Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

Kivaro · 12-07-2017 07:57PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I have a cold. I despise my infector. I vow to leave my germs everywhere to pass it on as much as possible. Dirty humans.

The infector is possibly your other half who infected your contact lense when turning it the wrong way around this morning before heading off on a coffee run for the whole neighborhood.

Barry Badrinath · 12-07-2017 09:12PM

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VonLuck · 12-07-2017 09:23PM

Tea slurping.

gramar · 12-07-2017 09:26PM

There's a headline online about the new drink driving ban proposal along with a picture of a lovely cold
looking pint of lager and I'm annoyed it's not in my hand right now.

madmaggie · 12-07-2017 11:34PM

TA that clothes sizes vary so much. What's the bloody point of sizes if they're all over the place.

Widdershins · 12-07-2017 11:57PM

madmaggie wrote: »

TA that clothes sizes vary so much. What's the bloody point of sizes if they're all over the place.

This is a huge ta of mine too. Lately the sizing's been ridiculously different from brand to brand. I mean a size 10 or an 18!

prinzeugen · 13-07-2017 12:12AM

Runners. Not the shoes, the two legged version that infest the pavements every evening.

Always come out about the same time as the flying ants.

No manners at all. If you are in the way they bang into you or tut because you did not move to one side for them.

You are going to run a marathon or something. Well done but don't treat the rest of us like crap.

KarmaGarda · 13-07-2017 12:14AM

Almost every time I have a shower I leave the clean boxers right beside the dirty ones and always forget which is which... roll on yet another smell test.

Colser · 13-07-2017 12:29AM

KarmaGarda wrote: »

Almost every time I have a shower I leave the clean boxers right beside the dirty ones and always forget which is which... roll on yet another smell test.

No pity for you if they're your own...trying deciding when they're your teenagers jocks...ðŸ˜‚

Robsweezie · 13-07-2017 01:43AM

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4 feicing Euro.......4!

you know what that means senor,you're made now, go out and treat yourself to....a few bits off the eurosaver menu at McDonalds???

TA nearly choking when swallowing tablets, people taking up shop space with their conversations, getting torn apart by thorns and stingers, accidentally destroying the microwave with melted/exploded food, and being on the receiving end of mood swings.

Ted_YNWA · 13-07-2017 05:50AM

Crows decided to have their 2017 Riverdance championships on the roof this morning.

whoopsadoodles · 13-07-2017 05:52AM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Crows decided to have their 2017 Riverdance championships on the roof this morning.

And here on the ensuite skylight. Nearly wet the bed.

Ted_YNWA · 13-07-2017 05:54AM

whoopsadoodles wrote:

And here on the ensuite skylight. Nearly wet the bed.

Are you that scared of them you couldn't go into ensuite?

It's like the world doesn't want me to sleep until a respectable time. 4:15 yesterday.

whoopsadoodles · 13-07-2017 05:59AM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Are you that scared of them you couldn't go into ensuite?

It's like the world doesn't want me to sleep until a respectable time. 4:15 yesterday.

For a minute I was because despite birds being the most obvious explanation. I thought a knife wielding maniac was attempting to break in.....

Via the roof of a fairly large bungalow with many many ground level windows >.>

Surreptitious · 13-07-2017 06:09AM

TA whoopsie needs adult nappies.

Ted_YNWA · 13-07-2017 06:09AM

Minds have a tend to race to wild scenarios

Poochie05 · 13-07-2017 08:14AM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Crows decided to have their 2017 Riverdance championships on the roof this morning.

The pigeons here were having their Eurovision Song Contest! Nul points

eisenberg1 · 13-07-2017 11:37AM

Colser wrote: »

No pity for you if they're your own...trying deciding when they're your teenagers jocks...&#55357;&#56834;

Teenagers jocks are easy to identify......if you drop them, they break 😂

retro:electro · 13-07-2017 12:15PM

Feeling like you're the only person in the history of the planet who isn't watching Love Island.
Just met my friends for lunch there and for the first ten minutes I felt like I've been living on a different planet.

OldNotWIse · 13-07-2017 12:21PM

anna080 wrote: »

Feeling like you're the only person in the history of the planet who isn't watching Love Island

What the actual? I cant believe people would insult their intelligence watching that thrash.

Ta I am so bunged up and I want to go for pints tonight and I am the one who organized it so I cant not go and let everyone else go. Or can I.....

eisenberg1 · 13-07-2017 12:35PM

peoplen who keep asking you to repeat yourself....while they are wearing
Headphones,

Jrop · 13-07-2017 12:47PM

I too am TA by Celebrity Brother Love Beach

foxy farmer · 13-07-2017 01:49PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Crows decided to have their 2017 Riverdance championships on the roof this morning.

My crowd must be on gone on tour so. Very quiet here this week.

xzanti · 13-07-2017 03:37PM

Eejits thinking they can rock up to Dublin Port and board the Disney ship for a "look around".

Seriously like. Cringe.

GBX · 13-07-2017 03:41PM

I work in a small office, lazy feckers won't replace the toilet rolls on the holder. And when I do it, somebody switches it around to the wrong way

LadyMacBeth_ · 13-07-2017 04:52PM

GBX wrote: »

I work in a small office, lazy feckers won't replace the toilet rolls on the holder. And when I do it, somebody switches it around to the wrong way

TA'd that I don't know which way is the correct way to put the toilet roll on the holder!

ohnonotgmail · 13-07-2017 04:54PM

TA'd that my local cinema is only showing War for the planet of the apes in 3D. that just gives me a headache.

Shpudnik · 13-07-2017 04:56PM

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

TA'd that I don't know which way is the correct way to put the toilet roll on the holder!

LadyMacBeth_ · 13-07-2017 04:59PM

Shpudnik wrote: »

Pretty sure I am TA'ing everyone putting it on the wrong way then!

New Home · 13-07-2017 05:19PM

Actually, if you have pets in the house the wrong way is the right way, 'cause if the play with it they won't be able to unravel it as easily.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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