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My strange beach story

  • 29-10-2016 11:45PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭


    Was reading the creepy thread and had the idea that maybe I could get some ideas what was going on when the following happened. Not exactly creepy but just something that I've always wondered what the hell just happened there. So...
    Was on Carcavelos beach near Lisbon about 8 years ago with my girlfriend. Was late in year so beach was empty but it was a beautiful day so we went for a dip and then lay out on beach to take in the sun. Soon after a pretty girl on her own lay out fairly close to us in her bikini to sunbathe. Not long after, two stunning girls, and I'm guessing they were Swedish, both were blond and nicely tanned, came within ten feet of us, and threw out their towels and bags etc and began sunbathing too. I didn't think anything of it, it was a nice spot on beach and I just thought that people like to stay in a group rather than staying on their own. They then proceeded to go topless, but did it fairly discreetly, But not so much that I didn't get a nice view(I was wearing shades!). After yet another while I noticed this guy walking along the waters edge in front of where we were. He looked local, was fully dressed and was talking on his phone pacing back and forth as if it was an important call(if it was today Id say perv with a camera but I hadnt even heard of camera phones back then Id say) I dozed off or just didn't notice him moving away. Next thing I remember happening is one of the topless girls putting back on her top and going for a swim. While she was in the water, the guy nonchalantly walks up to her friend and says something to her, kneeling down beside her. I could tell she was uncomfortable and she covered up with a towel. Guy soon walks off but as soon as the girl who was in the water came back to beach, her friend obviously tells her about the guy, looks a bit shocked/pissed off and both pack up their stuff and leave the beach.
    In the meantime the guy has moved on to the girl who was on her own on the beach. He knelt down beside her and started chatting. I remember she had to take out earphones. I was thinking to myself not a chance creep move on but to my amazement she started laughing and chatting back. She was English as I heard her accent. Next thing she's having a cigarette with this guy and then to our amazement she packs up her stuff, gets dressed and walks off with this guy off of the beach. To this day all I'd love to have known is what he said to these girls and why did the single girl leave with him. So any guesses as to what was going on that day? Ps sorry bout the long post, fair dues if your still with me!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    No idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭Yellow pack crisps


    He said see that guy over there with the shades on pretending not to perv on you! He is! Let's go for a beer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,330 ✭✭✭Brego888


    That's a pretty innocuous event to still be dwelling on after 8 years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Have to say, that's a sh1te story bro!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Bullet The Blue Shirts



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Literally the worst beach story ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I have a story too.

    Today I bought myself some new socks.They are dark grey and look nice.

    That is all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭Wildsurfer


    Ha feck off ya langers. Yeah don't worry it doesn't keep me awake at night or anything just wondering was all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,747 ✭✭✭Wildsurfer


    He said see that guy over there with the shades on pretending not to perv on you! He is! Let's go for a beer.

    In fairness they were pretty hot...you would have looked too. My girlfriend even looked:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 666 ✭✭✭sadie1502


    8 years later you're still thinking about it jesus wept it obviously does keep you awake all night.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭alb




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,610 ✭✭✭shocksy


    If that incident is still on your mind 8 years later, you need a reality check, far more important things going on in the world. Move on..... Seriously


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,252 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    You could have picked a nicer beach than carcavelos !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    mackeire wrote: »
    Have to say, that's a sh1te story bro!

    You saying he was probably advising them what time the local sewage plant discharged to sea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 469 ✭✭Willie Stroker 1976


    My beach story.

    Hey guys, so heres my story. Around 8 years go I was living in Portugal, Carcavelos to be Precise, it was during the quiet period of the season, I remember the day like it was only 8 years ago, sunny, Warm and heavy ( a great day for footin turf).

    On this particular day, I was working in a restaurant near the beach, I had my hour lunch so decided to walk down to the beach to 3 friends (2 Sweedish Blondes and an English bure who worked in the restaurant too) but as I got there I took a call from T-Mobile trying to offer me "a better call package", I thought about it long and hard Pacing back and fourth pondering if it was the right call plan for me... I declined and ended the call :O

    So I then went to my Sweedish friends (1 was in the sea at this point) and told her the boss was wondering if they were they could work today as we were short staffed and had an event on, she was pissed but agreed. When the second Sweedish Friend returned they both packed up and went to the restaurant.

    I then approached the English lady who also worked with us. She was more than happy to work as she wanted some extra cash for lovely pair of shoes she wanted (they even lit up when you took a step). We had a fag and went on our Merry way to work.

    Now the strange thing of it all, through this event there was a weird guy with shades on. I felt his eyes burning my ears ( maybe it was the sun it was hot) but none the less he kept his focus on me. Maybe he was interested in me or simply wondered what I was doing???

    I would love to meet this guy to find out.

    What do you guys think?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I got my first camera phone in 2003... where were you til 2008?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 469 ✭✭Willie Stroker 1976


    Did you ever find out?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭The flying mouse


    Does your oh know your still thinking about the topless Swedish lady's on the beach 8 years later ?

    Ask her and tell us what she says:-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    I usually dig into long tales like this eager to the hear the conclusion but there was zero! Jesus cried deep tears for this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,252 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    There are nicer beaches than carcavelos for starters!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,105 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Whar was going on?

    Normal horny man wants to get with hot girl of the type that frequents this local spot, chances his arm a few times but you just happen to be sitting there perving the day he got lucky.

    Time to go out in the world, find a new story methinks....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    I have a story too.

    Today I bought myself some new socks.They are dark grey and look nice.

    That is all.

    Not on a par with the OP, that story had boobs. Was the person who sold you the socks a hot Swedish girl wearing no top?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    There are nicer beaches than carcavelos for starters!

    We heard you 3 months ago.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 663 ✭✭✭9or10


    nullzero wrote: »
    Not on a par with the OP, that story had boobs. Was the person who sold you the socks a hot Swedish girl wearing no top?

    Try Penneys :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Plot twist ... you were that guy?

    Any chance, he was just chatting them up in a 'not so tactful' way and managed to pull?


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