lazyiest thing you seen someone do

rainbowdrop · 04-08-2017 10:26AM

Akrasia wrote: »

For years i lived opposite to my mother in law. She used to drive across the road to visit us.

My wifes friend took a taxi from one pub to another pub less than 2 minutes walk away.

These stories will all be in the prequel to wallE

Myself and my friend are actually guilty of this one, we got a taxi from one pub to another in Dublin, and were literally in the cab less than 3 minutes.

In our defence, we are culchies, up from the schticks for the night and were due to meet our friends in the other pub, but we didn't have a clue where it was, so rather than ask for directions, we just got a cab. Taxi driver must have thought we were lazy as fcuk.......

04-08-2017 10:28AM

Just saw this today and it is pretty damn lazy in a way. But part of me - since I hunt my own rabbit and bird meat where possible - hopes it is real

corner of hells · 04-08-2017 10:34AM

My sister in law drives her son to school.
Not much wrong with that you might say except for the fact the school is in sight of her house and a five minute walk.
The problem occurs when she has to wait twenty minutes because of the traffic layout to turn around and drive back to her house.

Grayson · 04-08-2017 11:00AM

I can't be bothered packing when I have to travel. So I shove all my dirty clothes into a backpack. I drop it off at a launderette and they wash, iron and fold my clothes, then pack my backpack for me.

James Bond Junior · 04-08-2017 12:35PM

Grayson wrote: »

I can't be bothered packing when I have to travel. So I shove all my dirty clothes into a backpack. I drop it off at a launderette and they wash, iron and fold my clothes, then pack my backpack for me.

That's very smart.

ToddyDoody · 04-08-2017 05:18PM

Sending the kids into the chipper to get you 2 battered sausages and a bag of chips.

Robsweezie · 05-08-2017 10:07PM

ToddyDoody wrote:

Sending the kids into the chipper to get you 2 battered sausages and a bag of chips.

Whatever about the chipper, but sending them in on their own could be good for their confidence, social skills and learning to speak for themselves. Especially if they're shy/used to parents speaking for them.

mfceiling · 05-08-2017 10:25PM

I opened the dishwasher to get a glass for a beer. When I was finished, rather than empty the dishwasher and put in the dirty glass in, I put the dirty glass back in with the clean stuff and washed everything again....safe in the knowledge the wife would empty it the next day.

RayM · 06-08-2017 12:06AM

Whenever I hear people complaining about laziness, I'm reminded of this George Carlin quote:

“You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.”

Cubik · 06-08-2017 01:41AM

My friend's sister used to sit down on her bed and use the hoover to pick up anything off the floor that could be picked up by suction.

And when she was watching TV in the room next to the kitchen, she used to phone the house phone to get whomever was in the kitchen to make her/bring her a cup of tea. They would have to go out to the hall to answer the phone first of course.

Neon_Lights · 06-08-2017 01:44AM

redbel05 wrote: »

Friend of mine at a concert years ago at the RDS. Decided that she was too lazy to go find a toilet (her words) and just stood there and wet herself, then "accidentally" poured half of her drink over herself to cover it up. This was somewhat later on in the night, but still...

Golden showers bbz be okay xxx

wally1990 · 06-08-2017 01:44AM

Grayson wrote: »

I can't be bothered packing when I have to travel. So I shove all my dirty clothes into a backpack. I drop it off at a launderette and they wash, iron and fold my clothes, then pack my backpack for me.

It's lazy but not that bad and rather smart if your busy

nice_guy80 · 06-08-2017 12:23PM

Deleted User wrote: »

People who park right outside the front door of lidl. Blocking up the whole place to save walking 30 yards

three cars parked in a line outside the door of lidl yesterday
kids left in the car, windows down, one car left running
one parent gone in to do the shopping

bmwguy · 06-08-2017 12:34PM

the_pen_turner wrote: »

following on from the stingiest thing thread I thought a thread for laziness

what's the mot lazy thing you seen someone do

Starting a thread using no capital letters, no punctuation and saying seen instead of have seen. And being too lazy to put the s in most.

alberto67 · 06-08-2017 12:43PM

- Driving a car to "walk" the dog.

- Turning underwear inside out to wear it two days in a row.

lazyiest thing you seen someone do

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