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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • #2762
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    This internet needs parental controls - for parents! I'm terrified of what they might find....

    Oh man, that is so funny.

    TA'ed that I didn't think of it.


  • #2763
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,094 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    When you get down on your knees on the floor and start helping your two-year-old with a jigsaw and you get really, really into it - and then she gets tired of it, messes it all up and roars laughing at you just when you're flying through it.


  • #2764
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Stupid fcuking vacuum sealed plastic packaging. I nearly turned the scissors on myself.


  • #2765
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I broke the yolk on my bacon and fried egg sandwich :mad:


  • #2766
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    I think people deliberately thought to themselves today what's the worst thing they could do to annoy me, then they went ahead and did it.


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  • #2767
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Surreptitious wrote:
    I think people deliberately thought to themselves today what's the worst thing they could do to annoy me, then they went ahead and did it.

    So it doesn't only happen to me.

    People asking me to have a look at an issue in work, just before I am about to leave for a week.


  • #2768
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    After a week or so of mad itchy ears and muffled hearing, trying ear drops to no avail, I went to the doctors to find out I have a fungal ear infection in both ears. She could see the fungus spores! TA I don't know whether to be weirdly proud and fascinated or totally disgusted :)


  • #2769
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,723 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    So it doesn't only happen to me.

    People asking me to have a look at an issue in work, just before I am about to leave for a week.

    "But it'll only take 5 minutes!" :rolleyes::mad:


  • #2770
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    New Home wrote:
    "But it'll only take 5 minutes!"

    That was you :eek:

    Never helping you again so.


  • #2771
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    1. People abandoning their cars on the forecourts of petrol station not parked at any specific pump rather just get as close to the door deaoute there being ample parking to the side of the shop. Usually coming out with a 99 stuck in their cake hole. Hope it chokes ya hun

    2. Someone who was to do something for me yesterday (we all know what I'm like with my lack of patience) didn't do it and has her phone off all day today and I'm flat out stalking her

    3. Having to wash my hair. I hate having to wash my hair.


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  • #2772
    Miaireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,066 ✭✭✭Miaireland


    TA developing travel (motion) sickness in your 30s.


  • #2773
    Miaireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,066 ✭✭✭Miaireland


    Jake1 wrote:
    people who allow cats to walk all over kitchen counters and tables.

    So true.


  • #2774
    DavyD_83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,992 ✭✭✭DavyD_83


    I went to barbers for pretty basic dry cut; short back and sides.
    €20!!
    It's been creeping up over last few years, but never thought I'd actually get to 20!
    Fupp that!!!


  • #2775
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    DavyD_83 wrote: »
    I went to barbers for pretty basic dry cut; short back and sides.
    €20!!
    It's been creeping up over last few years, but never thought I'd actually get to 20!
    Fupp that!!!

    Count yourself lucky, my full head of bonded extensions as well as colour and cut sets me back €700 a pop twice a year :o


  • #2776
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,723 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    Count yourself lucky, my full head of bonded extensions as well as colour and cut sets me back €700 a pop twice a year :o

    I'm sure it's worth it, but bloody hell that's an insane amount of money!!! :eek:


  • #2777
    retro:electro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    I just got invited to a "vegan friendly 30th". Wtf even is that? I'm gonna go dressed as a sausage


  • #2778
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    It hurts to swallow :(


  • #2779
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    It hurts to swallow :(

    Spit then...


  • #2780
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    gramar wrote: »
    Spit then...

    Not a very effective way to eat and drink though is It?


  • #2781
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Shpudnik wrote: »
    Not a very effective way to eat and drink though is It?

    I didn't realise you were eating and drinking...oops!


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  • #2782
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    gramar wrote: »
    I didn't realise you were eating and drinking...oops!

    I'm on the other side of what you're thinking about.


  • #2783
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    Count yourself lucky, my full head of bonded extensions as well as colour and cut sets me back €700 a pop twice a year :o

    Jaysus woman, just grow your hair! I can't get mine cut quick enough.


    TA too tired from listening to constant building to wash and do myself properly.


  • #2784
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    Count yourself lucky, my full head of bonded extensions as well as colour and cut sets me back €700 a pop twice a year :o
    I had easilocks a few years ago and baby fine hair. Clumps of Hair was missing from my head. I did the ice bucket challenge and ended up getting a huge barrel of water tossed on me and the force of it made the rest of my extensions come out. I had huge bald spots for ages, nightmare.

    Now I don't colour my hair,, get my friend to dust the ends of it every few months and get one priper hair cut a year. I despise the hairdressers


    TA trying to ring someone all evening and their phone is off


  • #2785
    Iseedeadpixels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,720 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    The days barely started and the ex is at me :rolleyes:


  • #2786
    northgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    People who change settings on a shared printer and don't change them back when they've finished :mad:


  • #2787
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    73Cat wrote: »
    After a week or so of mad itchy ears and muffled hearing, trying ear drops to no avail, I went to the doctors to find out I have a fungal ear infection in both ears. She could see the fungus spores! TA I don't know whether to be weirdly proud and fascinated or totally disgusted :)
    You can be both :D


  • #2788
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,148 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    73Cat wrote: »
    After a week or so of mad itchy ears and muffled hearing, trying ear drops to no avail, I went to the doctors to find out I have a fungal ear infection in both ears. She could see the fungus spores! TA I don't know whether to be weirdly proud and fascinated or totally disgusted :)


    when i was a kid my mother was always giving out to me that i hadnt washed my ears properly. she always told me that you could grow spuds in those ears. I always thought she was having me on. now i'm not so sure


  • #2789
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    when i was a kid my mother was always giving out to me that i hadnt washed my ears properly. she always told me that you could grow spuds in those ears. I always thought she was having me on. now i'm not so sure

    I'm imagining a fine crop of mushrooms :)


  • #2790
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Iseedeadpixels wrote: »
    The days barely started and the ex is at me :rolleyes:

    You shouldn't have let him/her stay over 😀


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  • #2791
    Bambi985
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭Bambi985


    Getting stuck behind people who decide to go for a casual STROLL during rush hour in central London. I hate you all. All of you.

    Shyte-tonne of work to do today but every time I try to crack on with it, someone messages me looking for help or advice or "can you join this meeting about some irrelevant bullshyte" etc etc. Leave me alone and let me work goddammit!

    The coffee machine is broken. Biggest TA of all.


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