Last time you made a tit of yourself?

Joey Jo-Jo Junior · 13-05-2017 03:25PM

Luckily, I tend not to make a tit of myself publicly often. And I have a habit of forgetting the unfortunate instances when I did which also helps!

bodhrandude · 13-05-2017 03:56PM

I was over in Scotland two years ago on a visit to the brother at Xmas, he took me to this pantomime in Glasgow with the family, anyway during the mid break I dashed downstairs to the loo, you have to show your ticket (printout) to get back in, I pull mine out of my pocket and realise its my Ryanair itinerary which give the security a chuckle, they let me back in. My printout ticket was sitting in my jacket at the chair in the theatre.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 13-05-2017 04:12PM

It was my partner's mother's birthday, there was a dinner at her place. Very much wine later I'm having a great time, I'm out on the deck having a smoke and her friend (older, very sound guy but quite 'proper', don't think I've ever heard him even swear) is there, and the dog is following him around, has been all night.

And what I decide to say to this man in an attempt to foster some kind of peer to peer bond is "hey look, now when you see the lads tomorrow you can tell them 'oh my god this young bitch was hanging off me all night!' and it'll technically be true!".

Swing and a miss on the bonding front.

Four Phucs Ache · 13-05-2017 08:44PM

Last year I was in a annual meeting with senior area managers about usual sh*te that goes on and I sat back and crossed my legs.As I did so my trouser leg rose a bit and in full view of them and my manager you could fully see the Batman signal on my sock.

My manager just stared at me for a second longer than necessary and glanced down to give me a heads up.Did I cop on ?

25 mins later after my contribution to the meeting I looked down.

X6.430macman · 13-05-2017 09:02PM

donegaLroad wrote:

I was coming to the end of the line of traffic when I saw a cars coming towards me, so I had to pull in behind the last car which I hadn't realised was a hearse. It was a funeral procession... I had to sit behind the hearse at 30mph for a couple of minutes before I could overtake it... I was cringing with embarrassment as I was now sitting between the chief mourners and the hearse... 'wash me' etc written into the dirt on my van.

You made my evening..thank you

Last time you made a tit of yourself?

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