what would happen if suddenly there was no males ,only females

Lorelli! · 05-08-2017 10:07PM

Taxburden carrier wrote: »

Offside rule would be scrapped!

I was seeing a lad for a couple of months when I was a teenager and we were out with his friend. For some reason the Offside rule came up and I explained what I thought it was and then the lad i was going out with repeated what I said in much more detail.

His friend said "you're both right but she explained it the way a man would and you explained it like a woman" :pac:

I'm not actually sure of the Offside rule tbh so maybe just got it right by chance that day

Remouad · 05-08-2017 10:08PM

Conspectus wrote: »

So, who of our fine minnions is going to be brave enough to start the counter thread to this?

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Not me. Personally, I don't want to think of a world without women!

In a world without women we'd all be buggered.:P

conorhal · 05-08-2017 10:08PM

Gmol wrote: »

World war shoe?

The Blahnik / Choo campaigns were both the most vicious and hilarious of that war, so many souls lost ,tottering across 'no-man's-land'.....

bodice ripper · 05-08-2017 10:08PM

The lazy stereotypes and lame jokes of this thread would be reversed.

the_pen_turner · 05-08-2017 10:14PM

assuming the reproduction side was sorted

I think it would be a lot easier for men to survive without women than the other way around.

there are men working in every job type in the world. I cant think of one job where there are no men working in it.

most of the practical trades are male dominated . unfortunately there are very few women if any working in the trades
I don't ever remember seeing a female working in any of these trades.
plumber
electrician
esb
tiler
roofer
carpenter
kitchen fitter
welder
fabricator
furniture manufacturing
cctv
hvac
satellite tv
ground workers
sewer workers

I think that the men would learn the skills that the female side have a greater knollague in a lot faster

DEFTLEFTHAND · 05-08-2017 10:14PM

Think of post apocalyptic world. There would be a revert to nature.

Concepts such as third wave feminism are only tolerated within the social structures which men have built.

You try explaining that to another mammal such as a Male Lion Pride Leader. They don't have such structures and do not tolerate bullsh1t or a deviation to their natural order in any form.

bodice ripper · 05-08-2017 10:21PM

Sure. Trying explaining anything at all to any other mammal at all, see how far you get.

corner of hells · 05-08-2017 10:28PM

yesto24 wrote: »

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Female engineers? I do believe they exist in the current world, and conceivably would too in an all female world. Assuming they occasionally take a break from all the lesbian sex.

They do indeed.
But 20 years working in the construction industry I have yet to see a woman working down in a manhole. Engineers may design buildings and bridges but they are built by others. Nearly always men.
My most recent job is supervising road paving contractors. Yet to see a woman on them in Ireland. I have only ever seen one and that was in Canada.
I am not saying women can't do these tings, I am saying they don't.
And in a world of only women I still don't think that would change.

Don't you mean womanhole ?

Seth Brundle · 05-08-2017 10:29PM

bodice ripper wrote: »

The lazy stereotypes and lame jokes of this thread would be reversed.

Whilst wimmins frequently do u-turns, they can't reverse!

Seth Brundle · 05-08-2017 10:30PM

corner of hells wrote: »

Don't you mean womanhole ?

He he he womanhole

Beanntraigheach · 05-08-2017 10:32PM

Petyr Baelish · 05-08-2017 10:34PM

Objects on high shelves would be doomed to remain out of reach for all eternity and the only movies showing in cinemas would be rom-coms.

Grayson · 05-08-2017 10:36PM

Avatar MIA wrote: »

In an all male world it's quite conceivable that the odd dishwasher might get filled, as amazing as that concept may be.*

*And I'm guilty as charged on that one myself

Men always put dishes in the dishwasher. It's taking them out that is the problem for us

Beanntraigheach · 05-08-2017 10:37PM

An elite of big butch Lesbians would take over and dominate the rest.

Ninthlife · 05-08-2017 10:37PM

Jar lids would never be opened

professore · 05-08-2017 10:45PM

According to Kevin Myers, the Jewish women would take over and pay the rest 5c per hour.

yesto24 · 05-08-2017 11:36PM

corner of hells wrote: »

Don't you mean womanhole ?

No. They are now called access chambers but until I see a woman working down one it's called a manhole.

jcon1913 · 05-08-2017 11:53PM

Avatar MIA wrote: »

In an all male world it's quite conceivable that the odd dishwasher might get filled, as amazing as that concept may be.*

*And I'm guilty as charged on that one myself

In an all female world the dishwasher would be emptied too

buried · 05-08-2017 11:55PM

professore wrote: »

According to Kevin Myers, the Jewish women would take over and pay the rest 5c per hour.

Smart lad Kevin Myers is. Getting on the dole good and early.

judeboy101 · 05-08-2017 11:58PM

No men to remove spiders from bathroom, they wouldn't last a week.

lazybones32 · 06-08-2017 12:09AM

Hmmm...a lot of the better-looking females would be completely fvcked, seeing as their attractiveness to men was their greatest talent, attribute and characteristic and provided for all her needs. The uglier but more capable females would probably run the world but hold a grudge against the pretties. And female grudges are never forgotten but have the appearance of being forgiven.

The world would be as noisy without men, as with men. The noisemakers remain and men would finally know peace.

Avatar MIA · 06-08-2017 12:17AM

lazybones32 wrote: »

Hmmm...a lot of the better-looking females would be completely fvcked, seeing as their attractiveness to men was their greatest talent, attribute and characteristic and provided for all her needs. The uglier but more capable females would probably run the world but hold a grudge against the pretties. And female grudges are never forgotten but have the appearance of being forgiven.

The world would be as noisy without men, as with men. The noisemakers remain and men would finally know peace.

Sucks to be you dude.

Teyla Emmagan · 06-08-2017 12:33AM

Burial. wrote:

The world would turn to sh*t literally and figuratively with nobody upkeeping sewers, rubbish disposal becoming non existent and no new buildings being built while current buildings turning to sh*t quickly too. However wine will be sold by the oil tank and there will be more cats than people on the planet.

We'd have to assign someone to those jobs. Criminals maybe, you wouldn't catch me going down a sewer.

Heavy things would have to stay where they are forever, that's the main problem I see.

Tell me how · 06-08-2017 12:38AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote:

Fewer people getting lost as they actually ask for directions.

Who would they ask that could actually give directions?

06-08-2017 01:12AM

The cat population would soar as unattached women always choose either a cat or a bible, no priests mean no religion!
With no men how can there be a god?
Then with no males, how can there be only females.
??

Human extinction within 122 years.

Are Am Eye · 06-08-2017 01:20AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

no priests mean no religion!

I think Father Sinead O'Conner would have something to say about that.

06-08-2017 01:30AM

Are Am Eye wrote: »

I think Father Sinead O'Conner would have something to say about that.

but still no children will be born, unless human life ends up like dairy cattle farming.

ArchXStanton · 06-08-2017 01:34AM

Was going to post something witty and funny,but then I remembered something I seen a while back...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqfAt7TshLw

Neon_Lights · 06-08-2017 01:50AM

There would be nothing to musk the bad smell of fanny and a civil cat fight would ensue, thus leaving the country to be governed by a bunch of rogue cows, and by cows I don't mean ladies

Arghus · 06-08-2017 01:51AM

Things would mainly stay the same, but there'd be a lot less dicks about.

what would happen if suddenly there was no males ,only females

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