Second coming

I want to open a cheese shop in Israel and call it Cheeses of Nazareth.

He would look at the following:

- The American election
- Dabbing
- Justin Bieber
- Selfies
- Hugh Jackman

He would leave again for another 2000 years

not something you should really worry about tbh

a god that makes his creations sick only to command them to be well is not going to be a god you can really ever please or reason with

the kind of god which can create black holes, dark matter, galaxies etc and yet is still apparently concerned about what food you eat, who you go to bed with, wants you to slice pieces off your children...this is a tinkering and capricious god whom you should not spend any of your short life worrying about as he would be, if he did exist, so far outside the realm of your comprehension that to concern yourself with his fads would be a waste of life

Second Coming - good album imo, Ten Storey Love Song probably the highlight for me but a good solid 7/10 album, they could never reach the heights of their self titled debut album!

I'd say heeeor com'ere for a minute, a chap called Stephen Fry would love a word with you..

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I'd say heeeor com'ere for a minute, a chap called Stephen Fry would love a word with you..

His replacement could have Christ on Q.I.

There can't be a second coming, as there wasn't a first. Just a delusional chippie.

Coming from the Middle East he won't be gettng in to the USA if Trump gets elected tonight.

i think we're a bit too savvy nowadays to fall for that..."i'm the son god" gibberish

you'd be scoffed at

*unless of course they can pull off the loaves & fishes and water into wine trick

Only if he comes with blackjack and hookers.

Matter of fact forget the jesus and blackjack.