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If you were starting a new career in Ireland in your mid 30s, what would it be?

  • 06-12-2016 11:32PM
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭


    I was thinking of doing a diploma in Digital Marketing, but maybe half the country is thinking the same, this area will be saturated soon and I should look at something else?

    If you were to choose a new career in Ireland with strong job prospects, what would it be?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    A state quango waffler


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    ah christ the boom is back.

    "Digishal markeshing Vernon, evwebody is going dat way noooouwwww. Now lets pay 10 yo-yos for a warm laaaaataaaaay and a sandwiiiish"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭stampydmonkey


    Accountant....sure they're in films and all now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭posturingpat


    Drug dealer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 263 ✭✭eet fuk


    Barber or medicine. Immune to the recession.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 267 ✭✭Train Dragon


    I should add

    Am willing to do a course on a new job direction, but for 3-6 months. Not the 5 years you probably need to be an accountant ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Ha! If only it was 5 years to be an accountant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭stampydmonkey


    I should add

    Am willing to do a course on a new job direction, but for 3-6 months. Not the 5 years you probably need to be an accountant ;)

    If ur gona do it, go full hog....balls and all in


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    eet fuk wrote: »
    Barber or medicine. Immune to the recession.

    Or an undertaker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    3-6 months isn't a very long course. What skills do you have now?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    maudgonner wrote: »
    3-6 months isn't a very long course. What skills do you have now?

    Deep throating during beer bong


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    A waffle design consultant.
    Step up from a waffler with more perks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Deep throating during beer bong


    Well that suggests a career in the oldest profession of them all might be the best course of action :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    As the old saying goes "there's more than one way to skin a cat".
    I'd write them down, become an author.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Porn, You are at your sexual peak so the porn industry it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,707 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    Or an undertaker.

    & do a bit of barbering on the side


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    3-6 months is nothing and not many courses of that duration would lead to anything of worth.
    Have you a degree already, a lot of ICT conversion courses are being offered for free by the government, if you do have a degree, that's is your best bet for a valuable course that takes only a year.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 163 ✭✭hannible the cannible


    37 here and trying to get into hgv driving , I've all the licenses and everything up to date but I can't get a job without experience and I can't get experience without a job , I've tried a good few places but they all want 2 years minimum experience ,I can't stay at the **** I'm at or I'll fcukin top myself before long


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,192 ✭✭✭✭hmmm


    We seem to have lots of Social Justice Warriors, but no Social Justice Cavalry or Cannons? Just saying they are careers to consider. If Starcraft and Command and Conquer have thought me anything, an army should have a proper mix of specialities.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Technology Evangelist.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Kitten Ambulance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Software engineer and go work for a tech company like facebook or twitter.

    Or take up a high-demand language like Arabic and go and work for a private intelligence company.

    Will probably take more than 6 months though :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Personal shopper to the glitterati.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,399 ✭✭✭eeguy


    37 here and trying to get into hgv driving , I've all the licenses and everything up to date but I can't get a job without experience and I can't get experience without a job , I've tried a good few places but they all want 2 years minimum experience ,I can't stay at the **** I'm at or I'll fcukin top myself before long

    Sure in 5 years HGV drivers will be out on their ear.
    Every driving job will be automated soon enough.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Health and safety/machinery and trailer testing.

    Theres only a handful of people in the country certified to approve cranes etc for use....I've the under cert to it



    And as much as farmers might argue againest it.....testing for farm vehicles etc is becoming inevitable and trailer regulations are stricter every year


    Dunno how helpful this is to you though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭TheOven


    With the changes in the U.K. porn will become a booming industry in Ireland. We can have our own silicon(e?) valley.


    Can use as many digits as we want while being pissed on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Kitten Ambulance.

    You could call it the pussy wagon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭daheff


    Data analysis...booming jobs right now..big thing at the minute


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,256 ✭✭✭Yourself isit


    eeguy wrote: »
    Sure in 5 years HGV drivers will be out on their ear.
    Every driving job will be automated soon enough.

    Naw.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,256 ✭✭✭Yourself isit


    daheff wrote: »
    Data analysis...booming jobs right now..big thing at the minute

    Probably not a 3 month course.


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