lazyiest thing you seen someone do

the_pen_turner · 02-08-2017 08:15PM #1

following on from the stingiest thing thread I thought a thread for laziness

what's the mot lazy thing you seen someone do

Imallrightjack · 02-08-2017 08:17PM

i saw someone start a thread once and not bother their arse giving an example of the topic they started the thread on.

Ubbquittious · 02-08-2017 08:18PM

One I done myself was turning a deep fat fryer up to 90 degrees and putting some eggs in it to save me the bother of grabbing a pan and filling it with water to boil them in instead

The_Valeyard · 02-08-2017 08:21PM

Seen a lad walk his dog while sitting in the car driving slowly in the hard shoulder.

Robsweezie · 02-08-2017 08:21PM

ringing someone who's close by but youre not bothered shouting for them.

Rubberlegs · 02-08-2017 08:23PM

Texting someone upstairs/ downstairs. Not me of course

queueeye · 02-08-2017 08:23PM

Not bothering to check spelling or grammar.

Lazy.

Sam Kade · 02-08-2017 08:26PM

Throwing rubbish out the car window :mad:

tracey turnblad · 02-08-2017 08:27PM

I regularly pick things up with with my feet or get the kids to pick it up... I hate bending

Also when I was a kid we had no remote controls.. my Mam would often call me downstairs or my brothers or sisters to change the channel

LirW · 02-08-2017 08:27PM

Me parking at the opposite of Boots in Omni, googling the opening times instead of just getting out and have a look if it's already open.

the_pen_turner · 02-08-2017 08:35PM

Imallrightjack wrote: »

i saw someone start a thread once and not bother their arse giving an example of the topic they started the thread on.

I was hoping someone would see the irony

Lorelli! · 02-08-2017 08:52PM

Had a boss before that asked me to pass them over some paper work and I was looking around wondering where it was. It was on their desk and closer to them than it was to me! I remember awkwardly nudging it over across the desk

When I was about 3 or 4, if I was going on a walk, I'd get to a stage where I'd start complaining. My dad said that I'd say "I'm too tired, carry me" and he'd say "you carry me". Then I'd whinge "but you're too heavy"

alchemist33 · 02-08-2017 08:54PM

Someone going to...

Ah feck it, can't be arsed

SEPT 23 1989 · 02-08-2017 08:55PM

Throw dirty plates in the bin rather than washing them

Belle E. Flops · 02-08-2017 08:55PM

In my college days the TV remote disappeared , so for a good 5 or 6 months we changed channel by poking the buttons on the TV with the sweeping brush, could not be arsed getting up off the couch.

maudgonner · 02-08-2017 08:57PM

the_pen_turner wrote: »

I was hoping someone would see the irony

Too lazy to make up a decent excuse, eh? :pac:

McMurphy · 02-08-2017 08:57PM

Cry their lamps out whinging about their legs burning cos they were sitting so close to the fire.

tedpan · 02-08-2017 09:14PM

Watching my mate do nothing around the house. He's totally oblivious to mess.

Oh and not learning to spell laziest.

King of Kings · 02-08-2017 09:14PM

somebody today a grown man of 39 rang the AA to change his flat tire.

02-08-2017 09:15PM

Downloaded an app for my TV so I wouldn't have to get up and get the remote.

greenflash · 02-08-2017 09:19PM

Every time I leave the house I see hundreds of bastards who are too lazy to move one finger two inches to use the indicators in their cars.

osarusan · 02-08-2017 09:22PM

Couldn't be bothered folding up my kid's buggy to get it to fit on the bus, so just left it there and got another off the council.

lazybones32 · 02-08-2017 09:25PM

There was a girl in the same year as me who was like a sloth. A joke was told one morning and everyone was laughing but her: she found it funny but couldn't be bothered to laugh.

Knew a guy that used buy new socks and jocks rather than wash dirty ones.

TheRiverman · 02-08-2017 09:35PM

Saw a guy using a ride on mower on a lawn that could be cut with a push mower in ten minutes max.

mickwat155 · 02-08-2017 09:37PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Throw dirty plates in the bin rather than washing them

What kind of animal would do that?ðŸ™ˆ

jca · 02-08-2017 09:38PM

the_pen_turner wrote: »

I was hoping someone would see the irony

Nah, just the bad spelling.

hairyprincess · 02-08-2017 09:43PM

tracey turnblad wrote: »

I regularly pick things up with with my feet or get the kids to pick it up... I hate bending

Also when I was a kid we had no remote controls.. my Mam would often call me downstairs or my brothers or sisters to change the channel

I do this too, and tell the kids they are closer to the ground than I am. That excuse is backfiring me on me now with a lanky teenager!

02-08-2017 09:49PM

People who park right outside the front door of lidl. Blocking up the whole place to save walking 30 yards

bisounours · 02-08-2017 09:56PM

When I was a student, I lived in a 5th storey walk-up with no laundry machine. Had 6 sets of bedsheets as I dreaded going to the laundromat 5 blocks away. The bi-weekly clothes wash was done on cold, whites and colors mixed together. The sheets would pile up until 6 months later (yes, I was that scummy! But justified it by telling myself if I showered at night, my sheets stayed "fresh" longer) when I would begrudgingly pack all 6 sets into my mountaineering backpack and stagger my way to the wash. Laugh away, but the most romantic gift I've ever gotten was a washing machine!

Belle E. Flops · 02-08-2017 10:02PM

I've just remembered, I know someone who when they moved out of home kept buying new underwear on a weekly basis ...every night they would throw their underwear in the bin after wearing it rather than having to bother washing and drying it. Mad.

I never did understand how that was any more effort than washing and drying their other clothes but anyway.

jca · 02-08-2017 10:14PM

King of Kings wrote: »

somebody today a grown man of 39 rang the AA to change his flat tire.

People who aren't bothered to spell tyre properly:pac:

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