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Whats the most idiotic thing

  • 12-02-2017 11:51AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,138 ✭✭✭✭


    What's the most idiotic dangerous thing you saw anyone ever do ???

    'Start this thread will be one for sure' lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,035 ✭✭✭Odelay


    Read this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Smoking at a petrol station


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Use more than one question mark.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Wang Kerr


    Perhaps have a look at the Darwin awards twitter feed ...Will give you multiple candidates


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Get 20 yokes on tick!


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  • Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My recent sex tour of Nigeria.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    *sticks hand into used needle bin*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Sign up to boards.ie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Wang Kerr


    Your Face wrote: »
    Sign up to boards.ie.

    There are times I would most definitely agree


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 354 ✭✭Microdot


    Leeson St been a one way Street.


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  • Posts: 254 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Government


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 696 ✭✭✭Noddyholder


    Smoking at a petrol station


    Think that one is a bit of a myth, the same with talking on mobile phone at petrol station & on airplanes.

    You have more chance of winning our lotto than anything happening re above.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭Wang Kerr


    Think that one is a bit of a myth, the same with talking on mobile phone at petrol station & on airplanes.

    You have more chance of winning our lotto than anything happening re above.

    https://youtu.be/PhaBYJockX8

    Shall we go halves on that ticket?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Using idiotic, when it should be idiotically, ranks among the top three.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Wang Kerr wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/PhaBYJockX8

    Shall we go halves on that ticket?

    But the sign said Inflammable. Inflammable!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    stimpson wrote: »
    But the sign said Inflammable. Inflammable!!!

    It didn't say non-flammable though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Someone (who wasn't me :o) I *cough* know was trying to play with her brothers catapult years ago and aimed it the wrong way, nearly took the eye clean out of her head with it. That was pretty stupid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    So when I did my military service, 25 odd years ago (not in ireland), I did training on tanks and armoured vehicles. Generally you rotate through (driver, gunner, commander etc) the different roles and while doing the gunner section of the training (there's nothing like firing off 120mm explosive rounds!) I had a misfire. So essentially we had the target and fired and 'plooff', nothing happens.

    Now you're sitting in a tiny metal compartment with a primed 120mm explosive round that's just not been fired. This is where the Darwin awards come in. Standard process to remove the round (back then, hoping they've changed it since), was a general evacuation of everyone to at least 250m from the tank. Everyone that is, except the gunner. This isn't where I found out it's my role to gently remove the round, climb out of this metal coffin (one handed!) with a round that weighs more than your mothers weekly shop, and proceed to carry it (remember it's live, could go off at anytime) some distance down the firing range.

    Assuming you make it ( I did, as did most others I heard), the rest of the squadron then has a hell of time taking pot shots at it to detonate it 'safely'.

    Didn't think anything of it until years later.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I know a person "cough" while examining a stun gun ,the type you get in Thailand who managed to stun himself twice in five minutes each time knocking himself to the floor.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Fapped at Confession......Danger Fap level 10


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,043 ✭✭✭Berserker


    Smoking at a petrol station
    Think that one is a bit of a myth

    Worked in a petrol statement during my university days and I caught an oul wan doing it. Sour faced oul bitch of a woman. It was very late on a Saturday night and she was the only customer in the forecourt. I let a roar at her. She took exception and reported me to the boss the Monday after. He banned her from the premises.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    I was at a party once where there were two people doing handstands against the wall and doing shots and then also pouring a shot into their eye :-s


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Smoking at a petrol station

    Cigarettes won't light fuel. It's a myth


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Smoking at a petrol station

    Cigarettes won't light fuel. It's a myth

    Challenge accepted .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,309 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    My good friend works with a woman who would amaze you with how stupid she is.

    - She was on the phone about a month ago and when given the zip code to an address she said what's a "sipt code?" she honestly didn't know and was talking to my friend about it afterwards. She's in her 40s too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    bazza1 wrote: »
    Fapped at Confession......Danger Fap level 10

    Father Bazza at it again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,575 ✭✭✭WhiteMemento9


    Your Face wrote: »
    Sign up to boards.ie.

    Moving to the hard stuff
    Reddit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,977 ✭✭✭SCOOP 64


    Think that one is a bit of a myth, the same with talking on mobile phone at petrol station & on airplanes.

    You have more chance of winning our lotto than anything happening re above.

    Still wouldn't want to gamble on the smoking bit though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Challenge accepted .

    If you poured fuel over a lit cigarette u would put it out ; )


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,059 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Saw somebody on 18 at a blackjack table saying 'hit me' and going bust about a decade ago. He lost about the equivalent of about €700.

    He was utterly convinced that a 3 was coming. He was certain. Everybody was telling him to stick on 18, that it was crazy. The dealer even called a superior over to ensure that they were sure they wanted another card, or just to witness the whole thing in the event of a complaint/tantrum.

    In the end he just took it without emotion. Stopped playing a few deals later though.


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