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Cork as the capital

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,775 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    I then went to a wedding there and found the Cork folk very cliquey and closed-circly.

    We just had no fvcking idea what you were talking about with those mad words. Come back again and talk proper like, and you'll be grand biy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭hot buttered scones


    Balmed Out wrote: »
    The roads of Cork with the exception of that one road leading to Dublin are amongst the worst in Ireland. Drove to Donegal last summer up through the centre and down through the west and couldnt get over how much better the road network is. Havent used the bus service regularly in years but remember always going an hour early of 2pm shifts in a city centre hotel as the bus seemed to take a lunch break despite the timetable you cant rely on it at all.

    The roads are a bit shíte alright, but we have more kms than any other county - 12330km between the City and County combined and maybe less funds to keep them all maintained?

    http://www.thejournal.ie/national-road-network-pq-1784448-Nov2014/

    I doesn't help that a lot of them seem to just get washed away everytime there's a bit of rain.

    As for the question - I dunno, if we did that the place'd be full of Dubs - like a permanent Jazz Weekend. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,487 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    PMBC wrote: »
    Wouldn't the lads be delighted. Hi Jack, hi Des.
    And build a new airport in Tober or Doon.

    http://www.irishtimes.com/business/transport-and-tourism/planned-midlands-airport-faces-huge-challenges-if-it-takes-off-1.2851051

    Way ahead of ye.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 652 ✭✭✭DanielODonnell


    I've never been to Cork, I do drive but I wouldn't attempt driving there and public transport is brutal here, God knows how many stops you would need to take to get from Derry to Cork.

    In other matters, Armagh was the historical powerhouse of Ireland, it will always be my capital in my eyes.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    namloc1980 wrote: »
    As a Corkonion.....

    ....you have many layers and make people cry?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Muff, Co.Donegal
    Perhaps we could make Cork the new capital and start fresh with uncorrupt politicians.

    Also we'd have to build a wall around Dublin (and make them pay for it) to keep them from leaving to the new capital.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,262 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    Seems like a good idea to move the capital around every few years / decade. Investment & improvement seems to centre on the capital. So it might improve the cork roads!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Tuco88


    Muff, Co.Donegal
    So its jackeen 'n' junky in Dublin and Jack 'n' Jones in Cork, Sort of like walkers crisps is lays in the US?

    Ah that was low...

    I have no issue with Dublin as the capital, but push the funding outside the place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    The Butt Hurt is flowing very strong here. :)
    Glenster wrote: »
    More boggers though.

    Nah, Dublin has a lot more boggers than Cork! It's the boggers first choice...
    Glenster wrote: »
    Most people in Dublin have never even been to Cork.

    Most people in Dublin have never been outside of Dublin and think it's some kind of global metropolis up there with the likes of London, Paris, New York and Los Angeles :D:D I had relatives over from London a few years ago and the word they used to describe Dublin was "Rural".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Muff, Co.Donegal
    biko wrote: »
    Perhaps we could make Cork the new capital and start fresh with uncorrupt politicians...

    You've never actually been to Cork, have you!?! :pac::pac::pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Ferrari3600


    Cork is a regional town. About the best thing that can be said for it is that its scangers are not as bad as their Dublin equivalent. And the jazz festival, of course.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Noddyholder


    zetalambda wrote: »
    The Butt Hurt is flowing very strong here. :)



    Nah, Dublin has a lot more boggers than Cork! It's the boggers first choice...



    Most people in Dublin have never been outside of Dublin and think it's some kind of global metropolis up there with the likes of London, Paris, New York and Los Angeles :D:D I had relatives over from London a few years ago and the word they used to describe Dublin was "Rural".

    :rolleyes: If your going tell a spoof try make it bit believable, Unless your talking in the 1600,s Dublin is well up there for a city of its Size,I haven't met anyone who says Dublin is comparable to London,Paris,los Angelous,newyork,:rolleyes::rolleyes: etc

    It is comparable to Madrid, Barcelona, Lisbon,Porto,Copehagen,Oslo,Manchester,liverpool,Amsterdam, etc etc

    And how do you know most people in Dublin haven't been outside it ? All i ever here every long weekend is that the resorts around the country are brisling, now with Dublin having the majority of the population living there, them folks who go to our resorts have to be coming from somewhere, I wonder where ??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Noddyholder


    Anyway Cork should be de Capital as if ever Ireland ever sunk its the only county that will float...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Noddyholder


    Also **** always floats to the top...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,242 ✭✭✭✭Danzy


    Only ever heard it called the Real Capital in Dublin, by Dubs never in Cork or by Corkonians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    No sign of the OP. I think his idea for the thread backfired :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Noddyholder


    Danzy wrote: »
    Only ever heard it called the Real Capital in Dublin, by Dubs never in Cork or by Corkonians.

    I have seen that said a few times here & before, When I worked in a bar back in the canary's islands back in the day it was owned by a Cork couple,(lovely people) & attracted lot of Corkonians, And as the folks were singing the banks of our lovely lee every night, you would here many a folk shouting tis the real capital bhoy.
    Being a Cavan man myself & working in the bar trade for many a year I heard & seeing it all, sure tis great craic until it isn't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Noddyholder




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    :rolleyes: If your going tell a spoof try make it bit believable

    I have seen that said a few times here & before, When I worked in a bar back in the canary's islands back in the day it was owned by a Cork couple,(lovely people) & attracted lot of Corkonians, And as the folks were singing the banks of our lovely lee every night, you would here many a folk shouting tis the real capital bhoy.
    Being a Cavan man myself & working in the bar trade for many a year I heard & seeing it all, sure tis great craic until it isn't.

    Maybe you should practice what you preach. A pig farmer working in a bar in the canary's :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,997 ✭✭✭✭Water John


    It really would be good for Dublin and the country to move part of Government out of Dublin. Shannon, being a new town and having an airport would be a good location.
    The Oireachtas could move there. Both Dail and Seanad. South Africa has 3 capitals.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    zetalambda wrote: »

    Nah, Dublin has a lot more boggers than Cork! It's the boggers first choice...

    I don't think you understand me, if you live in Cork you are by definition a bogger. Therefore everybody in Cork is a bogger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,934 ✭✭✭✭fin12


    Glenster wrote: »
    I don't think you understand me, if you live in Cork you are by definition a bogger. Therefore everybody in Cork is a bogger.

    You wouldn't call someone from knocknaheeney a bogger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,997 ✭✭✭✭Water John


    Not to their face, anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,159 ✭✭✭CrabRevolution


    The whole "Cork is the real capital" thing seems to be a Dublin phenomenon. I've never heard anyone (from Cork or elsewhere) claim Cork is the capital, yet I've heard numerous "and they call themselves the real capital" statements from Dubs. Reminds me of the viz letter:

    Screen-Shot-2015-08-24-at-11.54.05.png?resize=557%2C400

    It's the same with Irish immigrants to the USA. I've heard far more people giving out about people seeking special status for Irish immigrants than I have ever actually heard people seek special status for Irish people.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    zetalambda wrote: »
    Most people in Dublin have never been outside of Dublin and think it's some kind of global metropolis up there with the likes of London, Paris, New York and Los Angeles :D:D I had relatives over from London a few years ago and the word they used to describe Dublin was "Rural".

    That's just people being condescending though.

    I mean, I wouldn't even describe a town the size of Westport as Rural.

    Dublin isn't a global metropolis, and no one I know in Dublin thinks it is. It's a good sized city.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo


    Muff, Co.Donegal
    The whole "Cork is the real capital" thing seems to be a Dublin phenomenon. I've never heard anyone (from Cork or elsewhere) claim Cork is the capital, yet I've heard numerous "and they call themselves the real capital" statements from Dubs. Reminds me of the viz letter:

    Screen-Shot-2015-08-24-at-11.54.05.png?resize=557%2C400

    It's the same with Irish immigrants to the USA. I've heard far more people giving out about people seeking special status for Irish immigrants than I have ever actually heard people seek special status for Irish people.

    Absolutely, I've lived in Cork all my life and still have yet to meet someone who actually thinks it should be the capital of Ireland. I have heard and read many people not from Cork (almost exclusively Dubs) claiming that Cork people think this though.

    Think it comes from the olden attitudes of when there was 'The Pale' and 'the rest' of the country, which is full of farmers and sheep.

    What I find most amusing about it is that Cork City (274,000) and suburbs has more than half the population of Dublin City (553,165). Even total numbers in each county are Cork - 542,196 and Dublin 1,345,402. The way some Dubs go on you'd swear they were living in Tokyo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    I went to Cork once. Someone smashed the back window of my car.

    So, you know, six of one.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭BlinkingLights


    How about we just have a virtual capital?

    There's no real reason not to just have several highly networked cities in this day and age. We are beyond the P&T phones with the handles on the side by quite a few decades.

    There's really no logic in having all the government departments in Dublin but it is equally ridiculous to scatter them to remote small villages.(as was tried)

    You do need them near a pool of graduates, universities, adequate services, facilities, cultural opportunities etc etcetc etc

    If you'd the 5 cities working as a network of regional hubs, it would make a hell of a lot of sense. You'd reduce Dublin congestion and boost regional investment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭zetalambda


    Glenster wrote: »
    I don't think you understand me, if you live in Cork you are by definition a bogger. Therefore everybody in Cork is a bogger.

    Even if everyone in Cork is a bogger, there's still more boggers in Dublin! :D

    I'd say a lot of people don't understand you. ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 892 ✭✭✭BlinkingLights


    zetalambda wrote: »
    Even if everyone in Cork is a bogger, there's still more boggers in Dublin! :D

    I'd say a lot of people don't understand you. ;)

    It's all about perspective, certain people abroad would consider the entire island to be occupied by some kind of leprechaun like boggers and not even hear any distinction between a Belfast, Dublin and Cork accent.

    Internationally, Dublin's a fairly low key and small European city. By official city population (and bear in mind all cities have big hinterlands, this is not unique to Dublin) it's the 49th in the EU or 40th by metropolitan area (1,158,000) putting it just behind Glasgow and just ahead of Cologne, Lille and Antwerp.

    Belfast is 77th (580,000)

    Cork comes in at 399,216. The EU list doesn't go down that far, but it would be just slightly smaller than Hull in the and bigger than Plymouth. French cities : Nancy and Claremont Ferrand are a bit bigger than Cork, but not much.


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