Hey, remember when THAT happened.

Cormac... wrote: »

I guess you could say, I made a B-Line

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I fcuking walked in to that one. (Can he make a Destiny joke out of that??)

Only fitting that after stealing all my kills tonight JCD, I stole your Jade Rabbit :pac:

^^^^^

Jimbo and Knave swap platforms (I was 3)

*Oryx Slams*

*Ogre Dies*

*Blighteater Dies*

*Knave jumps off the platform and proceeds to centre* *Dimension Platforms disappear*

Generic Dreadhead wrote: »

Soooooo..... are you going to tell everyone the story JCD or do we have to do it?

jonnycivic wrote: »

Ah no I think youll just have to wait until he reveals all when he decides to post, failing that im sure Dude will tell everyone :P

Nein!

Mitch Connor wrote: »

This guy is on the track!

I have a little something in the works for this.

If ye'd stop f**king spoiling the surprise that is

Mitch Connor wrote: »

it would be unlike you to retread old ground in an attempt for laughs alright....

"Ok, so I've told the 4 other people in this party chat this story but you, YOU, weren't here when i told it the three previous times..... let me set the scene....":D:P

Oh go away and f**k off would ya! :pac:

That's too close to the bone

I like telling funny stories, so sue me! And this was funny

It's worth it if even Solvable is the only one out of the know

Now, this is a story all about how
My friend f**ked up bad right about now
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how he got a f**king ban that was unfair

In the game of Overwatch where he plays
Annoying as Tracer was how he spent most of his days
Shootin' up, dashin' and rewinding' all cool
And sticking a bomb on a hooking fat fool
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble at the payload
He got one little hate mail and Sony got scared
They said 'You're locked out of PSN that's how little we cared'

He made a new account and when time came near
To play another match, he still couldn't, oh dear
If anything he could pay for Overwatch again
And get on playing as Ana, Rein, or Zen

He bought the game once more
But for some reason he still couldn't get his foot in the door
A few days later
he was finally there
Turns out he forgot to pay his PS+ fare

SolvableKnave wrote: »

Oh sweet jesus.

This is fuppin priceless.

This deserves a Reddit.

The bar has been set folks. Schumacher did it in F1. MvG did it in the Darts. JCD has joined that illustrious list.

I'm gonna ask JCD

I realised at some stage over the weekend I should have pointed out I didn't write that Fresh Prince verse :P

Fuzzle (a German mate of mine) pulling of a big Clutch last night at the end of the bridge. Between Nev clutching the Deathsinger (hitting her a 0 seconds, as she wiped up) as Dude clutching the final Crota slam (I for one had no Heavy or Secondary for Crota/Oversoul period and we had 2 dead) I still think this was a f**king incredible moment