Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Iseedeadpixels · 01-08-2017 10:56AM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

I'd say it's food withdrawals you're having if you're only having shakes.

Bread and meat is what I'm craving, its a ketos diet so can have lean meats if I want but going to cold turkey with just shakes.

OldNotWIse · 01-08-2017 11:53AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Receiving a call from an unknown number. Answer it. Someone with bad English introduces herself as a 3 representative. Informs me because of date protection I'll need to confirm the first line of my address and my date of birth. Get ta fūck. My bills are all paid up so why would you be calling me? "We'll need you to confirm your address and your date of birth". Absolutely not, bye now.

This drives me mad. People who call me and ask me to confirm who I am. Would ya get out the f*ck you should know who you are calling before you call them. Tossers.

js35 · 01-08-2017 12:03PM

Jrop wrote: »

TA that I have to drink the foul potion to prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

I feel your pain! Had to take that stuff a few times (movicol and moviprep) it's awful

Hope your exam goes well

4Ad · 01-08-2017 01:03PM

Jrop wrote: »

TA that I have to drink the foul potion to prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

Poor thing, it's pure gack.. But just think that is as bad as it's going to be, the procedure is painless.
Hope everything goes ok !!

everlast75 · 01-08-2017 02:55PM

When someone comes to you for help, you take their bad form and problems on, give clear advice, they take that advice, it works and then they leave you hanging, waiting for a "thank you" that never comes..

retro:electro · 01-08-2017 04:28PM

Why am I so awkward?
A girl at work asked me to WhatsApp her some pictures from a hen we were at recently. I didn't have her number so I asked her just to ring my phone once and I'll message them on later.
Que about ten minutes later as I'm getting into my car- I COMPLETELY forget that this interaction ever happened.
I noticed a missed call on my phone so, forgetting it was ever her, I rang it back.
Me: Hi, I just got a missed call from this number.
Her: Oh really, I didn't ring anyone, who is this?
Me: what do you mean?
Her: is this Anna?
Me: (it dawns on me) Oh **** ya haha. Hi. Jesus I completely forgot you rang me there. Haha.
Her: haha. Ha.
Me: okay... see ya tomorrow.......

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 01-08-2017 04:40PM

When u get a wrap at a deli and it's perfect vs my attempt at a wrap at home.
Proper work of art vs a wrap on rations

wally79 · 01-08-2017 04:46PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

When u get a wrap at a deli and it's perfect vs my attempt at a wrap at home.
Proper work of art vs a wrap on rations

When you get the new person at the deli who's never seen a wrap before and it becomes lunch with some assembly required

Shpudnik · 01-08-2017 04:52PM

wally79 wrote: »

When you get the new person at the deli who's never seen a wrap before and it becomes lunch with some assembly required

When you get a new person at the deli and they don't know your usual.

Rubberlegs · 01-08-2017 05:43PM

Clementines that look and smell lovely but taste meh.
I yet again forgot my normal glasses when going into town today and spent the whole time agonisingly squinting at things. It sucks being blind:(
I threw my bottle of water into my bag not realising the lid wasn't closed properly. It of course wound up upside down and my bag is soaked.
I am driven demented with my ears and my sinuses, I wish I could change my head like Worzel Gummidge today.

New Home · 01-08-2017 05:47PM

But then your hair would be a mess! :pac:

dee_mc · 01-08-2017 05:52PM

New Home wrote:

But then your hair would be a mess!

...but still better than mine. My hair is an ongoing TA of mine.

764dak · 01-08-2017 05:59PM

I hate when people swear in forums.

Iseedeadpixels · 01-08-2017 06:01PM

764dak wrote: »

I hate when people swear in forums.

Tell them to fudge off.

BBDBB · 01-08-2017 06:02PM

"ride me sideways" was another one

people who don't take other peoples TA seriously

sorry764dak

Kivaro · 01-08-2017 06:56PM

Deleted User wrote: »

..... The sheer stupidity and myopia of their cutbacks against the most troubled and desperate people in our society.

Yet, we seem to have all the money in the world to pay for liberal-centric initiatives i.e. to make the Eurocrats happy.
TA'ed that the focus is not on people who need help in Ireland.

northgirl · 01-08-2017 07:10PM

TA'd at boss totally undermining me at a meeting today.

wally79 · 01-08-2017 07:32PM

The use of the phrase "Jesus wept"

Colser · 01-08-2017 07:52PM

When you think you're getting over something (well you try and convince yourself that you are) and a song comes on the radio and knocks you back..TA at REM and TA at myself.

erica74 · 01-08-2017 07:54PM

erica74 wrote: »

I'm going to be here a while

TfuckingA'd at hospitals not keeping proper records or keeping records at all,
TfuckingA'd at staff, who think that, upon learning of their mistake, it's appropriate to ask, "why can't you just ask your mother?" - well, she did not like my response to that question,
TfuckingA'd at now being in a situation where I don't know some really important information about myself,
TfuckingA'd at being told I was going to be charged €200 for 2 scans (specifically checked this information on the phone, I wish I fucking recorded telephone calls for training purposes!!!) and then when I showed up, it turned into €200 each so €400 altogether so I had to cancel one of the scans and rebook for another day, and on the same day I have to have a third scan so that day will cost me €400,
TfuckingA'd at the fucking STATE of our healthcare system. The amount of people who have said to me "but sure you have a medical card, all of that is free" IT IS IF YOU CAN GET A FUCKING APPOINTMENT THAT ISN'T 3 AND A HALF YEARS AWAY!!

And just to add to this

TfuckingA that even though I paid for the fucking scan, the report doesn't even get sent to me, it goes back to my GP, who then has to give it to me so I can bring it to my consultant, JUST GIVE IT TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

TA that my Harry Potter wand isn't actually real.

TA that I added 'd to TA in my earlier post - it doesn't make any fucking sense:rolleyes:

7 Seconds... · 01-08-2017 08:34PM

When I'm eating raspberry jam on toast and I fold the toast over to get double the jam and because I don't use the plate the jam drips on to my trousers, and I get annoyed with myself because I have to clean it off.:(

Marje · 01-08-2017 09:51PM

Middle age woman posting a few of those stupid face pictures from snapchat everyday on facebook, you look silly.

Surreptitious · 01-08-2017 09:56PM

The smell of damp laundry, tis like ould socks gone off.

Victor · 01-08-2017 10:05PM

Went to shop.

Stared at fridge.

Bought dinner x 2.

Bought cereal.

Bought packet of sweets.

Paid.

Went home.

Poured bowl of cereal.

Forgot milk.

s4uv3 · 01-08-2017 10:30PM

Three days in a row I came hone from town without teabags and now there's a real and palpable sense of fear in the house that we might run out of teabags . The fcuking horror of it.

Robsweezie · 01-08-2017 11:16PM

i keep licking my lips and they're all irritated and stingy

foxy farmer · 01-08-2017 11:53PM

Got an omlette for tea in a house I was working in. Not a fan. Have eaten them before but this was rough and laced with salt. On my 4th cup of tea since 9.00. The kidneys and bladder will be on night shift tonight.

Iseedeadpixels · 02-08-2017 04:08AM

Im awake since 3:30 and starving!

Victor · 02-08-2017 07:10AM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Im awake since 3:30 and starving!

Got milk? I have the cereal.

Doctor Nick · 02-08-2017 07:45AM

Bums. "Story bud, have ya a euro for a cup of tea?". "No, Sorry but you should go to Brother Kevin's He gives tea and food to the homeless every day". Cue Vicky Pollard impression "No but, yeah but no but yeah". Just tell me it's for gear cause lying ain't gonna get you fcuk all from me.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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