Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

selous · 15-07-2017 09:01PM

Whats with the all the very badly dubbed adds on tv now, surely it doesn't cost that much to put out a person speaking English in one?

Burial. · 15-07-2017 09:25PM

When you're strictly off the drink for a while and in the space of 48 hours you're invited to a house warming party, a lads day drinking session, a birthday party and this aul doll I've been trying to get stuck into telling me she's going out tonight to go clubbing in a place you'd have to be absolutely mangled in in order to save your sanity. Leave me be a monk in peace!

LadyMacBeth_ · 15-07-2017 11:41PM

Went to see The Beguiled this evening in the cinema, so slow paced and dull, I honestly don't know what the purpose of that film was. Would have been better off seeing Despicable Me 3.

Rosie Rant · 15-07-2017 11:43PM

Gawky gob****es are tonight's annoyance. I went to collect my food order earlier and I could feel eyes burning into my brain as I was waiting. I looked up and this girl was turned completely around in her booth staring at me. She snapped back around as soon as my (mildly weirded out) eyes met her (admittedly very pretty) ones. My reflection looked slightly windswept as I was washing my hands to eat, but apart from that I looked normal (as normal as I can look, anyway

). I just hate being stared at, it makes me feel awkward.

retro:electro · 15-07-2017 11:48PM

When someone intoduces you to someone ya hi ya how's things how are you ya ya how's it going ya grand ya fab ya lovely. Awkwar silence
Also when you're pissed and in the toilet hvaing a sing song and nobody there to join hou
Also when you're trying to be a real human and remember all your vocabulary

MuffinTop86 · 16-07-2017 03:16AM

After being off booze for two weeks I was dying today after a few (a good few in fairness) last night.
And slept this evening after having a Chinese even though I'm supposed to be on a strict diet.

TA at that bloody ad with the dozy looking Cork pillock looking for bogball tickets from presumably the son in law. I don't know if it's the passive aggressiveness or people's ugly obsession with trying to get free stuff that annoys me more.

mikemac2 · 16-07-2017 04:27AM

Walking along a busy footpath, was Talbot St in Dublin and a young lad cycling towards me. He was a bit zoned out and was staring across the road

I loudly said Hello and he got a bit of a fright and slapped on the brakes to stop in front of me. And then starts muttering curses under his breath at me :mad: I just said you need to watch ahead and walked off

I cycle too but I don't daydream along footpaths

Winterlong · 16-07-2017 08:19AM

Blue bottle fly in the bedroom at an ungodly hour.
Bzzzzz thud. Bzzzzz thud. Bzzzzz thud.

Ted_YNWA · 16-07-2017 08:29AM

Winterlong wrote: »

Blue bottle fly in the bedroom at an ungodly hour.
Bzzzzz thud. Bzzzzz thud. Bzzzzz thud.

Even more annoying when you open the window & they stay crashing against it.

major bill · 16-07-2017 02:05PM

this SJW clown and clowns like him harassing people fishing, retarded argument!!

''what if it was a child'' :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DWr1FuaJBE

LadyMacBeth_ · 16-07-2017 04:40PM

At a free festival in a park in Cork. It's packed and I'm hiding under a tree away from the sun and people. Just found three spiders on me, I hate the outdoors, ugh.

Robsweezie · 16-07-2017 04:43PM

a new female doctor who has been announced. i dont watch it, so not bothered at that.

TA at the inevitable social justice articles that will arise, complaining about the reaction to the news from angry white men and how society views women ''what your reaction says about you''.

Paddy Cow · 16-07-2017 04:49PM

anna080 wrote: »

When someone intoduces you to someone ya hi ya how's things how are you ya ya how's it going ya grand ya fab ya lovely. Awkwar silence
Also when you're pissed and in the toilet hvaing a sing song and nobody there to join hou
Also when you're trying to be a real human and remember all your vocabulary

How bad was the hangover today? :pac:

mikemac2 · 16-07-2017 05:24PM

Was having a quiet pint and a funeral afters was on, RIP. Grown men argueing over English football clubs

Ya scouser, ya Manc, I'm a headhunter (Chelsea reference ). If they had jerseys I guess they would be kissing their badge. Oh it got thick after a while and one guy left after refusing to shake somebody's hands

For gods sake people most of ye are from Westmeath! :rolleyes: If you attended a game the locals would consider you to be a tourist

aaronjumper · 16-07-2017 06:03PM

I forgot I put a pizza in the oven. It ended okay because the door to the kitchen was open but still.

16-07-2017 06:28PM

Constant gushing about your children. Please stop.

Winterlong · 16-07-2017 06:46PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Constant gushing about your children. Please stop.

x100.

Jim Bob Scratcher · 16-07-2017 07:14PM

major bill wrote: »

this SJW clown and clowns like him harassing people fishing, retarded argument!!

''what if it was a child'' :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DWr1FuaJBE

Pity they didn't toss him into the lake.

Colser · 16-07-2017 08:33PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

At a free festival in a park in Cork. It's packed and I'm hiding under a tree away from the sun and people. Just found three spiders on me, I hate the outdoors, ugh.

I went to my favourite beach and as I was sitting down I caught something moving out of the corner of my eye and it was like a little lizard thing about 6" long...eventually settled back down and saw a caterpillar thing that was black and orange..every time I lid down after that I kept jumping up thinking something was crawling on me ffs...had a fantastic day otherwise so I can't complain too much.ðŸ˜

Paddy Cow · 16-07-2017 08:44PM

major bill wrote: »

this SJW clown and clowns like him harassing people fishing, retarded argument!!

''what if it was a child'' :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DWr1FuaJBE

But....but.....won't someone PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN????

He only interfered because his child was so distraught about the poor fish. LOL

In fairness, the fishermen should have killed the fish straight away and it is cruel to let it suffocate but Jesus Christ what an over reaction. Anyone who thinks a fish has the same cognitive capacity as a cat, dog or child is just stupid. Those people reminded me of the Phelps family who are totally cray cray. Just looking for any reason to go off on one.

SusieBlue · 16-07-2017 08:53PM

Was crossing a main busy road earlier, waited for the green man, started walking across, cyclist coming speeding towards me swerves out of the way cursing at me and shouting.
It was a green man, I had right of way. I nearly wish he had hit me so he'd get in trouble for his stupidity. He came pretty damn close.

farmerwifelet · 16-07-2017 09:43PM

seeds in my seedless grapes.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 16-07-2017 11:21PM

My phone broke I'm phone less

the_pen_turner · 16-07-2017 11:24PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My phone broke I'm phone less

my phone rang someone this morning. i met them this afternoon and they told me and gave a wink,
now i am worring about what i was talking about. i have no clue what i was talking about but it is worring me

Tell me how · 16-07-2017 11:53PM

People who care more about their furniture than the guests sitting on it.

If you tell me to mind my tea once more, I'll seriously consider turning the mug upside down with dramatic effect.

Rogueish · 17-07-2017 12:36AM

I'm in search of the elusive pair of jeans that fit. I had almost found then in GAP Dundrum during the week. They fit on the waist and bum AND they were on sale for 20e!!! But were a bit too snug on the thighs and unfortunately they didn't have the next size up. So I decided that on my way down the M50 today I'd pop into Blanchardstown. I vaguely remembered seeing a big GAP store there. I didn't realise that it was an outlet store that didn't have my jeans in it.

Bolloxology to the lot of them!

gramar · 17-07-2017 07:28AM

The word narrative. Everywhere you look it's narrative, narrative, narrative. A word that I'd swear wasn't even used
a few years ago and now people can't finish a sentence without sticking it in. Narrative, narrative, narrative. Annoying fcuk of a word.

snowflaker · 17-07-2017 07:44AM

Guy across from me on the train has his headphones in and Today FM blaring- and somehow- he's asleep!

Just realised I forgot my work ID!

bottlebrush · 17-07-2017 08:33AM

gramar wrote: »

The word narrative. Everywhere you look it's narrative, narrative, narrative. A word that I'd swear wasn't even used
a few years ago and now people can't finish a sentence without sticking it in. Narrative, narrative, narrative. Annoying fcuk of a word.

And nuance, dont forget nuance

gramar · 17-07-2017 08:37AM

bottlebrush wrote: »

And nuance, dont forget nuance

Ah now you're just trying to change the narrative.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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