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Sex magicians want to build European HQ in Dublin

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    Seismologists are boulder than Quakers...

    Yea, they rock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 532 ✭✭✭511


    The day its members start flying planes into skyscrapers and detonating suicide vests at concerts, is the day I'll consider the Church of Scientology a dangerous cult. Leave them be I say, we have more toxic religious cults to deal with.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    ..something about wands.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,141 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    friedhof wrote: »
    science is bad
    Ever heard of Haagen Das Ice Cream ?

    They picked the name out of the phone book because it sounded European.


    Still more genuine than associating the word Science with that crowd.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,759 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    The sex was magic , to be fair - especially the sleight of hand...

    Not your ornery onager



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,256 ✭✭✭Yourself isit


    This thread is a moving target.

    My thoughts. No to seismologists as they clearly cause earthquakes, yes to statisticians, yes to sex magicians and no to Scientologists.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    This thread is a moving target.

    My thoughts. No to seismologists as they clearly cause earthquakes, yes to statisticians, yes to sex magicians and no to Scientologists.

    To be fair to seismologists, all their faults are stress related.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,500 ✭✭✭Yester


    Pero_Bueno wrote: »
    I'd be more worried about the death cult rapidly growing in Ireland that has murdered ~1600 people last month alone - rather than some yuppie cult that robs a few gullible fools of some money.

    But thats just me like.


    You just broke the first rule of Death Cult.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,759 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    ..something about wands

    and wizard's sleeves.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    What's a sex magicians favourite trick?







    Pulling a rampant rabbit out of his hat

    :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Wtf is going on? Seismologists, Statisticians, Scientologists, and now Sex Magicians? You don't see this in the mainstream Brexit impact analysis.


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm OK with Sex Magicians. Scientologists, Seismologists, and Statisticians no. But Sex Magicians I'm totally in favour of.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 369 ✭✭Vinculus


    Abra abracadabra
    I wanna reach out and grab ya!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    They should give all users rights to change the title of this thread, will be gas craic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Debbie McGee would be a perfect assistant in fairness!


  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They should give all users rights to change the title of this thread, will be gas craic!

    Ara would you stop. We all know that it'll somehow end up as "n-word n-word c*nt n-word yer ma, n-word".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    I reckon it is the scientists themselves that are doing all the thread name changes. Distract from the real issue of a lack of seismologists in Firhouse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,307 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Winterlong wrote: »
    I reckon it is the scientists themselves that are doing all the thread name changes. Distract from the real issue of a lack of seismologists in Firhouse.

    The magicians, no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Muslims.

    aaaaand... go!




    EDIT: Oh wait no, I see they've beaten me to it already.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭angryIreGamer


    would they supply just the life skills part in courses for the non religious?


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  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This thread is going to confuse the f*ck out of anyone that reads from the beginning.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Winterlong wrote: »
    I reckon it is the scientists themselves that are doing all the thread name changes. Distract from the real issue of a lack of seismologists in Firhouse.

    Lets ask this scientician.

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  • Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Lets ask this scientician.

    Bq-hGqxCUAA2Ls_.jpg

    He doesn't look like a sex magician to me.

    (not that I know what a sex magician looks like...)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,013 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Winterlong wrote: »
    I reckon it is the scientists themselves that are doing all the thread name changes. Distract from the real issue of a lack of seismologists in Firhouse.

    I just had a look at the moderator logs and can confirm that no changes have taken place in the subject title.

    Maybe the changes everybody keeps talking about are metaphorical. Like, we are constantly changing from within.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,237 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    This thread is a moving target.

    My thoughts. No to seismologists as they clearly cause earthquakes, yes to statisticians, yes to sex magicians and no to Scientologists.
    But,... don't they make the earth move too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Keep Xenu out of Firhouse!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Keep Xenu out of Firhouse!

    Racist.


    Xenu has rights.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,636 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Only one magician counts, IN GOB WE TRUST



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    What's a Scientologist favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?










    Elronds cupboard!!!


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