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Interview the person below you (Part 5) MOD WARNING IN FIRST POST

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  • #8612
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Yes! What is it??

    @g thanks :)

    Well, ya see...sometimes..when I'm hoovering...I use the nozzle inappropiately.

    Which is worse, cold bathroom tiles or a cold toilet seat?


  • #8613
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    Well, ya see...sometimes..when I'm hoovering...I use the nozzle inappropiately.

    Which is worse, cold bathroom tiles or a cold toilet seat?

    Cold toilet seat.

    Do you have a bidet?


  • #8614
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Cold toilet seat.

    Do you have a bidet?

    Bidet jaysus I do. The dog likes drinking out of it. Other than that it's not used all that much.

    Do you have nice genitals?


  • #8615
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    Bidet jaysus I do. The dog likes drinking out of it. Other than that it's not used all that much.

    Do you have nice genitals?

    I don't know all my relatives! Lol.


    Do you fancy any of your relatives?


  • #8616
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    I don't know all my relatives! Lol.


    Do you fancy any of your relatives?

    I don't know any of them to know if I do or not.

    Have you ever lived next door to Alice?


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  • #8617
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't know any of them to know if I do or not.

    Have you ever lived next door to Alice?

    No, lived with one for a while though.
    She said I had nice genitals, went off with one of them!

    Are you lucky or unlucky in love?


  • #8618
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    No, lived with one for a while though.
    She said I had nice genitals, went off with one of them!

    Are you lucky or unlucky in love?

    I am intrigued to know what you understand by the word genital.

    I've been very fortunate but then again I am a pretty ace guy.

    Do you prefer russian or asian brides?


  • #8619
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I am intrigued to know what you understand by the word genital.

    I've been very fortunate but then again I am a pretty ace guy.

    Do you prefer russian or asian brides?

    Just joking on the genitals, they're still intact and functioning ok, Alice was a bitch though.

    I think some of them Russian babes are just fine, asians don't do it for me.

    Was Bridgette Nielsen a man?


  • #8620
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Just joking on the genitals, they're still intact and functioning ok, Alice was a bitch though.

    I think some of them Russian babes are just fine, asians don't do it for me.

    Was Bridgette Nielsen a man?

    I think so. No wait...that was Leslie Nielson.

    Naked gun...Top Gun or Young guns?


  • #8621
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I think so. No wait...that was Leslie Nielson.

    Naked gun...Top Gun or Young guns?

    Naked gun, brilliant.

    Did you watch the new season of "the fall", last night?


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  • #8622
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Naked gun, brilliant.

    Did you watch the new season of "the fall", last night?

    I didn't know there was an old season. I know nathin about series.

    Would you be inclined to raise your eyebrows and say something like 'you complete cocksucking twat' under your breath at an Irish person saying fall instead of autumn.


  • #8623
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I didn't know there was an old season. I know nathin about series.

    Would you be inclined to raise your eyebrows and say something like 'you complete cocksucking twat' under your breath at an Irish person saying fall instead of autumn.

    Yes. I sometimes call it the harvest though.

    Have you ever been to the st Patricks day parade in nyc?


  • #8624
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Yes.

    Have you ever been to the st Patricks day parade in nyc?

    I've never been to a St Patricks day parade anywhere.

    Parade floats...milk float...why are they called floats?


  • #8625
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    I've never been to a St Patricks day parade anywhere.

    Parade floats...milk float...why are they called floats?

    Because they move perhaps, I have heard the expression use in connection with large cars, tractors etc.

    I cant believe you never attended a st Patricks parade anywhere, if you were to attend one which one would you prefer to go to?


  • #8626
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Because they move perhaps, I have heard the expression use in connection with large cars, tractors etc.

    I cant believe you never attended a st Patricks parade anywhere, if you were to attend one which one would you prefer to go to?

    Sumatra if they have one.

    Ever seen an active volcano?


  • #8627
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Because they move perhaps, I have heard the expression use in connection with large cars, tractors etc.

    I cant believe you never attended a st Patricks parade anywhere, if you were to attend one which one would you prefer to go to?

    Well you'll just have to believe it because it's true.

    I'd go to Carrigaholt. I like me parades like I like me masses...nice and short.

    Deleted User wrote: »
    Sumatra if they have one.

    Ever seen an active volcano?

    I haven't but I do have a piece of volcanic rock from Mt Etna.

    Boot cut jeans...cool or boot up the aras?


  • #8628
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    gramar wrote: »
    Well you'll just have to believe it because it's true.

    I'd go to Carrigaholt. I like me parades like I like me masses...nice and short.




    I haven't but I do have a piece of volcanic rock from Mt Etna.

    Boot cut jeans...cool or boot up the aras?

    Up the aras.

    Can you expect respect from your peers if you are a b*****ks with drink taken?


  • #8629
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Up the aras.

    Can you expect respect from your peers if you are a b*****ks with drink taken?

    Emm....possibly....but you'll soon run out 9f people to go boozing with




    Do you get nervous ever


  • #8630
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Emm....possibly....but you'll soon run out 9f people to go boozing with




    Do you get nervous ever

    Yes, but nothing I cant cope with.

    Is cricket s**te or am I missing something?


  • #8631
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Yes, but nothing I cant cope with.

    Is cricket s**te or am I missing something?

    Any sport where Ya stop for a tea break isnt all bad :D




    Are you posh


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  • #8632
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Any sport where Ya stop for a tea break isnt all bad :D




    Are you posh


    Awfully so.

    I must retire to the drawing room for afternoon tea.

    What's the word you use most often to say 'goodbye'?


  • #8633
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Any sport where Ya stop for a tea break isnt all bad :D




    Are you posh

    I m a hillbilly redneck culchie, of course I'm posh.


    Have you ever driven an Porsche?


  • #8634
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    I m a hillbilly redneck culchie, of course I'm posh.


    Have you ever driven an Porsche?

    Never.

    Have you ever held a bonafide assault rifle?


  • #8635
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Never.

    Have you ever held a bonafide assault rifle?

    Virtually for sure, physically no.

    Would you own a handgun if you could legally?


  • #8636
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Virtually for sure, physically no.

    Would you own a handgun if you could legally?

    Yes sir.

    Ever meet a Dublin culchie?


  • #8637
    Eamondomc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Eamondomc


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Yes sir.

    Ever meet a Dublin culchie?

    Yes, I know a few, and vice versa also, we refer to them as "sham" around here.

    Can dubs jive really?


  • #8638
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Yes, I know a few, and vice versa also, we refer to them as "sham" around here.

    Can dubs jive really?

    Only at culchie weddings.

    Could you tell who the poster is on here just by reading their replies or questions?


  • #8639
    JillyQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭JillyQ


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Eamondomc wrote: »
    Yes, I know a few, and vice versa also, we refer to them as "sham" around here.

    Can dubs jive really?

    Only at culchie weddings.

    Could you tell who the poster is on here just by reading their replies or questions?

    I have in the past.

    Have you ever seen a post and thought that could be about you?


  • #8640
    Felix Jones is God
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    JillyQ wrote: »
    I have in the past.

    Have you ever seen a post and thought that could be about you?

    Haha, ooh, I know they are in a certain forum :)
    Is it better to be talked about than not talked about do you think ?


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  • #8641
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Felix Jones is God wrote: »
    Haha, ooh, I know they are in a certain forum :)
    Is it better to be talked about than not talked about do you think ?

    Not id say




    What days do you change your bed sheets


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