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That guy in the bar whose date never came

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  • #32
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    beks101 wrote: »
    You've got ten minutes. It's that touristy cocktail bar on the bridge just beside Borough Market. I'm the brunette in the pink top. Not even kidding

    This could actually be the start of a lovely story!!! :)


  • #33
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,442 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    HensVassal wrote: »
    6 shots and 3 West Coast coolers before the guy even got there and then another shot and cocktail for when he arrived. That's basically 11 drinks before the date even started. Were you not fucking mashed easy/a cheap date?

    Fixed your post. I think we may have found my ideal woman. She predrinks and gets one ready for me. :)


  • #34
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Not much point in telling us now after the fact is there?

    There was.


  • #35
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    beks101 wrote: »
    Imagine Christina Rocci with an Irish accent and angry face and most likely tipsy

    Yeah the boss wasn't buying it...lets have a drink at the weekend instead :cool:


  • #36
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    HensVassal wrote: »
    6 shots and 3 West Coast coolers before the guy even got there and then another shot and cocktail for when he arrived. That's basically 11 drinks before the date even started. Were you not fucking mashed?

    That wouldn't be too much to be honest, you'd be merry. That would be equivalent to pre drinks


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  • #37
    Shemale
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,384 ✭✭✭Shemale


    We can count our blessings for mobile phones, imagine standing under Clerys clock hoping she turns up.

    I was on a first date where she landed in 90 minutes late, she was in touch all the time, her car broke down and she was coming from 60 miles away. Would have been gone at the 30 minute mark without mobiles and mightn't be married now but for them.


  • #38
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    That wouldn't be too much to be honest, you'd be merry. That would be equivalent to pre drinks

    You'd be merry maybe. If I had 11 drinks in what I assume was a fairly short time, 2 hours or so? I would be smashed. For sure.


  • #39
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Should be LexieOffTheRails :D


  • #40
    Pac1Man
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    Estrellita wrote: »
    Several years later and I've now got a bump for said gentleman. So it's up to you whether you stay or go now :pac:

    He hits you on the forehead? That's terrible. You're worth more than this. Surround yourself with friends and family. Take some time to work on yourself. Read 'The Secret' and listen to some Destinys Child circa 2000.


  • #41
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    You'd be merry maybe. If I had 11 drinks in what I assume was a fairly short time, 2 hours or so? I would be smashed. For sure.

    Meh I had a high tolerance back then. I used to use Chardonnay as my mixer for vodka back then. That would have been sedate enough. I've calmed down a lot.


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  • #42
    Pac1Man
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    Estrellita wrote: »
    It's not often I'm lost for words or this perplexed.

    Oh you poor thing, you didn't even see it coming! You will get through this.


  • #43
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,442 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Estrellita wrote: »
    It's not often I'm lost for words or this perplexed.

    Maybe get some ben and jerrys as well then?


  • #44
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    beks101 wrote: »
    Imagine Christina Rocci with an Irish accent and angry face and most likely tipsy

    Anyone know how much a last minute flight to London would be tonight.

    Hold tight beks...I'll be there as soon as the missus finds my passport.


  • #45
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,070 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    No, Christina Rocci. Serving 3 life sentences for a triple murder.

    Anyone else google "Christina Rocci" ?


  • #46
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    josip wrote: »
    Anyone else google "Christina Rocci" ?

    Imagine my disappointment when I found no evidence of a triple murder....


  • #47
    Eason Round Podiatrist
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Eason Round Podiatrist


    Did they show up in the end beks or did you go on a cocktail binge


  • #48
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    They showed up, cocktail binge ensued nonetheless. 2 bars later and many cocktails down 3 left the party, 5 still standing.
    MMisread my schedule and am NOT WORKING TOMORROW so if In the Bermondsey SE1 area of London most welcome to join a bunch of Americans and an Irish laydeee on a pub crawl


  • #49
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    That's Millwall country.

    You're a braver woman than me!


  • #50
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    beks101 wrote: »
    They showed up, cocktail binge ensued nonetheless. 2 bars later and many cocktails down 3 left the party, 5 still standing.
    MMisread my schedule and am NOT WORKING TOMORROW so if In the Bermondsey SE1 area of London most welcome to join a bunch of Americans and an Irish laydeee on a pub crawl

    Il drop in after work tomorrow...wait for me!! Il be dressed like Pugsley!

    Also I have taken Friday of for a birthday session if anyone is around the Camden area...


  • #51
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    frag420 wrote: »
    Il drop in after work tomorrow...wait for me!! Il be dressed like Pugsley!

    Also I have taken Friday of for a birthday session if anyone is around the Camden area...

    Oh christ. Definitely won't be standing ny tomorrow let alone Friday. Home time for this old bird and her battered liver.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY though stranger on the interwebzzz


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  • #52
    Hammer89
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    Grayson wrote: »
    I once waited for an hour at a bar for a girl. It was in the days before mobile phones and we'd agreed to meet at X on westmoreland st. After an hour she came in and ripped me apart. She was standing outside in the freezing cold waiting for me.

    Meeting her at a porn shop was probably your first mistake.


  • #53
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    beks101 wrote: »
    They showed up, cocktail binge ensued nonetheless. 2 bars later and many cocktails down 3 left the party, 5 still standing.
    MMisread my schedule and am NOT WORKING TOMORROW so if In the Bermondsey SE1 area of London most welcome to join a bunch of Americans and an Irish laydeee on a pub crawl

    Hows the heads today :P


  • #54
    whoopsadoodles
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    Aw Frag you should have gone.

    I'd say beks is a great drinking buddy. Serious craic could have been had!


  • #55
    Butters1979
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »

    Don't suppose there's anyone in Berlin likes nuts?

    There's plenty. You're just in the wrong type of bar.


  • #56
    davo2001
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    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    No I had a date that I was early for and he was late, we were texting so I knew he was going to be late. It was the middle of the day on a Tuesday and I went to a bar because that's who I am as a person. The first drink I ordered was a double vodka and west coast cooler. The barman assumed it was for two people so gave me two glasses, one for the vodka and one for the west coast. He looked on a bit horrified as I asked for a pint glass and threw them all in together.

    I finished my third round of this, when himself text he was nearby. So I ordered two cocktails and two shots, one for me and one for him. The poor barman couldn't hold it to himself anymore and he asked "are these all for you?"

    I'm sure he felt very sorry for the guy when he finally arrived

    Who the f8ck drinks a double vodka in the middle of the day..... on a Tuesday?


  • #57
    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    davo2001 wrote: »
    Who the f8ck drinks a double vodka in the middle of the day..... on a Tuesday?

    Lexie does.

    Keep up silly.


  • #58
    Bandana boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,375 ✭✭✭Bandana boy


    I arranged my first date with my current partner in the Trinity Arch pub on Dame Street (back when it was a good old fashioned pub) after 20 mins I texted to ask after how long should I be worried that this was a no show and it turns out she was under the actual Trinity Arch and pretty p**ded of .
    13 years later she still does not see the funny side of it !


  • #59
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    davo2001 wrote: »
    Who the f8ck drinks a double vodka in the middle of the day..... on a Tuesday?



    It's attitudes like that that makes me ask for slices of lime so people think it's a 7up. Though now I'm 28 I'm all about the good decisions.


  • #60
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Aw I was really rooting for beks and frag for a while there. I am disappoint. :(


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  • #61
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Aw I was really rooting for beks and frag for a while there. I am disappoint. :(

    Tell me about it...:(


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