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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    My ears are weird, everything seems far away and they seem blocked and I can't listen. I need to pop them but nothing is popping them

    Could be a blocked Eustachian Tube. See your pharmacist for a €5 fix.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Phsramist told me to go get anti biotics (again) before I burst my eardrum. I'm not long finished anti biotics and am too mean to pay the dr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Could be a blocked Eustachian Tube. See your pharmacist for a €5 fix.

    TA'd that I thought you were talking aboutNew Homes lawnmower for a minute...

    Also because I noticed I used "your" instead of "you're" a couple of pages back.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Everything tastes of tequila :(:(

    And I physically can't move


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    The two amateur dietitians beside me on the train, arguing the merits of squash-v-soft drinks, while being at odds with what the trained and qualified dietitian advised me on the matter. Who no doubt will go on to verbally whip some other unfortunate with their ignorance.
    Being so mush brained that I cant spell in my head, so make typo's.
    Boysib has decided all of a sudden that he cant set the heating clock, odd as he hasn't frozen to death when he was there alone.
    That the badgering about how "I dont have kids" so I should work the bank hol instead of ppl who "have kids", has started already, AND joys of joys deaf as is working next weekend.:eek::rolleyes::pac:

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Saws to 7ģqxfźcdß3ģqxfźcdß3 7th the

    The answer is either seven or Moldova.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 79,718 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    No. The answer is obviously 42.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Nettle stings on my legs. Have not had them since I was about 10 and had forgotten how fcking sore they are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    I think my dog is dying. The tears keep coming :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    I think my dog is dying. The tears keep coming :(

    That is not trivial! Did you bring him to the vet? What is wrong?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    anna080 wrote: »
    That is not trivial! Did you bring him to the vet? What is wrong?

    Im not home right now but my mum did, she's 14 like and her hips aren't working and she won't eat :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    People who have a horrible attitude when they're looking for favours. I was asked to do a tutorial and presentation. I work full time and this is for free so I'll do the prep in my free time. 2 weeks before it's due she starts sending snotty emails with deadlines for me. Dafuq you think you are?! Then she doesn't bother giving me a time or any direction of the layout of the day. This morning she text me and told me to be there by x time and when I got here, she was so rude to me and told me to sit down the back until 5pm. I'm seething. I took time off work and have an ear infection and I'm not in the humour. I'm seriously considering leaving her high and dry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    TA that I should be at a wedding and on my 43rd Gin and Tonic right now.
    To the happy couple, bla bla


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Im not home right now but my mum did, she's 14 like and her hips aren't working and she won't eat :(

    What did the vet say?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    People addressing me by name & i haven't a clue who they are.

    Happened this morning, chap I can't place

    Hi Ted ......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    What did the vet say?

    Just got news that one of her heart valves are leaking. They put her on tablets but if it happens again, thats it for her. She's so small and pretty, a mix between a pom and a fox terrier, love her to bits :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    Why did my weeks hoikdays have to end :( I loved having unlimited food and drinks brought to me :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    TA at Baby showers! Get to feck.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    My head......it hurts. Oh it hurts.

    *crawls onto the couch to die*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    Typical, the only morning I don't need to be awake early :/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    Literally couldn't move when I woke up this morning. I had to get my husband to help manoeuvre me up and out of bed, took nearly 5 minutes. And even now, an hour later I'm still having trouble moving.
    And do you know what trivially annoys me about this? I'm 30. I should be in this state from a boozy night or some sort of physical activity over the weekend but instead, I'm 30 and I have a list of medical issues as long as my arm.
    Seriously, fucking pissed off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 957 ✭✭✭MuffinTop86


    Just got news that one of her heart valves are leaking. They put her on tablets but if it happens again, thats it for her. She's so small and pretty, a mix between a pom and a fox terrier, love her to bits :o

    I'm soery to read this, it's a tough time. I lost my dog at 14 3 years ago and I still blub occasionally. Just give her loads of love and cuddles, she might be fine again after the meds.

    TA I woke with a creak in my neck and my stomach feeling meh. Not sure if it was last nights chinese or Friday nights boozefest. I'll have to play dumb with my PT on Monday too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,852 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    I've been getting around to a paint job that desperately needs to be done outside today. Everytime I planned a Sunday to do it something else came up.

    Bought the paint yesterday - organised a few hours to get it finally done today.

    Not looking forward to doing it but looking forward to having it done.

    Started working away, music on, even suncream, settling in for the long haul.

    10 mins later, over come the clouds - pîsses rain :(

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,785 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    everlast75 wrote:
    10 mins later, over come the clouds - pîsses rain


    Heavy thundery showers forecast for the day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Why aren't the channel listings on Virgin gathered together so all the stations and their HD versions are next to each other. Or better yet, allow me to arrange a list of my favourite stations in a row so I don't need to jump to channel 170+ for More4HD.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,830 ✭✭✭madmaggie


    Trying to get some sleep as I was sick during the night. Now the thunder starts!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,957 ✭✭✭wally79


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Why aren't the channel listings on Virgin gathered together so all the stations and their HD versions are next to each other. Or better yet, allow me to arrange a list of my favourite stations in a row so I don't need to jump to channel 170+ for More4HD.

    Are you using the horizon box?

    There's a favourite mode that allows you to order the channels anyway you like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Accidentally sent a naughty photo of myself to a straight female friend of mine when I was drunk last night, only realised today. The shame.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Accidentally sent a naughty photo of myself to a straight female friend of mine when I was drunk last night, only realised today. The shame.

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha




    Ta....sisters doing me head in


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    TA'd I'm not LMB's straight female friend.


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