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what would happen if suddenly there was no males ,only females

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  • #32
    Ken.
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    https://twitter.com/itswillyferrell/status/517495694463369217?lang=en


  • #33
    hairyslug
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    alchemist33 wrote: »
    The wars would mostly involve countries ignoring each other or telling one country that another country said something mean about it.

    Or it wasn't what they said, it was the tone they said it in


  • #34
    Avatar MIA
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    Jimbob1977 wrote: »

    There would be less jealousy as there wouldn't be any men to impress

    You poor innocent b@stard, do you really think they do anything to impress men? :pac::p


  • #35
    jbt123
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    There would be no bins put out for collection.


  • #36
    Jesus Wept
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    More scissoring and scissoring related injuries.


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  • #37
    jcon1913
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    jbt123 wrote: »
    There would be no bins put out for collection.

    Dont you mean nobody would ever forget to put them out


  • #38
    alberto67
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    Same sex marriage industry would develop fairly well.


  • #39
    Avatar MIA
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    alberto67 wrote: »
    Same sex marriage industry would develop fairly well.

    It'd still be banned in Northern Ireland! :pac:


  • #40
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    jbt123 wrote: »
    There would be no bins put out for collection.

    Or hedges cut, gutters cleaned, or cars washed.


  • #41
    XsApollo
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    Instead of the evil staypuff man in ghostbusters , it would of been a huge messy tampon with legs


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  • #42
    L'prof
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    Gender pay equality finally achieved


  • #43
    Charles Babbage
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    If all men disappeared there would be power cuts.


  • #44
    Ally Dick
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    Mice and spiders would be rampant in houses


  • #45
    buried
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    Jesus Wept wrote: »
    More scissoring and scissoring related injuries.

    All Hospitals run by the Order of The Holy Scissor Sister's

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #46
    AnGaelach
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    tomwaterford wrote: »
    The wars would be much much worse and over very trivial things

    They would only last a few days every month though.


  • #47
    The Orb
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    Porn with storylines or something


  • #48
    maudgonner
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    Chocolate would be 0% rated for VAT.


  • #49
    Seth Brundle
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    There would be chaos in every car park!

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  • #50
    Ken.
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    So, who of our fine minnions is going to be brave enough to start the counter thread to this?


  • #51
    Avatar MIA
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    Conspectus wrote: »
    So, who of our fine minnions is going to be brave enough to start the counter thread to this?

    Not me. Personally, I don't want to think of a world without women!


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  • #52
    Burial.
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    The world would turn to sh*t literally and figuratively with nobody upkeeping sewers, rubbish disposal becoming non existent and no new buildings being built while current buildings turning to sh*t quickly too. However wine will be sold by the oil tank and there will be more cats than people on the planet.


  • #53
    Avatar MIA
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    Boards.ie activity would plummet...


  • #54
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    Society as we know it would collapse.

    Who would design, build and maintain the buildings, who will tend to the sh1tters and sewer systems. Who will drill the oil, fish the seas. Who will build the roads and maintain them. Who will build and design the cars which drive on them??


  • #55
    Avatar MIA
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    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Society as we know it would collapse.

    Who would design, build and maintain the buildings, who will tend to the sh1tters and sewer systems. Who will drill the oil, fish the seas. Who will build the roads and maintain them. Who will build and design the cars which drive on them??

    Female engineers? I do believe they exist in the current world, and conceivably would too in an all female world. Assuming they occasionally take a break from all the lesbian sex.


  • #56
    Ninthlife
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    Who would make sexist comments and cause outrage to feminists by holding open a door


  • #57
    RobbingBandit
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    Cat fights aplenty.


  • #58
    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    A Dutch Tv company did a social experiment about 15 years back.

    It was part of the show 'Survivor.'

    They placed 12 men on a island and 12 women on another island. Compare and contrast how both got on. The production company ended up having to transfer males to the female island.


  • #59
    buried
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    I watched some documentary a few years ago that said if humanity fails and becomes extinct, the most likely creature what's going to step up and become the next evolutionary conqueror is the current domesticated pet cat. They grabbed all the best tips from living with humans without them actually really needing us to survive as they are pretty much domesticated but at the same time still a apex predator in their own environment. They'd also utilise all the ruined buildings that the jungle would take over and live up high in them, stalking everything underneath to kill. There was other examples too but I can't remember them. I think one of them was that cats produce some kind of chemical in their waste what can make some folk infertile or something crazy like that? I'm not sure. The show was giving the implication that the pet cat's DNA is actively looking to wipe out humanity. Maybe the producer was a total bull$hitter and very anti-kitty but it all sounded very plausible but at the same time I was also very drunk watching it, hence, can't remember. I have two cats myself and didn't want to believe this anti-cat propaganda either but was very interesting.

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #60
    yesto24
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    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Female engineers? I do believe they exist in the current world, and conceivably would too in an all female world. Assuming they occasionally take a break from all the lesbian sex.

    They do indeed.
    But 20 years working in the construction industry I have yet to see a woman working down in a manhole. Engineers may design buildings and bridges but they are built by others. Nearly always men.
    My most recent job is supervising road paving contractors. Yet to see a woman on them in Ireland. I have only ever seen one and that was in Canada.
    I am not saying women can't do these tings, I am saying they don't.
    And in a world of only women I still don't think that would change.


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  • #61
    Avatar MIA
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    yesto24 wrote: »
    They do indeed.
    But 20 years working in the construction industry I have yet to see a woman working down in a manhole. Engineers may design buildings and bridges but they are built by others. Nearly always men.
    My most recent job is supervising road paving contractors. Yet to see a woman on them in Ireland. I have only ever seen one and that was in Canada.

    In an all male world it's quite conceivable that the odd dishwasher might get filled, as amazing as that concept may be.*






    *And I'm guilty as charged on that one myself :o


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