Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

LadyMacBeth_ · 17-07-2017 07:44AM

Had my reflux medication changed recently, bought a wedge pillow. Still puked twice already today and have to call in sick, again.

Looking up foods to avoid because it's getting worse. Chocolate, caffeine, garlic, onions, anything fried or fatty, cheese, tomatoes, citrus fruits....basically everything I eat. Hello to a lifetime of boiled chicken, rice and bananas

mikemac2 · 17-07-2017 08:00AM

There is a driver theory testing centre in our office building.

Candidates are supposed to walk in the front door, it's wide open from 8am each day

I was walking in the back entrance as it's a mini shortcut and a guy was there pulling at the door and then asking me why it was locked. I have a test, why is it locked?? I said you can go around the front

I used my keycard and then he followed me in and gave out to the security guard inside the door. I have a test why is the door locked?

The security man kicked him out and told him to go around the front

My TA is pushy people

Bitches Be Trypsin · 17-07-2017 08:00AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Had my reflux medication changed recently, bought a wedge pillow. Still puked twice already today and have to call in sick, again.

Looking up foods to avoid because it's getting worse. Chocolate, caffeine, garlic, onions, anything fried or fatty, cheese, tomatoes, citrus fruits....basically everything I eat. Hello to a lifetime of boiled chicken, rice and bananas

Don't worry, it should eventually settle and you can go back to eating all the better this in life :pac:

Bitches Be Trypsin · 17-07-2017 08:03AM

Week 5 of my new job and still haven't been paid. I'm meant to be paid by the week

SusieBlue · 17-07-2017 08:25AM

Why must I always suffer for catching up on sleep over the weekend? I got plenty of rest on Friday and Saturday and this is obviously my punishment.
Yet another Sunday where I fell asleep after 4am, 3 hours sleep does nooooooot look or feel good on me.
This is cruel

Winterlong · 17-07-2017 09:05AM

Spoilers.

retro:electro · 17-07-2017 10:08AM

I cannot for the life of me take a tablet. It's my biggest fear that I'm going to choke to death on a tablet or feel it lodged in my throat. Can you choke to death on a multi vitamin? I'm trying to be good and take them but I gag. Help me

gramar · 17-07-2017 10:14AM

anna080 wrote: »

I cannot for the life of me take a tablet. It's my biggest fear that I'm going to choke to death on a tablet or feel it lodged in my throat. Can you choke to death on a multi vitamin? I'm trying to be good and take them but I gag. Help me

Don't take them. Not choking to death is a lot better for your health than multi vitamins that have questionable health benefits.
If you insist I wonder do any exist in sachet form to mix with water?

LadyMacBeth_ · 17-07-2017 10:21AM

You can get multi vitamin tablets that dissolve in water like Berocca.

retro:electro · 17-07-2017 10:25AM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

You can get multi vitamin tablets that dissolve in water like Berocca.

Why didn't I think of this? Like I knew this when I was getting them. Sure I'm awful stupid altogether.

Bambi985 · 17-07-2017 11:22AM

The office is freezing because Mr Open All the Windows has, shockingly, decided to open all the windows.

vampyre · 17-07-2017 11:35AM

anna080 wrote: »

I cannot for the life of me take a tablet. It's my biggest fear that I'm going to choke to death on a tablet or feel it lodged in my throat. Can you choke to death on a multi vitamin? I'm trying to be good and take them but I gag. Help me

If it's any help to know, you can perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on yourself and I'm proof it works. It's not likely you'll choke on a tablet but it's easily fixable

17-07-2017 11:57AM

Mr Pampers. What a complete bollocks. So, this morning I'm getting the 2.5 year old ready for crèche and myself ready for work. She advanced from nappies to 'Pants' and this is a great milestone because she's now "grown up" and scoffing at "babies" (yes, we're trying to persuade her intellectually of the merits of decommissioning the soother at her age!).

But what did Mr Pampers go and do with his Pants (Pull Ups)? He decided to put not just one animal but a whole slew of the little bastards on them. Her Majesty this morning at 7am, having woken me up at 4am and had me as her support on the floor mattress ever since, decided she wanted a pair of Pants with a...tiger on it. A fúcking tiger. So, she went into a rebellion that Constance Markiewicz in Easter Week herself would be proud of to get the Pants that had this little fúcker.

She went over to the Pampers box looking for her tiger, taking out each single Pants and examining it for a tiger, giggling away at various animal faces on various pants and telling me to look at this, that and the other. I'm looking at my watch thinking Sweet Mother of Jesus, I've seen it all now. But she held steadfast; she was going to get her tiger and I'd just have to wait.

Another "cute" idea on paper from the geniuses in the baby business who have no practical experience of raising kids.

retro:electro · 17-07-2017 12:32PM

vampyre wrote: »

If it's any help to know, you can perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on yourself and I'm proof it works. It's not likely you'll choke on a tablet but it's easily fixable

Really? How do you do it? What happened you? I've a morbid curiosity with these kinds of things, they feed my paranoia but I can't help myself!

Hector Bellend · 17-07-2017 12:34PM

I was walking down the street quite early this morning.

I had a few pints last night and decided that it was safe to let rip with a massive Guinness fart.

I hadn't noticed my neighbour was behind her car and she heard this raging fart.

I cant even fart in peace anymore.

TrustedApple · 17-07-2017 12:54PM

When I was able to post on boards before and people would add to my view.

Now it's just insult my deslixa and add Notting to my view !!!

Cantona's Collars · 17-07-2017 12:57PM

Nettles,damn stinging baxtards.Especially when wearing shorts.

Boom_Bap · 17-07-2017 01:16PM

zerks wrote: »

Nettles,damn stinging baxtards.Especially when wearing shorts.

I stood on a nettle barefoot yesterday. It actually isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

New Home · 17-07-2017 01:17PM

Either it was a nice nettle, or your feet are made of tanned leather.

SusieBlue · 17-07-2017 01:18PM

TrustedApple wrote: »

When I was able to post on boards before and people would add to my view.

Now it's just insult my deslixa and add Notting to my view !!!

No one insulted you on the restaurant recommendation thread in the Cork forum if that's what you're talking about.

TrustedApple · 17-07-2017 01:21PM

WhiteRoses wrote: »

No one insulted you on the restaurant recommendation thread in the Cork forum if that's what you're talking about.

Not there at all ......

Just in gen on the site lately nearly every 2nd post not matter where i post they seem to insult my grammar and spellings.

But they did bring up the fact i got words mixed up and that is deselxa for you as I said before in a thread here I cant tell my vouls apart from each other and i cant sound out words at all they all sound the same to me.

But some people here seem to think there growing there E penis by being a grammar nazi and is the reason why i am just like f boards at this stage i am not the only user who thinks that now.

retro:electro · 17-07-2017 01:25PM

TrustedApple wrote: »

Not there at all ......

Just in gen on the site lately nearly every 2nd post not matter where i post they seem to insult my grammar and spellings.

But they did bring up the fact i got words mixed up and that is deselxa for you as I said before in a thread here I cant tell my vouls apart from each other and i cant sound out words at all they all sound the same to me.

But some people here seem to think there growing there E penis by being a grammar nazi and is the reason why i am just like f boards at this stage i am not the only user who thinks that now.

Really? I actually see a lot of your posts where you frequently bring this issue up and I never see anyone taking issue with how you spell or your grammar.
I think you're confusing people disagreeing with the basis of what you're saying, for people being ignorant towards your dyslexia.
In fact the only person who ever brings up your dyslexia at all, is you.

My TA- my mother in law to be is staying tonight and trying to change the spare room covers has me out in a sweat.

SusieBlue · 17-07-2017 01:27PM

TrustedApple wrote: »

Not there at all ......

Just in gen on the site lately nearly every 2nd post not matter where i post they seem to insult my grammar and spellings.

But they did bring up the fact i got words mixed up and that is deselxa for you as I said before in a thread here I cant tell my vouls apart from each other and i cant sound out words at all they all sound the same to me.

But some people here seem to think there growing there E penis by being a grammar nazi and is the reason why i am just like f boards at this stage i am not the only user who thinks that now.

Any time I've seen anyone comment on your spelling you have been immediately apologised to by the poster in question when you explained you have dyslexia.
People aren't psychic and a lot of people out there misspell out of laziness. This obviously isn't the case for you but you can't expect other people to know that right off the bat.

TrustedApple · 17-07-2017 01:30PM

anna080 wrote: »

Really? I actually see a lot of your posts where you frequently bring this issue up and I never see anyone taking issue with how you spell or your grammar.
I think you're confusing people disagreeing with the basis of what you're saying, for people being ignorant towards your dyslexia.

My TA- my mother in law to be is staying tonight and trying to change the spare room covers has me out in a sweat.

Dont think its being ignorant at all as i said keyboard warriors who find issues with grammar and my spellings .

I was called stupid in school for 14 years because of it. And I also wish you did not have it every single day of your life wishing you never had it. As i bring up the issue as others always bring it up and never get notting said to them.

I was told by one user before that i should have in my signature that i have dyslexia to warn people .....

Boom_Bap · 17-07-2017 01:31PM

Back to the TA's please

vampyre · 17-07-2017 01:38PM

TrustedApple wrote: »

Dont think its being ignorant at all as i said keyboard warriors who find issues with grammar and my spellings .

I was called stupid in school for 14 years because of it. And I also wish you did not have it every single day of your life wishing you never had it. As i bring up the issue as others always bring it up and never get notting said to them.

I was told by one user before that i should have in my signature that i have dyslexia to warn people .....

Would you consider adding a signature to your posts? Something like:
Any typos are from having dyslexia, not laziness or booze:p

A good humoured way of letting people know and avoiding stress.

ETA Sorry Mod.

TrustedApple · 17-07-2017 01:42PM

vampyre wrote: »

Would you consider adding a signature to your posts? Something like:
Any typos are from having dyslexia, not laziness or booze:p

A good humoured way of letting people know and avoiding stress.

TA for the day is being told to tell everyone in the world that i have disability on my signature or on my posts .....

SusieBlue · 17-07-2017 03:20PM

TrustedApple wrote: »

TA for the day is being told to tell everyone in the world that i have disability on my signature or on my posts .....

TA'd at people being drama queens for no reason in totally avoidable situations.

Boom_Bap · 17-07-2017 03:37PM

Seriously guys, move on from this.

Stop using the thread as a tool to aim jabs at other users or at other forums.

SusieBlue · 17-07-2017 03:38PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Seriously guys, move on from this.

Stop using the thread as a tool to aim jabs at other users or at other forums.

Noted, apologies.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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