Do you carry a knife?

He carries a knife? You carry a gun, that's the sure Carlow way.

Widdershins wrote: »

What's the handle, Stig?

I think my bitchy resting face and psychotic glare would make most attackers think twice.

I was Really hoping no bugger would ask me that, Shins. Because, even as I showed it, I realised I haven't a bloody clue! Wood, of some sort, I think. Rather than bone or horn.

Trouble is, I deliberately asked them to ban me from the forum where I 'met' the guy. So, now I can't use their search facility. Obviously, it would have all been discussed, explained and agreed to the n'th degree, in some bloody post.

Wouldn't even know where to start looking now


Talking about glares? I had my photo taken, a while back. Local photography club were ambushing locals and doing the paparazzi on them. Buggers jumped me. I didn't " Glare ". I just looked exactly myself, when bemused at having been bush whacked and photographed.

One of them caught an image that, quite frankly, blew Me away! I mean, god! What an image! Doesn't matter a monkeys f**k that it's me. I'd still think it was fantastic if it was some random stranger from Cheshire.

Still causing quite a stir, locally. Was published in a national broadsheet! (:eek:) But, the point relevant to this conversation was a comment made by one of the several lads, in my local, as they enthused over it.

One said, out loud; " This picture says: 'If ye want to come to This town and cause sh!t? Fine. But, ye'll have to get through This first! " No one disagreed!

Funny as f**k! I showed it to my boss. He said; " F**king Hell! All that's missing is the sawn off shotgun! Looking at that, I don't think I'll sleep tonight! "

Laughing my f**king arse off here! I'm a happy old soul who loves his Dogs and horses and who is completely entranced with feeding his toads.

But, f**k me! The image that girl caught? David Bailey eat ye f**king heart out!

Yeah. Maybe I should carry it with me. Anyone starts? I'll just whip it out and show them. I can send you a copy. You just show them and say; " This is my Dad! Now, back the f*k off! "

No, a claw hammer. Not for self defence in any form but to protect my small , rather docile and friendly dogs from being torn apart by large, aggressive dogs owned by imbeciles.

One of our mini poodles was attacked by a Bull Terrier while we were camping in Poland. Despite pinning it down with my knee on its neck, more to stop it shaking him, and punching it repeatedly with the missus kicking it up the backside, it wouldn't let go. We tired it out eventually and it slunk off, Eric had a couple of punctures on one of his ears but was otherwise fine physically, I thought it was going to rip his head off. Psychologically though he is now very timid and afraid of his own shadow, and this is two years after the event.

I'm sorry to say that I'm not prepared to put myself in a position where I have to fight off an unprovoked attack with nothing more than my fists and now carry a claw hammer in my pocket when we go walking where we might encounter other dogs.

For me, a lot of this is political correctness gone mad.

Take something as simple as kids not being permitted to carry knives in school, in fact in most places being outrightly condemned if found with a knife on their person if we be honest here. Ask yourself, if these kids can't carry knives then how are they supposed to peel an orange for their lunch? Do we now ban oranges in schools? Is that the next step here?

It's ridiculous.

Yes, but only because it's part of the multi-tool.

TBH, like a gun; unless you're prepared to kill with it, you'll be killed by it.

I carry two. A Leatherman in a pouch on my belt & a sheath knife in my snickers trousers when I am working.

I was in Tesco & noticed that two Guards were looking at me. As I left the store they came over & asked if I knew what they were looking at. I showed them the knife & asked if there was a problem as it's a tool. They said no problem but don't take it down shop street on a Saturday night.

Stigura wrote: »

I was Really hoping no bugger would ask me that, Shins. Because, even as I showed it, I realised I haven't a bloody clue! Wood, of some sort, I think. Rather than bone or horn.

Trouble is, I deliberately asked them to ban me from the forum where I 'met' the guy. So, now I can't use their search facility. Obviously, it would have all been discussed, explained and agreed to the n'th degree, in some bloody post.

Wouldn't even know where to start looking now


Talking about glares? I had my photo taken, a while back. Local photography club were ambushing locals and doing the paparazzi on them. Buggers jumped me. I didn't " Glare ". I just looked exactly myself, when bemused at having been bush whacked and photographed.

One of them caught an image that, quite frankly, blew Me away! I mean, god! What an image! Doesn't matter a monkeys f**k that it's me. I'd still think it was fantastic if it was some random stranger from Cheshire.

Still causing quite a stir, locally. Was published in a national broadsheet! (:eek:) But, the point relevant to this conversation was a comment made by one of the several lads, in my local, as they enthused over it.

One said, out loud; " This picture says: 'If ye want to come to This town and cause sh!t? Fine. But, ye'll have to get through This first! " No one disagreed!

Funny as f**k! I showed it to my boss. He said; " F**king Hell! All that's missing is the sawn off shotgun! Looking at that, I don't think I'll sleep tonight! "

Laughing my f**king arse off here! I'm a happy old soul who loves his Dogs and horses and who is completely entranced with feeding his toads.

But, f**k me! The image that girl caught? David Bailey eat ye f**king heart out!

Yeah. Maybe I should carry it with me. Anyone starts? I'll just whip it out and show them. I can send you a copy. You just show them and say; " This is my Dad! Now, back the f*k off! "

I think I could guess the wood if I wasn't so tired!
Do..send me two copies, one for over the fireplace to keep visiting children away

Persephone kindness wrote: »

I have taken an oath of pacifism.

If you wish to carry a knife that is your choice.

Personally it's against my peaceful attainment goals.

I find being around people who harbor thoughts or emotions of conflict draining.

I am not talking ..fun stuff like kick boxing or battle re enactment.

It's just not me ..hippie girl i guess

I've always found kick boxing quite ugly. Kicking people? Hitting people with your feet.

And it's not that useful in the real world. If you want to defend yourself against someone who actually wants to hurt you and doesn't have to obey any rules, learn Krav Maga. It was too brutal for me to be physically able for it but I took away some of the principles. I don't think my friends who do KM harbour anything, they are able to summon aggression if they need to, and put it away just as efficiently. 'Negative' energy can be useful in some situations where order is needed.

In the car boot I have a big knife thing I pulled from a rock...Excali...something or other! Use is to trim hedges etc....makes me feel regal or something...Anyhoo!

BalcombeSt4 wrote: »

I threw a bottle of Bulmers at someone before if that counts.

That's a lot worse, that's chemical warfare

c_man wrote: »

Do you, or would you consider, carrying a knife for self protection? I was chatting to a girl not too long ago, and she told me how she carries one in her handbag "just in case". I told her I thought this was stupid but she wasn't listening. Just this morning I was upacking some new equipment and asked my work colleagues if anyone had a scissors, new guy reaches into his rucksack and hands me a decent sized knife (handle first). I don't know him well enough to probe the issue further.

Seems pretty stupid to me. You're not Casey Ryback, more a Mark from Peep Show when he starts carrying. What do you guys think?

She's probably watching too much fair city. Was it a penknife by any chance?

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

It's so that if your car is submerged underwater following an accident, you can cut through your seatbelt which will have locked due to the impact.

Thank me later if this ever happens to you, and you remember this post and why you have the knife!

And remember, kids; Pull out the head rest and use one of the rods to smash the corner of the side window too. Ye'd never get the door open against all that pressure.




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