God for a day

Gordon · 20-07-2003 10:51AM

Originally posted by jammy_dodger
afaik The internet was developed by the americans during the Gulf war.

lol
Nice troll Jammy Dodger!

Crash · 20-07-2003 03:53PM

One question:

could god make an internet connection with so much bandwidth that not even he could use it all at one time?

honeymonster · 20-07-2003 04:45PM

Mandatory “camps” for people who have any association with pop, bring Bender from futurama to life and I want to be a Globetrotter like bubblegum .

tman · 20-07-2003 04:48PM

Originally posted by de5p0i1er
That sound so corney, I'd do like tman just to get back at you for saying that.

ha!, looks like ittl be for more than just one day then, DR:)

Space Coyote · 21-07-2003 12:48PM

Originally posted by jammy_dodger
afaik The internet was developed by the americans during the Gulf war

That would be the 1960's that it was developed, a wee bit earlier.

ironbrew · 21-07-2003 11:34PM

Originally posted by Dr. Loon
Kill Bush and Blair, and a lot of other people.

...and you need godly powers to do that why?

LoneGunM@n · 22-07-2003 11:49AM

To start it all off I'd like to see all the people I hate burst into flames!!

After the laughter had stopped, I'd make Britney Spears & Jenna Jameson my sex slaves [for eternity - they'd never age, of course] ... All other women would want me too!

Originally posted by Johnny Gomer
I would make myself a bottomless wallet(unlimited money basically)

I like your style .... I'd have to get me some of that!!

Then, I'd make myself the best striker in the Premiership [for Man Utd of course]

Finally, I'd make myself invincible & create my own style JackAss, where I'd skydive/base jump without a parachute etc.

Corega · 22-07-2003 02:00PM

1) Wipe Dublin 4 off the planet.

2) Give logic some hair.

3) Create an everlasting Big Brother series with the managing directors of Eircom, Bush, Blair and Rosie O'Donnell.

the_syco · 22-07-2003 04:10PM

Hint;

Play Black and White
Be a God every day after work

the_syco · 22-07-2003 04:45PM

Seriously, tho, I'd make myself invincible, arm myself with guns that never run out of ammo, and a wallet that never runs out of money, whose currency changes to the country that I'm in.

Then I'd go up north :ninja:

Payback time... ww)

And then to Iran, Iraq, and all those other terrorist sponsering countries, such as Britain, North Korea, Columbia, etc, and kill, bomb, and terroize the locals.

So that our country doesn't get any worse, I'd pick someone who'd have double the IQ of everyone in goverment put together.
On second thoughts, Homer Simpson may not be any good.

I'll get Bill Clinton, with Brittney Spears to keep him "busy".

Get rid of all dieases (SARS, HIV, AIDS, Loyalists, etc), and make a teleporter to numours other "earths", colanizer the moon, make a 3d map of the entire univers, including a bit about other races, available on a few DVD's fer €50.

Develop uber-real computer games, where you can "live" in the games, such as the Sims, Quake, Battlefield 1942, C&C...

And fer phun, I'd get a few of the most beautiful women;
Jazia Dax, from DS9
The main character from Dark Angle (her name escapes me)
And maybe someone fer the boards

Make a karma rating system that'd allow anyone to see if they're going to heaven, or be re-incarnated in a worse off postion, so they'd be good, or suffer.

Go back in time, and get people to call me God. Then come here and see if they call me by my real name, or only remember when I said my name, and a rock hit my toe, so instead of saying my full name, I just said
"My name is Je..shi7! (rock hits my foot)". They now call me Je-sus, or Jesus...

Also, wonder if Pete ever wrote that book about me. Hope he "left out" my teenage years, except when I turned water into wine. That was cool 8)

Also go back and put some people on an island in the middle of the atlantic ocean and give them advanced technology, oh wait, they died, uh, plan b, uh, make a race of savage barbarians, get them to sail around, scare people, and call their 4th day of the week after me.

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Space_Coyote the (GUI based) internet was "created" in 92. In 1960, the US goverment created a DOS based communication system. Up until the early 90's, a DOS type Bulletin Board system was used.

Space Coyote · 22-07-2003 06:14PM

the (GUI based) internet was "created" in 92. In 1960, the US goverment created a DOS based communication system. Up until the early 90's, a DOS type Bulletin Board system was used

The World Wide Web was released in 1992 ...teh history of d'internet

weemcd · 22-07-2003 07:28PM

would a botomless wallet not be hard to fit into your pocket? and yould never be able to get the coins at the bottom.

Adrian · 22-07-2003 07:50PM

if i was god i'd create a world where there was no such thing as credits of any sort whether it be money, trading, etc. No one needed food to live. No one needed air to live. But the is they could taste food if they wanted, they could breathe in air if they wanted. They died if they wanted without having to suffer pain or self inflict pain. I would also be like a moderator over the world unlike the modern god who does nothing (if he even exists, which I doubt). There would be no voilence, no murder, sh*t thats in the world at the moment. There would be no rape, no internet, no telephone communication, no modern technology , you wouln't need it as there would be no fear. This is free will.

Bard · 22-07-2003 07:50PM

Originally posted by weemcd
would a botomless wallet not be hard to fit into your pocket? and yould never be able to get the coins at the bottom.

WHAT BOTTOM?!

Gordon · 22-07-2003 09:21PM

Originally posted by Adrian
if i was god i'd ...

I'd be wary of living in your world because there would be extremely strange threads posted in it.

weemcd · 22-07-2003 11:17PM

Originally posted by Bard
WHAT BOTTOM?!

thats why you cant get the coins!!!!

Dooom · 22-07-2003 11:22PM

hmm god for a day eh? well....i'd probably just make there always be something good on tv and sit around and watch tv all day...and waste the rest...
if not that the usual: make me god forever, pair of x-ray glasses (that work!! damn carnies...), as said bottomless wallet, the usual. oh and world peace....i guess.

ooh and space travel that'd be fun...and while im at it time travel...thats all for now i suppose..

weemcd · 22-07-2003 11:25PM

Originally posted by Spike
x-ray glasses (that work!! damn carnies

why not just make all good looking girls nor wear clothes? you are god!!

Dooom · 22-07-2003 11:27PM

well i did make meslf god for ever so i guess but then everyone'd be able to see 'em....yea or me the only guy on earth..hmm...nah that'd have some horrible consequence. damn reality.

oh and some really nice pie...and a maclaren f1..

the_syco · 25-07-2003 02:15PM

Originally posted by Adrian
no internet, no telephone communication, no modern technology

OK, dude's gone too far. No violent films, no violent games? I'd lose it, and kill ye all, after starting WW5.
Hehehehehe!

Or I'd call it some stupid name, such as the War on Yer Ass!

Pigman II · 02-08-2003 11:11AM

If I was god I'd do nothing .... it comes with the job description.

Carbiens · 03-08-2003 01:11AM

Originally posted by Corega

2) Give logic some hair.

this and id shave santa

CuLT · 03-08-2003 02:15AM

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only was a god.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only were a god.

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only was a god--Whoa!

Carbiens · 03-08-2003 09:49PM

what song is that?

i dont really recognise it

CuLT · 03-08-2003 09:52PM

It's a slightly altered version of the original Wizard of Oz Scarecrow's "If I Only Had a Brain" song

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04-08-2003 05:04PM

... change the rule so that I can be god for ever.

the_syco · 05-08-2003 04:45PM

Originally posted by Spike
well i did make meslf god for ever so i guess but then everyone'd be able to see 'em....yea or me the only guy on earth..hmm...nah that'd have some horrible consequence. damn reality.

oh and some really nice pie...and a maclaren f1..

Is that american pie? hahahahahaha!!!

God for a day

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