Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

madmaggie · 11-07-2017 04:27PM

I've been deaf in one ear for the past few weeks, I had the wax removed but still deaf. It's really annoying me today, I'd love to whack a knitting needle into the ear and let out whatever gunk is in there. Instead I'll be sensible and grudgingly go to the gp.

Bredabe · 11-07-2017 04:42PM

madmaggie wrote: »

I've been deaf in one ear for the past few weeks, I had the wax removed but still deaf. It's really annoying me today, I'd love to whack a knitting needle into the ear and let out whatever gunk is in there. Instead I'll be sensible and grudgingly go to the gp.

Then you get there, Dr tells you "Its your age" and to use drops the second they get itchy and that you cant have them syringed all the time. Sweet almond oil on a q tip rubbed in that ear canal and folds, enough for it to run into the ear drums.

TA'ed that Dr's think its ok to use "Its your age!", cant he see that inside Im a young 30?

AndrewJRenko · 11-07-2017 05:05PM

madmaggie wrote: »

I've been deaf in one ear for the past few weeks, I had the wax removed but still deaf. It's really annoying me today, I'd love to whack a knitting needle into the ear and let out whatever gunk is in there. Instead I'll be sensible and grudgingly go to the gp.

You might need to put in the oil that softens the wax for a few days before you go back to the GP so he can get it out.

LynnGrace · 11-07-2017 05:23PM

diomed wrote: »

Buying a bottle of white wine in Tesco the automatic till stopped and told me to wait for verification by a member of staff that I am over 25.
After a lengthy delay she arrived, turned and looked me in the face for far too long, then swiped that it was ok.
I am 67.

Lol. I feel slightly aggrieved / trivially annoyed when they automatically punch the key that says 'customer is CLEARLY over 25'...without a second glance.
Well, yes, I am

But still!

madmaggie · 11-07-2017 11:36PM

Bredabe, you hit another TA of mine. The minute I hit 50 it was like I'd become an overnight geriatric. Thanks all for the ear advice.

LittleMuppet · 11-07-2017 11:52PM

TA'd that my mam went to see a kiniseoligist today. Said quack told her that she's healthy and if a doctor ever tells her that she's suffering from anything, the doctor is telling lies to get money from her.

TA'd that my cousin believes this s*it and is trying to convince my mam that the quack is the ducks nuts and her word should be taken as gospel.

TA'd that women like this kiniseoligist are allowed even practice this bulls*it.

retro:electro · 11-07-2017 11:56PM

LittleMuppet wrote: »

TA'd that my mam went to see a kiniseoligist today. Said quack told her that she's healthy and if a doctor ever tells her that she's suffering from anything, the doctor is telling lies to get money from her.

TA'd that my cousin believes this s*it and is trying to convince my mam that the quack is the ducks nuts and her word should be taken as gospel.

TA'd that women like this kiniseoligist are allowed even practice this bulls*it.

The feck is a kiniseoligist? Do they fix sore arses I think I might need to see one

Shpudnik · 11-07-2017 11:56PM

anna080 wrote: »

The feck is a kiniseoligist? Do they fix sore arses I think I might need to see one

I could take a look at that for you

LittleMuppet · 11-07-2017 11:59PM

anna080 wrote: »

The feck is a kiniseoligist? Do they fix sore arses I think I might need to see one

Kinesiology is the study of human and nonhuman animal-body movements, performance, and function by applying the sciences of biomechanics, anatomy, physiology, psychology, and neuroscience. Wikipedia told me this!

She could probably fix your bum, after taking photos of your aura and telling you that you broke your bum cos you're not gluten free *rollseyes*

SecretsOfEarth · 12-07-2017 12:15AM

LittleMuppet wrote: »

Kinesiology is the study of human and nonhuman animal-body movements, performance, and function by applying the sciences of biomechanics, anatomy, physiology, psychology, and neuroscience. Wikipedia told me this!

So a professional bullshítter?

LittleMuppet · 12-07-2017 12:37AM

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

So a professional bullshítter?

Oh yes! €65 for the pleasure too!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 12-07-2017 01:11AM

TA I had a Thai massage and I feel like I've been in an accident. She stretched me out, she jumped up on the bed with me, and she told me my hips are tight. I'm in a heap today.

TA she also put my legs over her shoulders and stretched them back and forth, then asked me to "get boyfriebd help you". I can pretty much guarantee if I asked to put my legs over anyone's shoulders it wouldn't be a stretch I was getting.

TA she told me to join yoga. Feck off. It took years of neglect to get me like I am

greencap · 12-07-2017 01:33AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA I had a Thai massage and I feel like I've been in an accident. She stretched me out, she jumped up on the bed with me, and she told me my hips are tight. I'm in a heap today.

TA she also put my legs over her shoulders and stretched them back and forth, then asked me to "get boyfriebd help you". I can pretty much guarantee if I asked to put my legs over anyone's shoulders it wouldn't be a stretch I was getting.

TA she told me to join yoga. Feck off. It took years of neglect to get me like I am

what happened next?

*(****)

OldNotWIse · 12-07-2017 10:09AM

My OH in the morning getting ready for work. F*cking hell I will kill her one of these days. It takes an age, and she seems to forget that both of us have to get ready for work. She hogs the bathroom, hogs the shower, spends forever doing her hair and makeup and then will ensure she stands directly in my way in the kitchen etc. Just f*ck off would you!? :mad:

Also TA I was very excited we got fresh cherries at work but now I have cherry stains on my fingers and probably my lips too. cant go out to check as I already spend half the morning in the bathroom fighting with a contact lens which, it turned out after 20 minutes was simply inside out.

And the day is still so young..... :mad:

Winterlong · 12-07-2017 11:57AM

People who cheerily announce that we are 'over the hump' of the work week. Get out of it you pesky optimists.

Dramatik · 12-07-2017 02:03PM

When you've been queuing for a while to get your morning coffee and the the person ahead of you orders like 10 different drinks but since you've already spent the time queuing you are too stubborn to leave and go to another shop.

OldNotWIse · 12-07-2017 02:34PM

People who say, "can I get" at deli bars, cafes etc. When did this hell begin?

OldNotWIse · 12-07-2017 02:35PM

I have a cold. I despise my infector. I vow to leave my germs everywhere to pass it on as much as possible. Dirty humans.

Colser · 12-07-2017 02:35PM

Winterlong wrote: »

People who cheerily announce that we are 'over the hump' of the work week. Get out of it you pesky optimists.

Tomorrow's my Friday....just saying likeðŸ˜

tomwaterford · 12-07-2017 03:24PM

I have an actual pain in the arse from sitting down too much!

eisenberg1 · 12-07-2017 04:18PM

Rory Cowan, and the way press put the word "Funnyman" in front of his name.
He TA's me on two accounts, he is not funny and he is an annoying prick.

Bitches Be Trypsin · 12-07-2017 06:05PM

Starting another sinus and chest infection, sooner I get my septum fixed the better

Lorelli! · 12-07-2017 06:11PM

Lorelli! wrote: »

Since I came back from a break away I've lost my front door keys so I have to use the back door until they show up

Found my keys but now i can't I cant find the house phone anywhere!! :mad:

I did have two house phones but a few weeks ago my niece put one of them in the fish tank and the phone was ruined and now the other one has vanished. No fish were harmed anyway!

Surreptitious · 12-07-2017 06:14PM

Lorelli! wrote: »

Found my keys but now i can't I cant find the house phone anywhere!! :mad:

I did have two house phones but a few weeks ago my niece put one of them in the fish tank and the phone was ruined and now the other one has vanished. No fish were harmed anyway!

Sometimes there's a button on the base and when you press it the phone gives off a noise, mine does anyway.

TA my monitor is not working after only about five months of buying it. There's no sound coming from it so I have to lug it all the way to the shop again. Such a wrecker.

Ipso · 12-07-2017 06:14PM

Things going viral.

DoozerT6 · 12-07-2017 06:24PM

Dramatik wrote: »

When you've been queuing for a while to get your morning coffee and the the person ahead of you orders like 10 different drinks but since you've already spent the time queuing you are too stubborn to leave and go to another shop.

Or people who have been in the queue ahead of you for some time, but wait until the barista asks them what they want before faffing around deciding which variation of caffeinated beverage they want. MAKE UP YOUR MIND BEFORE YOU GET TO THE COUNTER, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE BEEN IN A FECKIN' HUGE QUEUE FOR 10 MINUTES!!!

osarusan · 12-07-2017 07:10PM

Why is it that when all other kinds of tennis look so serious, in the mixed doubles they always seem like they're having a good old laugh at the whole thing?

Ted_YNWA · 12-07-2017 07:15PM

Getting fekking earworms from ad's.

There was one on earlier with CCR Proud Mary & it's stuck in my head now.

....big wheel keep on turnin'...

No idea what it was for, but when I find out, it's going on the list.

LadyMacBeth_ · 12-07-2017 07:16PM

I have a cold sore on the roof of my mouth, so difficult to eat, ow ow ow.

Widdershins · 12-07-2017 07:26PM

Violent muscle spasms.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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