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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    TA'eed that Leo made it out of phibsborough in one piece,(leo in leo street, really!)
    That it's assumed that he'll get enda's job,
    AND the predominance of snark in the world this am.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Incoming: truckload full of TAs amassed over the course of yesterday and today.

    - Aul ones with a trolley brimming with stuff (so already hard to push) sauntering around with their other hand glued to their ear on their phone so they've no control of their trolley and it's like watching newborn bambi on ice. Of course she was absolutely oblivious to the fact I was walking past her when she swung her trolley without warning down the aisle I was walking past her at.

    - People in dunnes who take forever to pack their shopping. There's got to be a happy medium between having your items fired at you and leisurely taking your time packing them away alphabetically. It's groceries in a bag ffs, not the Sistine chapel they're painting there's no need for the precision.

    - whoever stocked the tampons next to the Tena ladies. I'm not looking at the adult nappies but when I'm standing there looking at what I want to buy it looks like I'm deliberating which incontiance pads I need.

    - running out of conditioner before I finish the matching shampoo. How is that even possible when I was my hair twice and condition once?

    - people who don't take no for an answer. They'll ask me to do something, I say no. They ask me another 10 times. Then it starts with the "ah please, come on". Badgered and badgered and badgered until I give in.

    - my stupid throat. I'm hungry but every food I think of is making my tummy queasy. I just want to be better enough to want to eat something.

    - the fact that no supermarket sells those small 22c bags anymore. You have to buy their bigger 70 cent ones so you can have the pleasure of advertising their store for them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,247 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Bredabe wrote: »
    Its what they call themselves around me, but what is their new name here?
    People.
    erica74 wrote: »
    Also, my TA Mon - Fri is parents dropping off/picking up children driving like absolute morons. While carrying their precious cargo, these morons seem to think that they can do whatever they want, no indicators, no mirror checks, no being civil to other road users, no obeying rules of the road.
    I saw one today blocking two disabled bays to pick up their little prince - serious TA at that.


  • Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Humblebraggers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭cbreeze


    everlast75 wrote: »
    It's been a while since I mentioned this but I experienced it again recently and need to get it off my chest.

    People who smoke outside hospitals in the no smoke section. Selfish ****ing ****ers.

    I've a relative with breathing difficulties and I was bringing them home. We had to walk by two women who were squating on the ground DIRECTLY below a "no smoking" sign while a voice over the PA tried in vain to tell people not to. Inconsiderate b*tches

    Saw a woman outside a hospital smoking away and with an oxygen bottle on a little trolley beside her. Dangerous or what!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    One of my neighbours in my ward was apparently smoking in our shared bathroom. I thought I'd heard alarms going off during the night but I was dead to the world after their gobbing half the night. If you can't even sleep through the night without eating a cigarette, that's pretty serious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Having to buy drops for my eyes/ears, two types of cream for my skin and another for my nails. How did I get to this?

    My self confessed sjw daughter telling me about the washing powder she loves, have a bad feeling about that.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭Nabber


    closing an old thread and opening a new new one.
    I have never posted in one of those new threads and never will.

    I also don't like ignorance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    sudden jerks/spasms in your sleep that wake you up

    theres a name for them and all....hypnic jerks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    sudden jerks/spasms in your sleep that wake you up

    theres a name for them and all....hypnic jerks

    I get them strongly enough to almost dislocate my joints, it's vile. Never knew there was a name for it.


    TA Someone most of my friends practically salivate over, has a long running crush on me and I just cannot find it in myself to fancy him back.
    Who do I actually like? Someone highly unlikely to like me back as he probably thinks I'm an idiot after yelping and screeching and making no sense whatsoever in front of him because of my phobia. And looking like something the cat dragged in, at the time. In fact, I know nothing about him. He could be gay, or married.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    James Nesbitt's eyebrows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    The Denis and Marie add for one of the german supermarkets, itching to slap Denis, bossy little (*&t

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 Frank Fetterson


    White men who use the word 'Yo' (unless they're Italian American, they're the only white men who can get away with using it).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,147 ✭✭✭misstearheus


    Am annoyed I have no idea what a SJ daughter is, and for some reason I'm hesitating looking it up...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    When I step outside for a cigarette, I always make sure I've shoes on because now and again in the rainy weather, slugs congregate on said step. And I DESPISE slugs.

    Anyway, just now I went to go outside but my shoes are in the bedroom and my other half's asleep and I don't want to wake him because he hasn't been well, so I think "Ah sure, the step is dry, it's not raining now and what are the chances of a slug being on the step the very time I go shoe-less?"

    So I go outside and have a cigarette on the step. In my stockinged feet.
    Grand. Dry as a bone.

    THEN.
    I glance down and I see the shiny slimy-ness of a SLUG right beside my foot!
    I almost scream but I don't because I'm not a drama queen and I rush back indoors.
    If this isn't an incentive to give up smoking, I don't know what is!


    TA'd that I have to fast tomorrow night for blood tests on Monday and I am already anticipating the raging thirst I'm going to get ten minutes after I begin my fast.


  • Posts: 5,094 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm more than trivally annoyed that I came across this photo, as it is the most disturbing photo I have seen in a long, long time if not in my entire life.

    Sheer, unadulterated, ineffable evil in the truest meaning of that much abused word.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Cutie 3.14


    Walking into the bathroom and picking up the toothpaste only to find it completely mangled up because people don't know how to squeeze it from the bottom!
    Why must this anarchy be allowed to continue!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Lights that have two different switches meaning on is always in the on position when though the light is off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    A 10 day holiday. 7 would have been long enough


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Feeling so dizzy that the world is spinning.
    Random music playing in my head like the Bosco theme tune, Silent Night and Norway's Eurovision winner from a few years ago. Why is this stuff in my head? :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Dresses constantly showing up in my facebook feed. The most amazing of dresses. I want them all. I have neither the money to buy, nor the places to wear them all. It's so sad :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    Sitting here ready to get out of the house and go to Dun Laoghaire for a good walk, market browse etc. But my two travelling companions are still wandering aimlessly around the house in the Pajamas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    When you're trying to dry a duvet cover in the tumble drier, but once inside the drier, it rolls itself into a tight ball that's dry on the outside, but still damp in the middle. Take it out, try again, same thing happens.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Only one working earphone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    Getting offered a job only to be told the company closes for August, so I would be unpaid for that month, and I kind of need to be paid because I will be returning to college in September, ugh the decisions I have to make.. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Dresses constantly showing up in my facebook feed. The most amazing of dresses. I want them all. I have neither the money to buy, nor the places to wear them all. It's so sad :(
    I used to wait up on payday morning to buy all my asos basket as soon as my wages hit.
    I'd have a delivery of beautiful dresses to look forward to but nowhere to wear them as all my money was spent buying them. Catch 22!

    My TA: constantly worn out. I literally have no energy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    The farmers have made it rain again. They didn't like the sun scorching the grass, now the rain's too hard, too soft, too wet, too slant-y, coming too much from the West. They're never happy. If they keep complaining we'll have a tsunami.

    I don't mind rain in the Winter. Rain in the summer wrecks my internal thermostat. I'm freezing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 957 ✭✭✭MuffinTop86


    TA that the new thread must've caused people to lose the run of themselves. 8 pages in two days!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    I just posted a public facebook post and a stranger immediately commented . Whoever the f*** he is he must have been sitting there looking at my Facebook page. Weirdo! Is everyone on the internet weird or is just that all weirdos use the internet...

    Possibly one of the thirty or so complete strangers whose friend requests I deleted recently.. still following my posts...argh..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    I just posted a public facebook post and a stranger immediately commented . Whoever the f*** he is he must have been sitting there looking at my Facebook page. Weirdo! Is everyone on the internet weird or is just that all weirdos use the internet...

    Possibly one of the thirty or so complete strangers whose friend requests I deleted recently.. still following my posts...argh..

    You've edited your post now, but the part you took out is pretty relevant.

    You posted it aa a public post, and mentioned a fairly talked about thing. It probably would have shown up in his Facebook feed as a post he may be interested in.


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