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If you had a racehorse what would you name it

  • 12-05-2017 09:39PM
    #1
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    Mine would be "wouldnt touch it with stolen money " or speedy gonzalez..

    Yours


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  • #2
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Specialun wrote: »
    Mine would be "wouldnt touch it with stolen money " or speedy gonzalez..

    Yours

    Definitely wouldn't call it "yours"

    Probably somethng that sounded like a swear word - play havoc with the commmentators on the BBC

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #3
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Alice in Wonderland.


  • #4
    Gmaximum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 404 ✭✭Gmaximum


    Fingaupdabum


  • #5
    Beyondgone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    "In first place" just to confuse the commentators.


  • #6
    Northerngal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 65 ✭✭Northerngal


    Giddyup.
    Yup yup yup yup.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Paddy


  • #8
    The Rape of Lucretia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    The Burial of Count Orgaz.


  • #9
    Leilak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 381 ✭✭Leilak


    all you can eat


  • #10
    PM me nudes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭PM me nudes


    Specialun wrote: »
    Mine would be "wouldnt touch it with stolen money " or speedy gonzalez..

    Yours

    The name of a racehorse can't exceed 18 letters

    Waiting for someone to use the oldest joke in the book and say they'll name it "my face". Come on my face....


  • #11
    Torcaill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87 ✭✭Torcaill


    Dog Food


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  • #12
    irishgeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,932 ✭✭✭irishgeo


    pulled up or a faller


  • #13
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Wear the fox hat....

    Oldie but a good'un


  • #14
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Theres a movie with Richard Dreyfus about a small time gambler who wins big.

    Can barely remember it now tbh but the film is called "Let it ride". I think id call it that.


  • #15
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Dutch Oven


  • #16
    Beyondgone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    "The Favorite" would p**s commentators off too..


  • #17
    pedigree 6
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭pedigree 6


    Piebald.


  • #18
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,307 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Sherkle.


  • #19
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,368 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Anne Derroff


  • #20
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Pullover. He's a good jumper.


  • #21
    .red.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,465 ✭✭✭.red.


    Horsey Mc Horseface


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  • #22
    Beyondgone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    .red. wrote: »
    Horsey Mc Horseface

    Reminds me of me all time favourite Boardsies name - let's face it, the topics crap, going off it wouldn't be a major crime - Kunst Nugget. Seemingly rude, yet strangely erudite once you scratch the surface.


  • #23
    mzungu
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,311 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Your only man.


  • #24
    Lu Tze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,531 ✭✭✭Lu Tze


    Why the long face


  • #25
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 56,719 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    This came up one day during a round of golf.
    It was freezing and we were behind four lady members and getting colder all the time because they were very slow.
    We said we'd name our horse - Four Frozen Fannies.


  • #26
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Hoof Hearted
    Norfolk & Chance
    The wife's sister (Ruby Walsh riding the wife's sister) :D
    In the buff


  • #27
    refusetolose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭refusetolose


    Dragonfly


  • #28
    nhunter100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭nhunter100


    Shep the wonder dog.


  • #29
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    Brazen Hussey

    After a boat I've spend many many lovely hours on


  • #30
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    cupid stunt


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  • #31
    the_pen_turner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    Iknowuthinkimsexy


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