what is the Coolest name for a Dog?

I was walking to my brother's house one day and passed a woman on her doorstep shouting "Robert! Roooooooberrrrrt! Robert". As I crossed the green I passed a few young kids and said that Robert's mother was calling for him and he best go home. Yeah, Robert was the dog.

I know a fella who called his dog 'same as you'. So when you'd ask him the dog's name he'd say 'same as you' and you'd say your name and he'd say no 'same as you' until the penny dropped. The man told that 'joke' for 14 years every time he was asked his dog's name yet I don't think he ever got tired of it.