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kinks and fetishes

  • 20-11-2016 12:46PM
    #1
    triggermortis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,732 ✭✭✭


    lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...


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  • #2
    Boggy Turf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭Boggy Turf


    triggermortis wrote: »
    lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...

    Do you play for Tipp?


  • #3
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,407 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    I hug myself.


  • #4
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,535 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    This place is weird the last few days


  • #5
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    All Ireland defeat was more traumatic than we knew.


  • #6
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,885 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Jellyfish.


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  • #7
    hatevodafone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭hatevodafone


    triggermortis wrote: »
    anything you wanna share...


    your girlfriend?


  • #8
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,404 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    triggermortis wrote: »
    lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...

    Which one of your team mates do you fantasies she is?

    Is it Fergal the star player or Shamus the couch teaching you some discipline?


  • #9
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,216 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Hugh Mungus wrote: »
    Jellyfish.

    Jellyfish from outer space. :cool:

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #10
    gifted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,203 ✭✭✭gifted


    I know your girlfriend....


  • #11
    FizzleSticks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


    This post has been deleted.


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  • #12
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Mine dresses up a nurse but then leaves me on the bed for three days straight.


  • #13
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,216 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    FizzleSticks wrote: »
    So many arse related threads.

    You're really scraping bottom of barrel now.

    So tell me what enlightening threads have you started in the past?

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #14
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    I like to sleep as much as I can ... as in 10-15 hours a day ... could be considered a kink :pac:


  • #15
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,000 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Lewin likes to strut around in a natty shirt and tie with the label showing.


  • #16
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    triggermortis wrote: »
    lads have you got any strange or unusual fetishes. mine is getting the girlfriend to dress up in my tipp hurling gear, helmet and all and lightly slapping my ass with the hurl. how bout you's guys anything you wanna share...

    Aren't you the guy who started the cheeky slap on the ass thread...?! Beginning to see a pattern here...

    In answer to your question, anything semi public and agree with you about the girl in the sports shirt (although my preferene would be a rugby shirt that's just a little too short...)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #17
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Tennis wear.

    Hair tied back, White dress, white socks, white runners.


  • #18
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Fantasy is two women at the same time.

    One doing the cooking. The other doing the cleaning.




















    Ref Jimmy Carr


  • #19
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    Kinky is using a feather
    Perverted is using the whole chicken.


  • #20
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Snickers pants


  • #21
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Snickers pants

    Is that when a guy leaves chocolate marks on his jeans?

    Youre as sick bastard Lexie.


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  • #22
    ERG89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,611 ✭✭✭✭ERG89


    Collie D wrote: »
    This place is weird the last few days

    Just a few days, AH is very much the odd confessional forum for weird shıt.
    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Snickers pants

    Someone likes Bear Grylls obviously.


  • #23
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Is that when a guy leaves chocolate marks on his jeans?

    Youre as sick bastard Lexie.



    Even better if he wears them with a yellow front on otherwise white boxers


  • #24
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Even better if he wears them with a yellow front on otherwise white boxers

    Jesustittyfcukingchrist.

    Marry me


  • #25
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Coincidentally mine involves tip and a helmet.


  • #26
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    I take threads I see on Reddit and post them here.


  • #27
    Edups
    Closed Accounts Posts: 676 ✭✭✭Edups


    You're all dirty sinners.


  • #28
    Ted111
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    Tennis wear.

    Hair tied back, White dress, white socks, white runners.



    And what does she dress up as ? :pac:


  • #29
    Winterlong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    I would be fairly normal apart from liking random women in nightclubs to stick their finger up my arse while giving me an unsolicited slap on the bum.


  • #30
    Butters1979
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Butters1979


    I jerk off to butthurt boards posts. It's been a busy time lately.


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  • #31
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Butters1979 wrote: »
    I jerk off to butthurt boards posts. It's been a busy time lately.

    Rub some butter around to avoid calluses friend.We like roleplay,all sorts of stuff.This morning for instance,herself:the legs akimbo ankles tied to the bedposts,Me:Standing across the other of end of the room dressed in a William Tell style hat,a pair of anglers waders(brown,in the dungaree style) attempting to gently violate her with well aimed shots from a nerf gun,whilst The Jams classic tune 'Eton Rifles' played on a continuous loop,adding to the ambience.Tomorrow,we'll perhaps craft falluses from lego,or maybe she dresses up as a nun and kicks the bollix out of me.Keep things fresh is the main idea,although some of the posters on this thread are downright deviants.Espesicially the op.


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