Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

OldNotWIse · 19-05-2017 01:46PM

Eugh. I dropped into Pennys at lunchtime and left with a heap of TAs.

- no long lasting lipsticks except in colours that are most likely officially called "Shite of the Night", "Kerb-Krawlin' Krimson" and "Pubic Lice Entice"
- a flock of French students standing around with backpacks and high-spirited laughter and the general care-free joy of youth
-looking like an absolute fucking heifer in the fitting room, and barely squeezing into the top I brought in "in a bigger size aswell just in case"
-a t-shirt with "hands off my bump" printed on it. Would you get over yourself, nobody wants to touch your bump. Maybe you should have worn the "hands off my muff" one nine months ago and we could all get a bit of peace
-the gym gear section called "Sweat Squad"
-people dashing around the place in all directions.

:mad::mad::mad:

eisenberg1 · 19-05-2017 02:26PM

No sign of my bleedin courier&#55357;&#56865;

CrowdedHouse · 19-05-2017 02:43PM

TA that I spent 5 minutes reading the start of the last thread becuse someone put a link in the last post...

Bambi985 · 19-05-2017 03:01PM

Took too many painkillers for a toothache and feel massively trippy. Are those my feet...

Glenster · 19-05-2017 03:24PM

TA'd that a bloke just mistook me for a lady on another thread and said

"you've lost the run of yourself woman" to me.

Surreptitious · 19-05-2017 05:55PM

Really worried about the title of this thread :P

I am annoyed by people trying to get one over on me. You can't say anything these days without someone picking you up wrong. Also misunderstandings which upset everyone.

everlast75 · 19-05-2017 06:04PM

It's been a while since I mentioned this but I experienced it again recently and need to get it off my chest.

People who smoke outside hospitals in the no smoke section. Selfish ****ing ****ers.

I've a relative with breathing difficulties and I was bringing them home. We had to walk by two women who were squating on the ground DIRECTLY below a "no smoking" sign while a voice over the PA tried in vain to tell people not to. Inconsiderate b*tches

Surreptitious · 19-05-2017 06:06PM

Weird texts from people you don't know what they're on about. Everyone freaking out over nothing for no reason, general chaos.

DoozerT6 · 19-05-2017 06:10PM

TA'd that Boards is now blocked at work

Widdershins · 19-05-2017 06:13PM

everlast75 wrote: »

It's been a while since I mentioned this but I experienced it again recently and need to get it off my chest.

People who smoke outside hospitals in the no smoke section. Selfish ****ing ****ers.

I've a relative with breathing difficulties and I was bringing them home. We had to walk by two women who were squating on the ground DIRECTLY below a "no smoking" sign while a voice over the PA tried in vain to tell people not to. Inconsiderate b*tches

That is a TA of mine, too. I saw a man lighting one before he'd even exited the main door of the hospital, and lots of people standing right outside the main doors, puffing like chimneys.

There are no actual smoking area that I know of so I don't mind people doing it as far out of sight as possible, if they're not smoking 'on top of' others.

Horrible for your relative to have to put up with that.

idnkph · 19-05-2017 06:19PM

Going to court and expecting justice only to find out that our legal system is really a big manipulated joke!

Bredabe · 19-05-2017 06:26PM

I think phrases like "could you clarify that" and "please explain" have been barred by the sjw's, I assume to incite outrage where there is no need.

Surreptitious · 19-05-2017 07:24PM

The Monkees are blaring out right next to me and I am zero impressed. I can't concentrate with that rubbish.

everlast75 · 19-05-2017 07:46PM

Surreptitious wrote: »

The Monkees are blaring out right next to me and I am zero impressed. I can't concentrate with that rubbish.

My wife said she would leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees.

I thought she was bluffing... but then I saw her face

Ken. · 19-05-2017 07:56PM

everlast75 wrote: »

My wife said she would leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees.

I thought she was bluffing... but then I saw her face

Mod-Not a ta.

Thread banned.Post a video of yourself holding today's newspaper singing daydream believer to be unbanned

AndrewJRenko · 19-05-2017 09:23PM

Bredabe wrote: »

I think phrases like "could you clarify that" and "please explain" have been barred by the sjw's, I assume to incite outrage where there is no need.

People who use the tired cliche of SJWs.

misstearheus · 19-05-2017 10:02PM

All the people that I have messaged and emailed will ye feicing get back to me!! I'm waiting on yere replies like to do various things. :rolleyes: GAWWDDDD! AARRGGHHHH!!

mewe · 19-05-2017 10:25PM

You know when you're on the loo and you've to open a fresh roll of toilet roll and they've sealed it all sh!te so you end up half tearing a length of roll for a few goes to try and get a proper full toilet roll. That's a right pain in the arse (TA).

Rogueish · 19-05-2017 10:32PM

A feicin exam tomorrow. This 'self improvement' is a dose of ****e

maudgonner · 19-05-2017 11:19PM

Hives. Little lumps of itchy evil.

Dammit strawberries, why do you hate me so much when I have nothing but love for you

greencap · 19-05-2017 11:21PM

Did it again today.

Wanted a certain product from the supermarket.

Went all the way there, went to the right aisle. Like a plonker picked the wrong version of the item.

This happens the odd time - go to get the chili flavor ... get home its tomato.
go to get the banana flavor ... get home its mango.

Yes Im stupid, but its still annoying as fck.

erica74 · 19-05-2017 11:49PM

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Tesco self service machines and their stupid change. Am owed 55c, so it gives me 3x 10c coins and 5x 5c coins. Why??? :mad:

I feel like they're using them to get rid of all the shite money.

everlast75 wrote: »

It's been a while since I mentioned this but I experienced it again recently and need to get it off my chest.

People who smoke outside hospitals in the no smoke section. Selfish ****ing ****ers.

I've a relative with breathing difficulties and I was bringing them home. We had to walk by two women who were squating on the ground DIRECTLY below a "no smoking" sign while a voice over the PA tried in vain to tell people not to. Inconsiderate b*tches

Yes!!

My TA is parents with little princess on board badges hanging in the back window of their car, who get into the driver's seat and close their door, leaving their "little princess" to get into the car, on the side closest to the road/traffic, by themselves and then struggle to close the door because their "little princess" has tiny "little princess" arms.

Also, my TA Mon - Fri is parents dropping off/picking up children driving like absolute morons. While carrying their precious cargo, these morons seem to think that they can do whatever they want, no indicators, no mirror checks, no being civil to other road users, no obeying rules of the road.
I nearly got flattened by one moron doing a u-turn in one direction, only to then nearly get flattened by another moron doing a u-turn in the other direction.
I got delayed in town, under normal circumstances, I avoid schools at all costs, they seem to be a hotbed for idiotic behaviour.

madmaggie · 20-05-2017 12:05AM

I got ants in the pants when out gardening earlier. Well, not quite in the pants, but the little feckers got as far as the knees. Itchy, scratchy and stingy, how could such small wee insects be so powerful? Very TA.

Prime Irish Beef · 20-05-2017 12:08AM

TA'd that Boom Bap is secretly Ali G and I didn't know about til now.

Ted_YNWA · 20-05-2017 12:15AM

erica74 wrote:

I feel like they're using them to get rid of all the ****e money.

I use them for this very purpose so am the cause of your TA.

TA that I can never sleep when I know I have to be up at early o'clock. Always afraid I'll sleep through the 14 million alarms I set.

Gunslinger92 · 20-05-2017 12:19AM

TA at my mother getting TA'd at me just because I'm quite disinterested in babies and children and would much rather spend my time with cats and dogs

Winterlong · 20-05-2017 10:05AM

Last night, when drunk, I agreed to wash the windows of the house.
Climbing a ladder with a hangover seems a less attractive proposition in the cold light of day.

Bredabe · 20-05-2017 12:16PM

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

People who use the tired cliche of SJWs.

Its what they call themselves around me, but what is their new name here?

s4uv3 · 20-05-2017 12:25PM

The amount of fookin chat in this thread already is a lot more than trivially annoying. Yiz shower of nattery feckers.

Colser · 20-05-2017 12:48PM

One of my best friends is having a party this evening and I really don't want to go,she knows it and my other friend who's insisting on collecting me (to make sure I go) also knows that I'm not in the form to go.I'd usually have no problem not going to these kinda things but I'm feeling that I can't back out of this .I'm TA'd with myself and TA'd with them and I'm in shocking form.

TLDR TA'd with the whole world today.

Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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