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Lahvlahn Thread from 18/11/16 so to speak

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  • #4142
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Wha?
    "you'll end up tied to the kitchen sink"


  • #4143
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Cows need milking at least twice a day Joe


  • #4144
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    No, Bridget wears silver tassels and dances in tipp.


  • #4145
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,249 ✭✭✭furiousox


    chat away there joe, don't mind us.

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • #4146
    PauloMN
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 10,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭PauloMN


    She likes being tied to the kitchen sink?

    Feck's sake, knew I married the wrong woman! :pac:


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  • #4147
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Joe just creamed his clamps when she said she liked being chained to the sink


  • #4148
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    "Whoy?"


  • #4149
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "What breed"?

    Joe is talking down the clock now, he doesnt have time for new calls


  • #4150
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    handcuffed to the kitchen sink courtesy of officer Carter


  • #4151
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    furiousox wrote: »
    4 days of self published sh1te???
    Give me a break!


    Would there be a space for a collected works of Me Weekly Column, by me, Joe Duffy so to speak and dat?


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  • #4152
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    4 or 5, which is it Bridget?


  • #4153
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,320 ✭✭✭bigroad


    What colour are the dogs.


  • #4154
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


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  • #4155
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Dogs, Joe.
    Dags.


  • #4156
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe mixing Dorothy with Bridget


  • #4157
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    CarrickMcJoe wrote: »
    No, Bridget wears silver tassels and dances in tipp.

    For the cows on Sundays.


  • #4158
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Bridget: Tanks for calling ME Joe.



    Caller and listener driven show


  • #4159
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    bridget has no dogs ...


  • #4160
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    red x's is burgurglar code for "bring sausages"

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #4161
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    There were loads of nuggets in there today.
    I laughed silly at the 'death' comment. Was a funny friday for a change.


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  • #4162
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    they forgot to put a red x on that house where that greyhound was stolen from during the week


  • #4163
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    "A State Sponsored Doping Programme" said Eileen (Mick's daughter) Dunne in the news. Was she talking about Liveline?


  • #4164
    PeterTheNinth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    "Thank you Eileen, thank you very much ... *SIGH*"


  • #4165
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I missed the last 15mins....should I listen back?


  • #4166
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    I missed the last 15mins....should I listen back?
    Yes. Do it now.


  • #4167
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Is that map of red x's not an urban (rural) myth?

    I've heard the Gardai in my local village found the same thing, and I've also heard a farmer make that claim on Marian Finucane's weekend show.

    I mean, it is true that dogs deter burglars, but poison and shotguns 'deter' dogs. I'm skeptical about the map.


  • #4168
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    Is that map of red x's not an urban (rural) myth?
    Probably; I've never spoken to anyone who's actually seen it. That, along with the chalk marks on gates, etc. You could have a deal of fun winding up a village by chalking random marks on gateposts, etc. :)


  • #4169
    Red Kev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,793 ✭✭✭Red Kev


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Probably; I've never spoken to anyone who's actually seen it. That, along with the chalk marks on gates, etc. You could have a deal of fun winding up a village by chalking random marks on gateposts, etc. :)


    i might head out the Clontarf Road and make a few chalk scratches on a house out there (and no, not the Palmarians gaff).

    I think the chalk mark thing comes from old hobo signs in the US back in the Depression era (Joe's favourite era in Wurld history so to speak), where gatepost marking was common to signal to other beggars or casual labourers as to what they could expect.

    I think it's entered urban legend here. As the woman said, most of it is local knowledge being used.

    http://www.worldpath.net/~minstrel/hobosign.htm

    signs1.gif
    signs-2.gif


  • #4170
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Joe wont be happy Today FM just played a clip of them talking to Lt. Daniel Carter in the Revenue


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  • #4171
    furiousox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,249 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Don't forget to tune in on Christmas week.
    As promised, for one day only liveline "will not do death".
    (Fear not, normal death, disease, and misery coverage will return bigger and better than ever in 217)

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



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