The most uncomfortable you've ever been

The Raptor · 20-12-2016 06:50PM #1

I forgot to put my bra on this morning. My nipples were chafing. They were so sore. Nothing I could do all day about it.

mr_edge_to_you · 20-12-2016 06:52PM

I woke up in a hospital after being unconscious for 4 hours with a catheter in. Oh sweet Jesus!

messy tessy · 20-12-2016 06:53PM

The Raptor wrote: »

I forgot to put my bra on this morning. My nipples were chafing. They were so sore. Nothing I could do all day about it.

How do you forget to put one on?

Fr_Dougal · 20-12-2016 06:56PM

The Raptor wrote: »

I forgot to put my bra on this morning. My nipples were chafing. They were so sore. Nothing I could do all day about it.

Did somebody make you tea?

Barry Badrinath · 20-12-2016 06:56PM

I sat on one of my testicles on a few occasions.

Not good.

stimpson · 20-12-2016 07:06PM

Flying San Fran to Boston with a kidney stone. Economy too. If it wasn't for whiskey it would have been unbearable.

20-12-2016 07:07PM

Kidney stones. Sweet Devine Jesus, that redefines your pain threshold. Had a hernia op recently and people were saying it would be tough. Piece of cake, I'd have one once a month rather than go through the pain of kidney stones moving.

Parchment · 20-12-2016 07:09PM

Kidney infection. Actually wanted to die.

bee06 · 20-12-2016 07:12PM

Got a HSG* a few months ago. It was suggested I get another one last week and I almost cried.

* I was going to explain what it is but I don't want to traumatise anyone.

Renegade Mechanic · 20-12-2016 07:17PM

Dry needle therapy. It was advised as a remedy to seized back muscles after rough """massage""" (the lines of bruises say otherwise...) and stretching failed.
I thought it was a fancy name for acupuncture, so figured **** it, why not...

It really, really isn't

Parchment · 20-12-2016 07:18PM

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Dry needle therapy. It was advised as a remedy to seized back muscles after rough "" "massage""" (the linez of bruises say otherwise...) and stretching failed.
I thought it was a fancy name for acupuncture.
It really, really isn't

i had this for the same injury. i consider my pain threshold very high...i screamed and asked for it to stop.

Renegade Mechanic · 20-12-2016 07:21PM

Parchment wrote: »

i had this for the same injury. i consider my pain threshold very high...i screamed and asked for it to stop.

Ten minutes and that was it. I had to tap out. He wanted to do 15 but I honestly felt myself slipping... Humbling experience!
I have to say though, that area hasn't been much trouble since.

holy guacamole · 20-12-2016 07:24PM

In the days following my circumcision I was forced to adopt a new style of walking; think John Wayne with a full nappy and you're somewhere close.

vg88 · 20-12-2016 07:25PM

Going from croatia to czech republic on a 24 hour bus. Not so bad apart from picking up a vomiting and puking bug the day before. The toilet was broken on the bus, we had to stop every 2 hours for a couple of us to relieve ourselves. I just wanted to go to bed but was on a shaking bus for 24 ****ing hours.

I just wanted to curl into a corner and die for that trip, spent 2-3 days in bed after.

Knine · 20-12-2016 07:27PM

I'll take your kidney Stones & give you Gallstones.......... ouch. It made child birth with no pain relief seem easy.

Parchment · 20-12-2016 07:32PM

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Ten minutes and that was it. I had to tap out. He wanted to do 15 but I honestly felt myself slipping... Humbling experience!
I have to say though, that area hasn't been much trouble since.

It worked really well for me too actually!

TerrorFirmer · 20-12-2016 07:36PM

In terms of just extreme discomfort rather than pain, about 8 years ago I drank quite a lot of Vodka Red Bull on a night out (maybe 10 doubles or so), the next day every waking moment felt like I was on the brink of going through cardiac arrest. The day was a struggle to get through, have never felt anything like it before or since, though wisely I don't drink Vodka Red Bull anymore.

Renegade Mechanic · 20-12-2016 07:44PM

Parchment wrote: »

It worked really well for me too actually!

Oh it's definitely a proven method.
Would you go back? I know they say the body can't remember pain, but Jaysus I doubt I could...

20-12-2016 07:52PM

Had dry needling a few times and don't mind it. But every now and again you get the feeling that the needle has hit a nerve and that's a bit unpleasant.

Odelay · 20-12-2016 08:10PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Had dry needling a few times and don't mind it. But every now and again you get the feeling that the needle has hit a nerve and that's a bit unpleasant.

I had dry needling too, no pain noticed. Bit of discomfort noticed at times but nothing alarming.
Incredible job on the muscle pain I used to have, four years later and it has not returned.

Renegade Mechanic · 20-12-2016 08:14PM

Where did ye go? The only thing that came close pain wise for me was having to pull out all the ankle ligaments I tore because they'd been in a back slab for too long, shrunk, and needed to be repositioned for the cast they finally decided to put on...

And the only reason that wasn't worse was because it was over in under a minute..

whoopsadoodles · 20-12-2016 08:16PM

holy guacamole wrote: »

In the days following my circumcision I was forced to adopt a new style of walking; think John Wayne with a full nappy and you're somewhere close.

Tooootally misread the word walking

milehip · 20-12-2016 08:17PM

The Raptor wrote: »

My nipples were chafing

Wow two pages in and no body's offered to pop round and massage them? Its all mememe with some people.

Jimbob1977 · 20-12-2016 08:22PM

Returning from Honolulu to Ireland with fourth degree haemorrhoids. 24 hours of travel with a stabbing acidic agony hanging out of me in economy class. No pain relief.

Honolulu to San Francisco

San Francisco to JFK

JFK to Shannon

Shannon to Accident & Emergency direct

Scalpel to haemorrhoid

Agony.... then relief

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup · 20-12-2016 08:25PM

when i woke up after my circumcision. jesus the pain. and the porters weren't helping, cracking jokes as they wheeled me back to the dorm area.

Supergurrier · 20-12-2016 08:29PM

Tongue cramp from a yawn

Not the worst but always happens to me

20-12-2016 08:31PM

Coming down with a rare form of meningitis where I came very close to dying. I've never known pain like that before and I hope I never do again, I wanted to die so it would stop. A few days out of it and I came round with a headache that makes migraine feel like a bit of an ache by comparison, but I was well on the mend by then.

Much of it is a blur but the horror of that pain is something that'll never leave me, I felt myself slipping away. Horrible.

MilesMorales1 · 20-12-2016 08:32PM

When I was a young un we drove to the lake district, 10 hour drive (we got lost a couple of times.) I needed the bathroom about an hour in, but my dad wouldn't stop cos he said we had to get there in good time. Had to hold in a piss/****e for about 9 hours. Never had to concentrate on something so hard in my life.*

*distinguishing uncomfortable from painful. Although that was pretty painful.

5rtytry56 · 20-12-2016 08:33PM

Some time after taking a sachet of

PICOLAX

El Tarangu · 20-12-2016 08:34PM

georgiecasey wrote: »

when i woke up after my circumcision. jesus the pain. and the porters weren't helping, cracking jokes as they wheeled me back to the dorm area.

I was also circumcised (as an adult) - have to say, I remember much more low-level discomfort rather than actual pain. Cramp in your leg is much more painful (though brief), IMO.

Collie D · 20-12-2016 08:40PM

Nothing life threatening or overly serious for me but some stomach bug or food poisoning last year. Sorry fir being graphic but...

Pain like nothing else I had ever felt before in my stomach and a world record for toilet use in a 48 period. I'm not even sure what could possibly have been coming out after the first dozen times. Literally had a raw arse from so much wiping.

The most uncomfortable you've ever been

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