Sex magicians want to build European HQ in Dublin

THE CHURCH OF Scientology is expected to open a European base in south Dublin after spending money to refurbish a state-of-the-art community centre in Firhouse.

Source: The Journal (http://www.thejournal.ie/scientology-firhouse-victory-centre-dublin-3490953-Jul2017/)

A dangerous cult wants to build a massive European HQ in Dublin. How can we possibly allow this?

Skylinehead

Shaky ground that.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Seismologists? That's earth shattering news.

Tar.Aldarion

It's about time we put a stop to those Seismologists, they are taking us for granite.

If we let it happen this will be our own fault.

Feckin predictive text.

Right. This thread is now about seismologists until someone can be arsed changing the title.

Can't trust them, the evil bastards.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

It's about time we put a stop to those Seismologists, they are taking us for granite. If we let it happen it will be our own fault.

They are a basalt on the senses sometimes. But generally a fairly sedimentary lot who do little harm.

I thought it was a Brexit bonus.

nelly17

Apparently they're on the Rocky Road to Dublin

uck51js9zml2yt

Its good to identify earthquakes ok.

alchemist33

It's Firhouse they're building their HQ in. I fear more for the Scientologists.

Super-Rush

It won't be long until we're paying volcano insurance.

Del2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Source: The Journal (http://www.thejournal.ie/scientology-firhouse-victory-centre-dublin-3490953-Jul2017/)

A dangerous cult wants to build a massive European HQ in Dublin. How can we possibly allow this?

We already have several dangerous cults here . 1 more isn't going to make a difference

RustyNut

Super-Rush wrote: »

It won't be long until we're paying volcano insurance.

Just another shake down.

Winterlong

Will they bring hot girls to the area?

Mrs OBumble

If i was a seismologist I'd definitely move to Ireland.

B0jangles

Skylinehead wrote: »

Shaky ground that.

Gneiss...

entropi

No doubt they'll be allowed to. Money speaks louder than the will of the population.

whiskeyman

A Seismology cult you say?


Probably just Quakers...



:pac:

entropi

whiskeyman wrote: »

A Seismology cult you say?


Probably just Quakers...



:pac:

They'll have a bit of a shaky start over here, trying to build a solid foundation. Hopefully the cracks soon appear though, and it all falls apart.

Elmer Blooker

entropi wrote: »

No doubt they'll be allowed to. Money speaks louder than the will of the population.

Yes, we'll all be Richter with a move here of this magnitude.

RobertKK

Deleted User wrote: »

Feckin predictive text.

Right. This thread is now about seismologists until someone can be arsed changing the title.

Can't trust them, the evil bastards.

I bet when you saw the title afterwards it was an after shock.

lmimmfn

Great, more feckin movers and shakers from a post brexit world

Harry Palmr

This thread will only bring igneous comments from the usual suspects.

retalivity

Harry Palmr wrote: »

This thread will only bring igneous comments from the usual suspects.

Sedimentary, my dear watson

relax carry on

Good, they'll shake things up a bit.

RobbingBandit

Any chance we can get the typhoon guy too have ourselves a good old fashion Natural Disasters reunion.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

They are only havin' a lava. The schist of the matter is there's no solid evidence they'll go ahead with it.

They'll be safer than some others like the Tectonic Knights.

h0neybadger

So we're on page 3 of puns.

How long before the thread name gets fixed?

😂

Ken.

Fixed thread title. Fairly sure that's the intended title.

bazza1

Basalt of the earth them Seismologists! Bringing cults off the Richter scale!

red ears

2 in every 1 statistician tells lies.

ygolometsipe

Its laughable that people get all worked-up about Scientology.

Why? They might brain wash you or beat you-up? intimidate you?

They are kittens compared to the Roman Catholic Church.

Lets talk about them again after a couple hundred years of
systemic unapologetic child rape, hundreds of years of destructive papal bulls, sometimes forcing the genocide of countries i.e. Laudabiliter or Crusades.
Anti-condom use in Africa/HIV deaths.
In-tolerance toward homosexuality. Its almost endless list of suffering and torture..

Despite the fact that they have billions in assets, "priceless works of art", they still have tax free status in Ireland.

The Scientologist don't and won't.

odyssey06

European HQ? So not only do we have to put up with our indigenous scientologicians, but we'll have furrin' ones too!?

I blame Brexit.

RobbingBandit

Hollywood Church wants to build it's headquarters in Talafornia should be the headline here.

Fr_Dougal

What are the chances?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Data's better now the title is corrected.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Hollywood Church wants to build it's headquarters in Talafornia should be the headline here.

What have statisticians got to do with Hollywood?

RobbingBandit

Gael Putrid Ginkgo wrote: »

What have statisticians got to do with Hollywood?

Statistically alot

Pherekydes

Is it significant that they want to set up in Dublin?

Ulysses Gaze

Pherekydes wrote: »

Is it significant that they want to set up in Dublin?

Tax breaks.

friedhof

science is bad

diomed

Obvious misspelling of third word in last line.

Ursus Horribilis

What's the chances of them going clear now?

goose2005

Gael Putrid Ginkgo wrote: »

They are a basalt on the senses sometimes. But generally a fairly sedimentary lot who do little harm.

They've always seemed like a gneiss lot, but they get slated here.

Pero_Bueno

I'd be more worried about the death cult rapidly growing in Ireland that has murdered ~1600 people last month alone - rather than some yuppie cult that robs a few gullible fools of some money.

But thats just me like.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Pero_Bueno wrote: »

I'd be more worried about the death cult rapidly growing in Ireland that has murdered ~1600 people last month alone - rather than some yuppie cult that robs a few gullible fools of some money.

But thats just me like.

You have capture my attention, please do go on...

Pero_Bueno

Pero_Bueno wrote: »

I'd be more worried about the death cult rapidly growing in Ireland that has murdered ~1600 people last month alone - rather than some yuppie cult that robs a few gullible fools of some money.

But thats just me like.

What did seismologists ever do to anyone?

Edit:

Statisticians now.

Jimoslimos

What does all this mean?

RobbingBandit

Jimoslimos wrote: »

What does all this mean?

Xenu is coming

flas

Winterlong wrote: »

Will they bring hot girls to the area?

They are already there,just waiting for your call

Aglomerado

Statisticians are a mean bunch.