking her neck recently; she shot across with such speed when one of the IMPORTANT guys asked if anyone had a stapler. I don't know how she even heard* him, from where she sits.

*Although she has her nose stuck in everything...

erica74

I have to get the train later. TA that I'm already wondering what inconvenience will be bestowed on me by Irish Rail.

Kimbot

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Heisenbug wrote: »

The amateur sleuthing and wannabe screenwriters over on the Trevor Deely thread.

Dramatik

erica74 wrote: »

I have to get the train later. TA that I'm already wondering what inconvenience will be bestowed on me by Irish Rail.

It's usually a parent or their kids sitting in your booked seat as the train is packed and they never booked their seats forcing you to stand for the whole journey in the toilet area corridor, where you have to hold your breath every time someone exits the toilet.

retro:electro

I'm at home in the country and there is what can only be described as Jurassic park sounds coming from the field beside me.

Bredabe

Last month the office I work in sustained some damage to its back door lock, I said that security needs revamping, as I felt it wasn't a good sign. Q a lot of rolled eyes and mutterings of "What is she on about?, she's not home in gangland dub now". Last night same door was forced in and the CCTV vandalized.
People are shocked at the damage, almost like it happened out of the blue. DUH!

erica74

Dramatik wrote: »

It's usually a parent or their kids sitting in your booked seat as the train is packed and they never booked their seats forcing you to stand for the whole journey in the toilet area corridor, where you have to hold your breath every time someone exits the toilet.

"forcing you to stand"? Eh no, forcing you to start your journey by having a heated discussion to get them out of your seat...

Iseedeadpixels

Bredabe wrote: »

Last month the office I work in sustained some damage to its back door lock, I said that security needs revamping, as I felt it wasn't a good sign. Q a lot of rolled eyes and mutterings of "What is she on about?, she's not home in gangland dub now". Last night same door was forced in and the CCTV vandalized.
People are shocked at the damage, almost like it happened out of the blue. DUH!

Don't you know management are always right and you're always wrong?

Day Lewin

Ryan Tubridy has a yappy voice. Yap yap yippedy yap yap.
I snap him off crossly every morning. Puppy. Grrr.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

When you get a roll And ask them to butter it but they only butter one side of it

When you pay for a roll half buttered (no filling) and a 500ml Diet Coke and its 5.60

TA I'm too lazy to walk to a different shop

OldNotWIse

Dramatik wrote: »

It's usually a parent or their kids sitting in your booked seat as the train is packed and they never booked their seats forcing you to stand for the whole journey in the toilet area corridor, where you have to hold your breath every time someone exits the toilet.

If you have booked your seat boot them out?

TA if you don't!

Dramatik

erica74 wrote: »

"forcing you to stand"? Eh no, forcing you to start your journey by having a heated discussion to get them out of your seat...

If it's just some randomer chancing their arm then they will be having a nice standing journey but when it's a family and I get the sob story with it, I just can't do it.

TA I'm not as cut throat as erica74

OldNotWIse

Dramatik wrote: »

If it's just some randomer chancing their arm then they will be having a nice standing journey but when it's a family and I get the sob story with it, I just can't do it.

TA I'm not as cut throat as erica74

What sob story? TA I must be an antichrist :mad:

Waiting for the weekend.

Hair catching in earrings or when a single hair gets caught in the frame of my glasses and snaps when I pull it out :eek::mad:

Trying to show my parents how to work like, anything that plugs in. :P

rainbow kirby

Zero sympathy for people who steal booked seats. Every time I get on a train in Ireland I expect a stupid argument, and usually someone tries something stupid. Had a dopey bint last year ask me to put my then 5 month old sleeping in a car seat in my lap so she could take the seat I had pre-booked for him and then get arsey when I wouldn't move him.