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Why won't they let me order a Pizza?

  • 03-10-2016 09:11PM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭


    Dominos, Pizza Hut you name it they won't let me order a fu*king Pizza. Why is this? What have I done?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    After what you did with the bread and fish the last time!

    Im not surprised they wont let you order, schure you will just replicate it all and do them out of a fortune.

    Ya holy bastard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Send me on your bank card details.....I'll soon order it for you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,191 ✭✭✭DopeTech


    Do you live in darndale or something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Jesus. wrote: »
    Dominos, Pizza Hut you name it they won't let me order a fu*king Pizza. Why is this? What have I done?

    Cos they know you will feed everyone!



    Jesus:12 glasses of tap water barman....
    *winks at the lads*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    When you give your address as jesus,right hand of my father,heaven they cant find the eircode for it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,577 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    You left the delivery guy waiting a few days about 2,000 odd years ago. Bad form.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭ahlookit


    Get the oul lad to sort it out for you.

    Give us this day our garlic bread....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭Jesus.


    Ach its criminal boys. They won't even let you look at the menu on the Site without registering and ordering online via credit card. I tried that but it wouldn't work. Took me half an hour of messing to do that. Ended up getting a Chinese instead :rolleyes:

    They can shove their garlic bread up their hole


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,292 ✭✭✭cml387


    Go then, eat your bread in happiness and drink your wine with a cheerful heart; for God has already approved your works

    Ecclesiastes 9:7

    Nothing in the bible about pizza though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Do you not remember the unpleasantness the last time they tried to deliver?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,311 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    The bread of life makes for a poor base.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,292 ✭✭✭cml387


    mzungu wrote: »
    The bread of life makes for a poor base.

    But are not the cheesemakers blessed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 235 ✭✭Skyfarm


    our father who worked in heaven
    hello what be your name.?

    jesus help us

    Give us each day our daily pizza,
    and dont forget the skins,

    for we ourselves forget who ordered sinful toppings.
    lead us not into temptation chipper.

    Amen


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭Ted111


    Jesus. wrote: »
    Dominos, Pizza Hut you name it they won't let me order a fu*king Pizza. Why is this? What have I done?

    The old saying - You can't be off the grid and eat your pizza too.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 98,141 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    .... because they don't deliver to Mexican prisons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,520 ✭✭✭learn_more


    Jesus. wrote: »
    Dominos, Pizza Hut you name it they won't let me order a fu*king Pizza. Why is this? What have I done?

    It's cause you keep sending the pizzas back cause you found a long hair in it. Long beards and pizza don't mix.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Can I have unleaved bread and anchovies and water


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    The delivery men must not know you usually forgive trespasses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Try the Jesus Chrust pizza shop. I hear their pizzas are Devine. And they even have flavour saviour cards for people who order from there religiously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Try the Jesus Chrust pizza shop. I hear their pizzas are Devine. And they even have flavour saviour cards for people who order from there religiously.
    That was kind of extra cheesy :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Make a salad instead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 751 ✭✭✭KotE_made_me


    ken wrote: »
    When you give your address as jesus,right hand of my father,heaven they cant find the eircode for it.

    I thought it was Jesus, care of the Pentagon?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭Rezident


    Jesus. wrote: »
    Ach its criminal boys. They won't even let you look at the menu on the Site without registering and ordering online via credit card. I tried that but it wouldn't work. Took me half an hour of messing to do that. Ended up getting a Chinese instead :rolleyes:

    They can shove their garlic bread up their hole

    It's true! We moved to one of these houses someone built in their garden and the new address isn't on Domino's out-of-date-abase so we're not allowed to even see the menu on their site let alone order anything. I used to get a dominos every week or two.

    Luckily there is no shortage of delivery places without braindead 'systems' plus I discovered Gary's Gourmet Pizzas which are way better and healthier too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    The delivery men must not know you usually forgive trespasses.

    They could be very Cross with him.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭Jesus.


    Rezident wrote: »
    It's true!

    See y'all? Jesus don't tell lies!!


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