Embarrassing things that have happened to you

razorblunt · 01-05-2017 12:55PM

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

There were 18 holes you could have used. Just get your caddy to lift the flag out first

Or take the oul' Adolf approach and use a bunker https://youtu.be/mYglDJUtGBE?t=228

Given what came out, it would have been like trying to fill a teacup with a fire hose.

Luap · 01-05-2017 01:41PM

I thought I farted but I sh1t.

Irish Guitarist · 01-05-2017 01:45PM

I was playing football at a school sports day when I was about 13. I think there was a penalty kick or whatever you call it and for some reason I was the one taking it. I knew absolutely nothing about football (and still don't) but I thought I'd try and make it look really good and dramatic. I walked back about fifteen feet and took a run at the ball. Just as I got to the ball and was about to kick it the button on my trousers broke and my trousers fell around my ankles.

I had no belt either so I to sit down for the rest of the day then had to walk home holding my trousers up with my hands.

Owryan · 01-05-2017 01:49PM

PandaPoo wrote: »

When I married said boyfriend, we had only known each other less than a year, so I had never met his family. Anyway, long story short we had a lovely day, complete with someone sh*tting all over our hotel. All. Over. It.
Literally everywhere. Even the bridal suite, best man's room, bridesmaid room, corridors, stairs, reception...
So the next day when we went down to breakfast as husband and wife I had to apologise to a dozen old people (and the rest of our guests) about the sh*t everywhere while they welcomed me into the family

Have seen this story received plenty of times. But can never find the thread. Ever find out the culprit?

saintsaltynuts · 01-05-2017 01:53PM

Prime Irish Beef wrote: »

I was terrified of wearing tampons up until a few years ago. I went on holidays with my siblings. They wanted to go to a water park and I was on the blob. Obviously wearing a pad, I couldn't get into the water. They begged me to go on this one slide saying it would be fine.

It wasn't fine.

I went on the slide, got out of the pool of water.....blood started leaking down my leg. I nearly died of embarrassment. Of course my sister thought it was hilarious. Went to the bathroom to fix myself and decided to wring out the pad as it was saturated. Bad idea. It exploded everywhere in the cubicle. All over the walls. I can't even.

One of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me.

Close the f@cking thread man.

ProudDUB · 01-05-2017 03:15PM

saintsaltynuts wrote: »

Close the f@cking thread man.

Damm straight !

No offence to your sister OP, but she sounds like a right cow if she thought that was funny. A brother laughing... I could understand...but any female that laughs at another womans misfortune in that department, deserves a good kick up the hole, especially if she is family.

Prime Irish Beef · 01-05-2017 03:22PM

ProudDUB wrote: »

Damm straight !

No offence to your sister OP, but she sounds like a right cow if she thought that was funny. A brother laughing... I could understand...but any female that laughs at another womans misfortune in that department, deserves a good kick up the hole, especially if she is family.

I love that sister more than life in itself. She's the best human being I know. And because she laughed, I laughed too instead of being ridiculously embarrassed about it.

She's a pantomime and I love her so much.

ProudDUB · 01-05-2017 03:45PM

Prime Irish Beef wrote: »

I love that sister more than life in itself. She's the best human being I know. And because she laughed, I laughed too instead of being ridiculously embarrassed about it.

She's a pantomime and I love her so much.

Fair play to you for taking it so well then so !

PandaPoo · 02-05-2017 11:30AM

Owryan wrote: »

Have seen this story received plenty of times. But can never find the thread. Ever find out the culprit?

We knew exactly who it was....he was the one covered in sh*te! I posted it originally in a thread called the most self entitled thing you've ever seen, you search for it at the top of the page.

Iseedeadpixels · 02-05-2017 01:55PM

In Bray when they had the carnival on I was walking up to one of the rides when I tripped and fell....now I'm 6F3 and not light at all! The thud made everyone look and laugh

Not super embarrassing and I actually love this story but I was drunk one night and posting on the soccer forum, I didn't realise I was arguing with 2 seperate posters thinking it was just the one and kept getting more and more agitated that he kept changing subject and stating that I was confused

thanksireland · 02-05-2017 01:56PM

I took a poo in the train station in the middle of the night.
I managed to finish it, cleaned myself, and stood up, and i saw CCTV filming me

eisenberg1 · 16-05-2017 02:06PM

PandaPoo wrote: »

We knew exactly who it was....he was the one covered in sh*te! I posted it originally in a thread called the most self entitled thing you've ever seen, you search for it at the top of the page.

So o e person was responsible.....For all that?

20-05-2017 12:55AM

One of my first times staying at my girlfriend's house and we'd come back both pretty tipsy in the early hours. Went to bed for a bit before I stupidly ventured out to the bathroom with nothing on, not really thinking too much about it...

Who did I bump into on the way back but her mother (who I'd barely met) coming out of her room to check if she'd come home. I was so shocked that all I could do was stand in front of her semi-drunkenly repeating "I'm so sorry" while desperately cupping my hands over my private parts.

Great fun/probably the most embarrassed I've ever been. Sobered me up good and fast though!

kittensmittens · 20-05-2017 02:23AM

Few years back but still cringe.
Out one night with then boyfriend. Having a great night, few drinks(perhaps in hindsight a bit merry

).
Anyhow, off to the ladies I go, give him a smooch...I'll be back in a min, says I.
Come back, he's still in the same place I left him at the bar, only now he's chatting to the barman. I come up behind and squeeze his backside and then grab him by the waist(then slipped my hands into his front pockets) and fully lean in against him. Full on.

I could have died when he turned around and it was a completely different guy.
Same colour top and jeans, same kinda build.
Even typing this I can feel the same face burning cringe.
Him and the barman found it hilarious

Alizrian Crimson · 20-05-2017 02:29AM

In a noisy smoking area talking to a guy I sort of knew. He seemed down and said something. Since I didn't hear properly I did that thing where you go 'ha yeah' and sort of laugh. He then looks at me and says (I catch it this time) 'yeah it's my mother's anniversary'.

Feels bad. Though I'd probably feel way worse if I had been sober at the time.

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