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The measure of a man's real character...

  • 25-10-2016 08:33PM
    #1
    A Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 419 ✭✭


    is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out...

    This one had me pondering quite the quandary, indeed I thought, that is to say I wouldn't do that but yes this I'll do. Mwahaha! I shuddered at the thought. An eerie silence bestilled the deepest darkest abyss that did thwart my soul from its gentle rest. Murder. Murder most foul!

    No no, the other one, yes bank robbery that I'll do, not murder. Agreed? No. No its too common. Art Heist. Yes! By Joe Art Heist it is! The initial's of After Hours itself. The clue is in the pudding my dear Watson.

    So AH, what say you?


Comments

  • #2
    josip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,058 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Troll the Commuting and Transport forum


  • #3
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    josip wrote: »
    Troll the Commuting and Transport forum

    Commenting over there is nearly a card offence.


  • #4
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    A battered Mars bar?

    Not a Mint Aero??



    Not sure OP

    The measure of a man is obviously his XP and level on Call of Duty.


  • #5
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,865 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Too easy. Blow up Liberty Hall with all the beards inside. :)


  • #6
    Fleawuss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Fleawuss


    Gloomtastic! wrote: »
    Too easy. Blow up Liberty Hall with all the beards inside. :)

    Is that you again Helga?


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  • #7
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Eat all the sweets

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #8
    MeatTwoVeg
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 861 ✭✭✭MeatTwoVeg


    The_Valeyard wrote:
    Commenting over there is nearly a card offence.


    Expressing any opinion other than trains are great.

    That's a warning.


  • #9
    jimmy blevins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 475 ✭✭jimmy blevins


    Art theft never seems to work out, even if you initially get away with it, maybe try importing garlic as apples.


  • #10
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    jimmy blevins wrote: »
    Art theft never seems to work out, even if you initially get away with it, maybe try importing garlic as apples.

    Good point jimmy, hung for a sheep hung for a lamb.


  • #11
    Harvey Normal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Harvey Normal


    MeatTwoVeg wrote: »
    Expressing any opinion other than trains are great.

    That's a warning.

    Oh yeah. You.


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  • #12
    munster87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,671 ✭✭✭munster87


    I would steal lots of money, a nice car and Margot Robbie.


  • #13
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Can I add the OP to the wanker watch thread?


  • #14
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Your Face wrote: »
    Can I add the OP to the wanker watch thread?

    You try too hard.


  • #15
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »
    You try too hard.

    I don't try at all.


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It's "By Jove!"

    Not by Joe. :(


  • #17
    FunLover18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,793 ✭✭✭FunLover18


    Candie wrote: »
    It's "By Jove!"

    Not by Joe. :(

    I could have sworn that Joe wrote "By Jove!"

    Anyway, don't we measure a man's character in hands? No, wait, that's horses.


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