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Things that are the talk of the parish

  • 26-12-2016 07:11PM
    #1
    vbnm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5 ✭


    'Did you hear the youngest Murphy boy is gone off to England like his brothers. I don't know what he'd be wanting over there at all at all. Sure with his poor mother down the hospital and all, she has an a n'awful trial with them boys. There's talk of the sister wanting the farum now, but sure Mick is having none of it. Oh they have a terrible time of it, Mr and Mrs Murphy.'

    'Era they do.'


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  • #2
    Advbrd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Advbrd


    vbnm wrote: »
    'Did you hear the youngest Murphy boy is gone off to England like his brothers. I don't know what he'd be wanting over there at all at all. Sure with his poor mother down the hospital and all, she has an a n'awful trial with them boys. There's talk of the sister wanting the farum now, but sure Mick is having none of it. Oh they have a terrible time of it, Mr and Mrs Murphy.'

    'Era they do.'
    What are you smoking?


  • #3
    Ferrari3600
    Closed Accounts Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Ferrari3600


    Father O'Brien does a great sermon since he had the stroke.


  • #4
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Yer wan up the road is pregnant again too, cannae keep her legs closed, that one.


  • #5
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    vbnm wrote: »
    'Did you hear the youngest Murphy boy is gone off to England like his brothers. I don't know what he'd be wanting over there at all at all. Sure with his poor mother down the hospital and all, she has an a n'awful trial with them boys. There's talk of the sister wanting the farum now, but sure Mick is having none of it. Oh they have a terrible time of it, Mr and Mrs Murphy.'

    'Era they do.'

    And your point is?


  • #6
    vbnm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5 ✭vbnm


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    Yer wan up the road is pregnant again too, cannae keep her legs closed, that one.

    And sure wasn't it only one of them black fellas from the city she was off with. Her poor mother'd be turning in her grave, god rest her.


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  • #7
    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    What is this all about? Some culchie joke I'm not getting?


  • #8
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    It's like I turned the dial on an old wireless and it picked up the 1930's. The talk of the parish now is probably whose next for the hip replacement or the colostomy bag.


  • #9
    Atari Jaguar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 985 ✭✭✭Atari Jaguar


    vbnm wrote: »
    And sure wasn't it only one of them black fellas from the city she was off it. Her poor mother'd be turning in her grave, god rest her.

    I dare say he'll pay nary a penny towards her the divil.


  • #10
    Atari Jaguar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 985 ✭✭✭Atari Jaguar


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    What is this all about? Some culchie joke I'm not getting?

    GO HOME. GO HOME TO BE FCUKED.


  • #11
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    What is this all about? Some culchie joke I'm not getting?

    If it is.....I'm not either


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  • #12
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Fleawuss wrote: »
    It's like I turned the dial on an old wireless and it picked up the 1930's. The talk of the parish now is probably whose next for the hip replacement or the colostomy bag.
    A very plausible AH/ Conspiracy theory why RTE closed down RTE 1 AM radio transmitter. The machinery dated from then.


  • #13
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    If it is.....I'm not either

    Lads, I'm not even from this country and I'm getting it - the old ones love a bit of gossip whenever they're getting together, and the more shocking the better. I would have thought that's the same the world over. :D


  • #14
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Otherwise the Stephen's day poo thread in AH.


  • #15
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Dr Crayfish wrote: »
    What is this all about? Some culchie joke I'm not getting?

    Yes, exactly, nobody gossips in the town................ apparently.


  • #16
    sjb25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,422 ✭✭✭sjb25


    Heard sharon curley's pregnant

    A Spanish sailor I heard


  • #17
    lc180
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,224 ✭✭✭lc180


    Everyone is talking about one local family. They all headed off on a fancy trip to France for Xmas but forgot their youngest Kevin in the house. Two out of town scumbags tried to break into the house and but the young fella managed to keep them at bay, mainly by torturing the sh*te outta them.


  • #18
    Ted111
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    Let's see her get into them jeans now.


  • #19
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    lc180 wrote: »
    Everyone is talking about one local family. They all headed off on a fancy trip to France for Xmas but forgot their youngest Kevin in the house. Two out of town scumbags tried to break into the house and but the young fella managed to keep them at bay, mainly by torturing the sh*te outta them.

    KEVIN!!


  • #20
    horgan_p
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,658 Mod ✭✭✭✭horgan_p


    Sally O'Brien, and the way she might look at ya


  • #21
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Years ago the fella next door got this one pregnant. My mother was horrified and came out with this beaut....."Jaysus at his age he should still think it's only for p***ing through!"
    He was 18!?


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  • #22
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Good oul Irish parochialism...


  • #23
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 57,077 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    Yer wan up the road is pregnant again too, cannae keep her legs closed, that one.


    Heard that, and she doesn't seem to know who the father is .... but shure if you run through a field of nettles how do you know which one stung you.


  • #24
    infogiver
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,505 ✭✭✭infogiver


    This always makes me smile
    This is how city folk imagine it is down the country
    In actual fact country folk are sitting in 2000 sq ft dormer bungalows with all the latest gadgets looking out the windows at 126 BMWs and if they ever think of city folk, and they don't, they snigger


  • #25
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,782 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    infogiver wrote: »
    This always makes me smile
    This is how city folk imagine it is down the country
    In actual fact country folk are sitting in 2000 sq ft dormer bungalows with all the latest gadgets looking out the windows at 126 BMWs and if they ever think of city folk, and they don't, they snigger

    You forgot to mention all the land we own, to go with the above.


  • #26
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    infogiver wrote: »
    This always makes me smile
    This is how city folk imagine it is down the country
    In actual fact country folk are sitting in 2000 sq ft dormer bungalows with all the latest gadgets looking out the windows at 126 BMWs and if they ever think of city folk, and they don't, they snigger

    Still simple folk however you dress it up


  • #27
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,782 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Still simple folk however you dress it up

    Keep It Simple, Stupid.


  • #28
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,014 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    infogiver wrote: »
    This always makes me smile
    This is how city folk imagine it is down the country
    In actual fact country folk are sitting in 2000 sq ft dormer bungalows with all the latest gadgets looking out the windows at 126 BMWs and if they ever think of city folk, and they don't, they snigger

    2000 sq ft bungalows, and a huge car park out the front for 126 BMWs!!


  • #29
    The flying mouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭The flying mouse


    There's a guy who works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis...


  • #30
    infogiver
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,505 ✭✭✭infogiver


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Still simple folk however you dress it up

    Simple like a fox.


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  • #31
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    ''That bloke/girl who keeps out of the pubs, doesn't gossip and generally minds their own business.''


    ''How dare they....Who the feck do they think they are?'':mad:


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