Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

retro:electro · 31-07-2017 04:36PM

I was loading the dishwasher and left it hanging open while I went into another room to grab a glass. I got distracted then by something on the tv so by the time I got back to the dishwasher I was greeted by the sight of my dog's arse. He was half way inside the dishwasher and he had licked every single plate clean.
Monkey.

Edited to add: he's delighted with himself as well. Still licking his lips an hour later.

New Home · 31-07-2017 04:38PM

No need to do a pre-wash, so.

erica74 · 31-07-2017 04:50PM

I'm going to be here a while

TfuckingA'd at hospitals not keeping proper records or keeping records at all,
TfuckingA'd at staff, who think that, upon learning of their mistake, it's appropriate to ask, "why can't you just ask your mother?" - well, she did not like my response to that question,
TfuckingA'd at now being in a situation where I don't know some really important information about myself,
TfuckingA'd at being told I was going to be charged €200 for 2 scans (specifically checked this information on the phone, I wish I fucking recorded telephone calls for training purposes!!!) and then when I showed up, it turned into €200 each so €400 altogether so I had to cancel one of the scans and rebook for another day, and on the same day I have to have a third scan so that day will cost me €400,
TfuckingA'd at the fucking STATE of our healthcare system. The amount of people who have said to me "but sure you have a medical card, all of that is free" IT IS IF YOU CAN GET A FUCKING APPOINTMENT THAT ISN'T 3 AND A HALF YEARS AWAY!!

Brendan Bendar · 31-07-2017 05:45PM

John Murrays revolting accent on Drivetime.

Jeez is there anything worse.

KERSPLAT! · 31-07-2017 05:52PM

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

John Murrays revolting accent on Drivetime.

Jeez is there anything worse.

Hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids would be worse.

Rubberlegs · 31-07-2017 05:58PM

I wasn't hungry at lunchtime and ended up having a crisp sandwich at 4. Now I don't want dinner but will probably be starving later

Widdershins · 31-07-2017 07:27PM

maudgonner wrote: »

Hope you're joking about this I think there are many things I'd rather skimp on than contact lens solution - your eyes are worth protecting.

If you buy your solution and/or lenses from an optician it's well worth checking online though, you can normally get them much cheaper.

Yep, I buy it cheap enough from the supermarket. Exact same product in a different bottle

mewe · 31-07-2017 07:34PM

Annoyed that there aren't more people that are just sound. Way too tired to be dealing with gob****es today.

Boom_Bap · 31-07-2017 07:38PM

Someone cut the clamp off their car, there are now kids outside playing with the clamp dragging it along the ground. The sound is worse than hemorrhoids.

LadyMacBeth_ · 31-07-2017 07:45PM

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids would be worse.

Is your TA that you have hemorrhoids?

Colser · 31-07-2017 07:54PM

I like the multi grain brown rolls in Aldi but they didn't have them earlier,they had some similar ones but I wouldn't buy them because they're called brown finger rolls and the name turns my stomach.

LynnGrace · 31-07-2017 10:12PM

castletownman wrote: »

My friends sister is getting married soon. Nice girl, if a little self-important. Anyway, she must be expecting the social event of the year, because not alone has she posted "Keep calm, it's X Amount of days to the wedding" memes on FB since about January, but she had a post over the weekend along the lines of "we regret to inform you that due to our large circle of family and friends, we couldn't invite you all to our wedding on <DATE>. We are sorry for the inconvenience caused, but we love you all".

It would be somewhat forgivable if she was in her early 20s taking the plunge in a whirlwind romance. But she is 41.

FFS. Grow up Kate Middleton.

I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at this! How ****ing self-important!

Brendan Bendar · 01-08-2017 03:48AM

Colser wrote: »

I like the multi grain brown rolls in Aldi but they didn't have them earlier,they had some similar ones but I wouldn't buy them because they're called brown finger rolls and the name turns my stomach.

Very good call Colser.

I agree.

01-08-2017 07:14AM

erica74 wrote: »

I'm going to be here a while

TfuckingA'd at hospitals not keeping proper records or keeping records at all,
TfuckingA'd at staff, who think that, upon learning of their mistake, it's appropriate to ask, "why can't you just ask your mother?" - well, she did not like my response to that question,
TfuckingA'd at now being in a situation where I don't know some really important information about myself,
TfuckingA'd at being told I was going to be charged €200 for 2 scans (specifically checked this information on the phone, I wish I fucking recorded telephone calls for training purposes!!!) and then when I showed up, it turned into €200 each so €400 altogether so I had to cancel one of the scans and rebook for another day, and on the same day I have to have a third scan so that day will cost me €400,
TfuckingA'd at the fucking STATE of our healthcare system. The amount of people who have said to me "but sure you have a medical card, all of that is free" IT IS IF YOU CAN GET A FUCKING APPOINTMENT THAT ISN'T 3 AND A HALF YEARS AWAY!!

This, a million times.You can easily expect to wait 3 hours outside a consultant's room in the public health system (that's if you're lucky enough not to have died during the 2 years you've been on the waiting list). I was waiting for almost two hours past my appointment time outside my gp's room the other day, which is unusual.

As there are only a very limited number of tests a general practitioner can do before they send a patient to A&E or to a consultant, everybody is aware that it is mental health issues which are causing a patient to be inside for a long time. Sure enough, when the gp finally saw me (on her lunchbreak) she apologised profusely and said that they've cut back all the mental health services so this is creating havoc in her surgery. The sheer stupidity and myopia of their cutbacks against the most troubled and desperate people in our society.

Tell me how · 01-08-2017 07:28AM

Deleted User wrote:

everybody is aware that it is mental health issues which are causing a patient to be inside for a long time.

Really? I didn't know this.

Deleted User wrote:

Sure enough, when the gp finally saw me (on her lunchbreak) she apologised profusely and said that they've cut back all the mental health services so this is creating havoc in her surgery.

If this did happen your GP should realize that disclosing/hinting at what other patients illness is breaks Dr/patient confidentiality. Especially given that you'd have seen that patient on the waiting room, or might work with them for all the Dr knows.

01-08-2017 07:37AM

Tell me how wrote: »

Really? I didn't know this.

What sort of physical tests do you think a gp (not a specialist) could be carrying on for an hour?

Tell me how wrote: »

If this did happen your GP should realize that disclosing/hinting at what other patients illness is breaks Dr/patient confidentiality.

Nah, I don't think so. It's explaining the cause of the obvious: more cutbacks to mental health services. That I didn't know.

LadyMacBeth_ · 01-08-2017 09:44AM

I can already tell that today is going to be one of those days where I hide away and eat sweets in the dark

Bitches Be Trypsin · 01-08-2017 09:48AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

I can already tell that today is going to be one of those days where I hide away and eat sweets in the dark

I wish I could, however I have a 17 hour shift at work

SusieBlue · 01-08-2017 09:49AM

I started new tablets and they're making me feel really sick. Insomnia, stomach cramps, the works. As if work wasn't unbearable enough. TA'd that I'm an awful moan

Jrop · 01-08-2017 09:56AM

TA that I have to drink the foul potion to prep for my colonoscopy tomorrow.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 01-08-2017 10:23AM

Receiving a call from an unknown number. Answer it. Someone with bad English introduces herself as a 3 representative. Informs me because of date protection I'll need to confirm the first line of my address and my date of birth. Get ta fūck. My bills are all paid up so why would you be calling me? "We'll need you to confirm your address and your date of birth". Absolutely not, bye now.

whoopsadoodles · 01-08-2017 10:32AM

My inability to get an insect bite that I don't have an allergic reaction to.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 01-08-2017 10:32AM

Also I've a pair of pants on me that makes me look like I've a Mooses knuckle ffs

Iseedeadpixels · 01-08-2017 10:40AM

Detoxing on a shake diet, sweet Jesus the pain and nausea!

Also the phone wont stop ringing in the office and I hate people so its not a good mix :P

whoopsadoodles · 01-08-2017 10:43AM

"Detoxing" diet bollox.

(Sorry Iseedeadpixels!).

Iseedeadpixels · 01-08-2017 10:45AM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

"Detoxing" diet bollox.

(Sorry Iseedeadpixels!).

It's not detoxing but sugar withdrawals

BBDBB · 01-08-2017 10:46AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Receiving a call from an unknown number. Answer it. Someone with bad English introduces herself as a 3 representative. Informs me because of date protection I'll need to confirm the first line of my address and my date of birth. Get ta fūck. My bills are all paid up so why would you be calling me? "We'll need you to confirm your address and your date of birth". Absolutely not, bye now.

Just reminded me, I got an email from "O2" about my unpaid bill of £344

I'm not with O2, get ta f**k

whoopsadoodles · 01-08-2017 10:48AM

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

It's not detoxing but sugar withdrawals

I'd say it's food withdrawals you're having if you're only having shakes.

Bredabe · 01-08-2017 10:51AM

The lack of critical thinking(as opposed to criticism) skills in the general population. Makes for repetitive conversations and constant assurances that things were not meant the way they were perceived. When, if ppl looked at the greater picture, its clear to see what the real issue is.

Am stuck at the west coast office till Friday, the place is heaving with tourists and race goers, each one of them in my way, sending prices up and of absol NO benefit to me. Worst of all, I'll be stuck in the bank hol mass migration back to the midlands. Strangely none of these bother me when Im back in my home city.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 01-08-2017 10:52AM

Haven't been paid again and it's payday

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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