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Alcohol beverage choices for the uncouth

  • 23-11-2016 10:21PM
    #1
    jimmy blevins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 475 ✭✭


    I'm feeling a bit left out with the red wine thread aa I usually drink the devil's pisswasser that is Budweiser.


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  • #2
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    2 litre of Olde English cider in the park


  • #3
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    I love Carling black label.

    Bud is absolute pisswater OP though. Are your hangovers bad by any chance.


  • #4
    HS3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭HS3


    Ah no! Do you not have awful hangovers on budweiser?


  • #5
    Mehaffey1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭Mehaffey1


    Buckfast followed by Iron Brew WKD are my Friday night tonic selections


  • #6
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,197 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Noblemans


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    For me it's got to be a single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.


  • #8
    Tom_Barry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭Tom_Barry


    Druids cider


  • #9
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Can't bate a pint of Harp


  • #10
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    So you dont drink.


  • #11
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,246 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Omackeral wrote: »
    For me it's got to be a single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

    Drink of champions. Brought to life recently: http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/27/13433304/yoko-ono-perfume-hat-art-exhibit


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  • #12
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Tennants

    /close thread


  • #13
    James Bond Junior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,150 ✭✭✭James Bond Junior


    Can't believe nobody has mentioned buckfast!

    Edit: Can't believe somebody has mentioned buckfast!


  • #14
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,707 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Behold!


    The Tramp Index

    A Quantitative Analysis of the Drinks Market from the Perspective of a Tramp

    http://www.foodfight.org.uk/other/images/trampindex.pdf


  • #15
    Anesthetize
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,471 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    James Bond Junior wrote: »
    Can't believe nobody has mentioned buckfast!
    a.k.a. Fuckfast

    a.k.a. Commotion lotion

    a.k.a. Bottle of "what the hell are you looking at?"


  • #16
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,316 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    James Bond Junior wrote: »
    Can't believe nobody has mentioned buckfast!
    Try Post #5.


  • #17
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    A tampon dipped in sherry up the arse


  • #18
    Anesthetize
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,471 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    Can't believe nobody has mentioned buckfast!


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Tennants

    /close thread

    If you're going to besmirch the name of a godly nectar, learn how to spell it :p


  • #20
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Forgot Carlsberg Export actually love the stuff.


  • #21
    getzls
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 806 ✭✭✭getzls


    Frosty Jack white cider.
    AKA a barrack buster.
    3 litres for 4-50.
    Does hit the spot old chap.


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  • #22
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    If you're going to besmirch the name of a godly nectar, learn how to spell it :p

    Tennents it is. Apologies to any of our Scots brethren. But my what a truly awful lager. The hangover, aaaaah my eyes.....


  • #23
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,543 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Dutch Gold you heathens!

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #24
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 11,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Back in the day it used to be a bottle of Black Tower in Merrion square before going to McGonagles "thrash bash".
    Think it used to be about a pound a bottle but would get you hammered very quickly.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pruno FTW

    Drink of kings!


  • #26
    ben.schlomo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,066 ✭✭✭✭ben.schlomo


    Directors Bitter.........in off the red.


  • #27
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Many years ago Cyprus Emva Cream Sherry was the drink of choice by connoisseurs reclining on the steps here
    https://www.google.ie/maps/@53.349117,-6.2582564,3a,75y,352.57h,88.38t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sRuEKPNn6I54URzaRQja7BQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656


  • #28
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,214 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Tyskie for me, you can't go too wrong for €1.65 per 500ml bottle in Lidl. :pac: Ever since trying it on a weekend trip to Berlin I've sworn by it.


  • #29
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,197 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    Tyskie for me, you can't go too wrong for €1.65 per 500ml bottle in Lidl. :pac: Ever since trying it on a weekend trip to Berlin I've sworn by it.

    Tyskie is fairly expensive, definitely not a knacker drink


  • #30
    fizzypish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    Sainte Etienne AKA stroke juice. Bad tasting watery beer. Its the poor mans stella! Buy a slab and you get a free fishnet sleeveless.


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  • #31
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    A pint of slops.
    Have not seen it sold here but in England the less reputable bars would sell a pint of tray drippings for the desperate for a few shillings.


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