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Let's wreck the gaff

  • 26-07-2017 11:21PM
    #1
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭


    Rent a large skip. Fill with water. Got your own swimming pool.

    Buy a chicken coup dirt cheap. Beats rent prices in the capital.

    What you got AH? There must be some Wexford people here on the electric with some more.....eh liberal....way of life


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  • #2
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,032 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Dont drink tea, don't drink coffee...

    Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee...

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #3
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Rent a large skip. Fill with water. Got your own swimming pool.

    Buy a chicken coup dirt cheap. Beats rent prices in the capital.

    What you got AH? There must be some Wexford people here with some more.....eh liberal....way of life

    Buy a Shipping Container and have more room.


  • #4
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    Ulysses Gaze wrote: »
    Buy a Shipping Container and have more room.

    Great idea but this isn't the ritz. Looking for proper Wexford type stuff :)


  • #5
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Dear Mods of After Hours, can you please create a "Battered Mars Bar's random thoughts" containment thread.

    Regards,

    Probably most of the readers of AH and me.


  • #6
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    Dear Mods of After Hours, can you please create a "Battered Mars Bar's random thoughts" containment thread.

    Regards,

    Probably most of the readers of AH and me.

    Right because you guys are doing a great job of keeping this place alive with dole execution threads :rolleyes:

    Voted most inspirational poster.


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  • #7
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Turn it up to eleven.

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Why are you asking Wexford people? :confused:




    Everyone knows they're illiterate


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    You're wan header Mars Bar


  • #10
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    riffmongous wrote: »
    Why are you asking Wexford people? :confused:




    Everyone knows they're illiterate

    And are gone out of the hurling aswel :D


  • #11
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    buried wrote: »
    Turn it up to eleven.

    Eleven is higher than ten after all, I'll never know why your man Tuffnell was vilified, The man was right all the time.


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  • #12
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxfLaEBJ83Q


  • #13
    refusetolose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭refusetolose


    there's small holes at the bottom of skips


  • #14
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    refusetolose wrote: »
    there's small holes at the bottom of skips

    Plastic sheeting harry plastic sheeting

    Another one. Few bales stacked bates any bouncy castle


  • #15
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    Hop into a large tractor tyre and roll down a hill. The craic is ninety.


  • #16
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,808 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    A Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Hop into a large tractor tyre and roll down a hill. The craic is ninety.

    rip.ie F5

    Not your ornery onager



  • #17
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    Take a picture of yourself taking a picture of yourself using a mirror to take a picture of the camera taking a picture of the mirror to take a picture of the camera taking a picture of you. Days be lost doing this.


  • #18
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    Grab one them green bendy garden hoses. Reminisce.


  • #19
    ShmuckRyan
    Site Banned Posts: 28 ✭ShmuckRyan


    Save on water charges, move to Drogheda.


  • #20
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    Call a random number and ask if there's any Walls there. They say no. Ask is it not really cold then. Classic. Only works from a landline.


  • #21
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,391 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    Grab a crowbar. Batter a Mars bar.


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  • #22
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    I know. Let's have a screaching competition.


  • #23
    vegetables
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭vegetables


    Cover your face in marmite and pretend you're one of them black lads from Africa.

    Put a lampshade on your head and pull your eyelids to the side and pretend you're one of them Chinese lads.

    Roll up a piece of paper and color the end red and pretend you're smoking a cigar.


  • #24
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭A Battered Mars Bar


    vegetables wrote: »
    Cover your face in marmite and pretend you're one of them black lads from Africa.

    Put a lampshade on your head and pull your eyelids to the side and pretend you're one of them Chinese lads.

    Roll up a piece of paper and color the end red and pretend you're smoking a cigar.

    That's some proper hardcore Wexford stuff right there


  • #25
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,372 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Let's all go out for some chocolate frosted milkshakes.


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