Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Bredabe · 22-07-2017 03:02PM

gramar wrote: »

If you can't afford the child, don't have the ride!

LOL and proven not to work!

retro:electro · 22-07-2017 03:06PM

if you think you've never struggled in life I ask you to try and apply fake tan to your own back.

foxy farmer · 22-07-2017 03:09PM

gramar wrote: »

If you can't afford the child, don't have the ride!

He (and she) who dipeth the wick must payeth for the oil.
TA crude sayings about life.

Surreptitious · 22-07-2017 03:10PM

anna080 wrote: »

if you think you've never struggled in life I ask you to try and apply fake tan to your own back.

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gramar · 22-07-2017 03:11PM

anna080 wrote: »

if you think you've never struggled in life I ask you to try and apply fake tan to your own back.

You need one of these.

Barry Badrinath · 22-07-2017 03:16PM

anna080 wrote: »

if you think you've never struggled in life I ask you to try and apply fake tan to your own back.

Dont you guys just pour it on the ground, get in the nip and roll around in it?

My TA for today is four-fold.

1. Couples walking down the street with their hands in each others back pocket.

Looks pretty romantic in the movies but when two fcuktards are doing it infront of me while wobbling all over the path, bumping into each other and pulling each other back by their meaty ass. If you cant do it right, dont do it, its just horrific.....outta my way cnuts.

2. Rhetorical questions.....from strangers....in a supermarket.

No, I'm not at the air show, i'm in the fcuking shop right in front of you, ya slackjawed nosey stranger.

3. King Pot Noodles, why do they come with the same size sauce sachet as the standard Pot Noodle? They are clearly bigger so should have a larger sachet.

4. Number 3 was a rhetorical question. Fcuk sake.

foxy farmer · 22-07-2017 03:18PM

gramar wrote: »

You need one of these.

Nope, just go out more during daylight hours in the summer.
TA the cosmetics industry success at brainwashing people.

whoopsadoodles · 22-07-2017 03:18PM

anna080 wrote: »

if you think you've never struggled in life I ask you to try and apply fake tan to your own back.

I thought you didn't wear fake tan

retro:electro · 22-07-2017 03:25PM

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

I thought you didn't wear fake tan

Some memory you have there :pac:
Am wearing white and would like there to be a slight distinction between the colour of my top and the colour of my skin.

Surreptitious · 22-07-2017 03:35PM

I found out last night that there will be building work going on the house starting Monday morning. I got hardly any notice and will have to listen to noise all day every day till they finish. I was just about to book off some holidays but not going to be doing it while the walls are caving in around me. Where is my ticket to get the fck out of here? Very angry beyond trivial today.

Ted_YNWA · 22-07-2017 03:38PM

Surreptitious wrote: »

I found out last night that there will be building work going on the house starting Monday morning. I got hardly any notice and will have to listen to noise all day every day till they finish. I was just about to book off some holidays but not going to be doing it while the walls are caving in around me. Where is my ticket to get the fck out of here? Very angry beyond trivial today.

Don't let the walls cave in on you ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KpmBI9AY2g

TA that this is now stuck in my head.

Widdershins · 22-07-2017 03:54PM

gramar wrote: »

That's a lot less than having a child .

If you dont have up to 60 euro within what, 72 hours, you're stuck between a rock and a hard place. So it being less than the cost of a child is no consolation. It should be affordable to people who can't afford a child!

mikemac2 · 22-07-2017 04:13PM

There are 6 people on my team. Two managers, three supervisors and me the administrator. Couldn't be more top heavy :rolleyes:

I work ridiculous hours because I process a gazillion things on my own while they swan off to meetings about meetings throughout the day.

My TA is too many chiefs, not enough Indians!

Happy ending to my post: I secured another job with a big pay rise. I start next month

Ta hell with this place and lack of appreciation

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 22-07-2017 04:18PM

Morning after pills should be given out with your 5th vodka.

TA: nerdy looking young ones/fellas driving a driving school car. I couldn't begin to explain why it gets on my nerves so much but it does. Do not mind nerdy people driving other cars

fussyonion · 22-07-2017 05:26PM

This will anger a lot of people but following on from Lexie's post; seeing adult men learning to drive irritates me for some reason.

I don't know why but I always imagine most men can drive. It seems weird seeing fellas in their thirties having lessons.

I know I sound very mean but I'm being honest and sure it's only my opinion.

LadyMacBeth_ · 22-07-2017 05:34PM

Going clothes shopping after you've gained weight. I feel like I must be the fattest thing that has ever inhabited the earth. Jabba the hut has nothing on me.

KERSPLAT! · 22-07-2017 05:37PM

fussyonion wrote: »

This will anger a lot of people but following on from Lexie's post; seeing adult men learning to drive irritates me for some reason.

I don't know why but I always imagine most men can drive. It seems weird seeing fellas in their thirties having lessons.

I know I sound very mean but I'm being honest and sure it's only my opinion.

Aye, better to never learn...

I wouldn't call it mean but maybe something else

wally79 · 22-07-2017 05:39PM

TA that on the touch version you can't see the post number and quotes don't have a link back to original post

Winterlong · 22-07-2017 05:40PM

The rain. And camping. They don't mix. But beer glosses over the dampness.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 22-07-2017 05:42PM

called Chinese to place order. Was told to collect it in 40 mins. I arrived 38 mins after all ended and am still waiting (14 minutes). I'm not happy. I'd nearly cut my nose off to spite my face, tell them to keep it and go wait another 40 mins elsewhere. Why can't people say the time and mean it

retro:electro · 22-07-2017 05:54PM

My mam is like a teen that has discovered the internet for the first time. She got a new phone yesterday and she keeps sending me all the famous, but really old YouTube videos.
Cute- but it's using my data to download them and also kind of annoying.

Shpudnik · 22-07-2017 08:04PM

Laptop is having a hissy fit at me for trying to view my photos.

But here is two pictures of kittens while I have them here.

Rosie Rant · 22-07-2017 08:51PM

My Newest Trivial Annoyances - sorry...

1. People who call Friday Friyay - oh dear God.

2. People who seem to only talk about their diets or gym sessions and fill their Facebook profiles with the same sh1te - I don't bloody care! *Munches chocolate and drools*

3. Trousers that fit perfectly in the waist but sag in the crotch and around the thighs - Stop! Hammer time!

4. Videos that have obnoxious, unnecessary, head-melting background music - thank God for the mute button.

5. Fidget spinners - they're everywhere!

6. Littering - I feel so sorry for the caretaker at the local leisure centre. He spends the whole morning picking up other people's carelessly discarded crap and has the place looking lovely only for it to be destroyed again hours later.

7. Seeing a Hansel and Gretel trail of dog sh1t all along the footpath - all because the tw@t yanking the lead didn't want to be spotted not being a responsible dog owner. Stop, let your poor dog do their business and then clean it up! It's fairly fcucking simple!

InTheTrees · 22-07-2017 09:39PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

4. Videos that have obnoxious, unnecessary, head-melting background music - thank God for the mute button.

TV News and sports too.

Why when they get to the sports news do they have to have the pulse quickening 70's rock music in the background? For gods sake if I want football results and news I don't need van fcuking halen in the background.

Widdershins · 22-07-2017 11:02PM

Negativity and pessimism. Defeatism at every hurdle. Eventually a solution is found that could have been found sooner without the hours or days of stress.

vegetables · 22-07-2017 11:06PM

those overly bright car lights, especially on taller vehicles.

let me just point this 1000w lazer right in your rear view mirror.

Ol' Donie · 22-07-2017 11:07PM

InTheTrees wrote: »

TV News and sports too.

Why when they get to the sports news do they have to have the pulse quickening 70's rock music in the background? For gods sake if I want football results and news I don't need van fcuking halen in the background.

There is nothing in the world that can't be improved by adding Van Halen.

Colser · 22-07-2017 11:12PM

When wine ain't doing what it's meant to do..

mewe · 22-07-2017 11:27PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

7. Seeing a Hans and Gretel trail of dog sh1t all along the footpath

I think that's the funniest line I've ever read on boards. :pac::pac::pac:

Widdershins · 22-07-2017 11:27PM

Someone ranting about friends not remembering her birthday three days ago. She's 46, too big too be bitch1ng about her birthday. Little else to be thinking about.

Imo adults are expected to think of their own families and significant other's birthdays, not friends and acquaintances except maybe very close or best friends.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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