God for a day

Ste- · 17-07-2003 11:35PM #1

If you were God for a day what would you do?

Got the idea from the Bruce Almighty poster.

DriftingRain · 17-07-2003 11:43PM

Walk on water, Make the world stop for a second to relax, Make a sunrise-set last longer. I am sure there are several more things but that is all I can think of for now.

bizmark · 17-07-2003 11:54PM

I would

1.Make technology that allows food and all the other things that make life worth liveing free to all

2.Kill Bush (ie make the world a better place)

3.Make sure that the human race will live on forever and ever and will rise to the very best that we can

i could go one for a long time but you get the basic point of what i would go with total power

(though seeming i dont bleave in god i shouldnt be replying here lol)

Tazzle · 18-07-2003 02:20AM

Try to beat god's record for creating a world, his record is 7 days, if all I have is 1, I'll see what I can do.

tman · 18-07-2003 03:52AM

make a sunrise/set shorter... just to piss DR off:)

i'd try my damndest to make the world an equally happy place for everyone, get rid of all that crap pandora set loose.

oversee sterile dragons rise to pouwah, stopping only at global domination. muahahahaaaa....

Tellox · 18-07-2003 05:15AM

have multiple orgasms.
And not losing the power to pee while standing.
Oh,and have boobs.

Nitrox · 18-07-2003 09:27AM

I would cease to exist as i am a atheist and do not believe in any religion.
:cool:

The real question of what you would do if you had super natural powers to do anything is really to big for anyone to give a real answer.
Most would say make the world a better place, but ask them how and for whom and they wont know, so pretty happy just to be me and do my best i think is the right answer

Samara · 18-07-2003 09:47AM

I would make the day infinite so I wouldn't lose my power LOL - what can I say, I'm a greedy so and so

Dr. Loon · 18-07-2003 11:13AM

ban clothes.... for women only... attractive women only.
Kill Bush and Blair, and a lot of other people.

irishgeo · 18-07-2003 11:17AM

Make me rich, find the women of my dreams and make Brittany Spears lust after me.

DEmeant0r · 18-07-2003 12:24PM

I would put all prayers in email form and email them yes to every prayer like bruce did

then I'd give myself a bazillion euros and a nice jaguar, and then make all attractive woman lust after me

Sposs · 18-07-2003 12:32PM

An Orgy with a 1000 Beautiful Woman.

King of the world,everyone must bow down before me.

Make the Increditble Hulk real and use him to do my bidding.

KdjaCL · 18-07-2003 01:57PM

Kill everyone.

kdjac

Space Coyote · 18-07-2003 02:07PM

Firstly, I would re-arrange the order of the planets in the Milky Way, except Earth. Then I'd swap the green and red lights on traffic lights in Ireland. Finally I'd give all animals the ability to speak. OMFG

Question: When the day's up, do things go back to the way they were before you became God ? If so then, meh.

jammy_dodger · 18-07-2003 02:45PM

If any of us were God for a day. I doubt we could do sweet feck all.
I mean its not like the 'present' God does anything on a day to day basis.
All we know or assume is that he created the world, and has done pretty much feck all since.
Considering we were given free will, i doubt God has any power over us or this world.

So if i was God for a day, id be pretty darn bored.

Saruman · 18-07-2003 04:20PM

Nice one jammy_dodger

Excellent answer!!

Anyway in the spirit of the post.. if i were God for a day, and had unlimited and omnipotent Power.. well it would be fun. Firstly i would probably want to get rid of all the sick fúcks in the world. Then all the rapists, murdering b@stards and each and every other scumbag in the world.... And while that sounds nice and noble... it would present a problem.

The world would be a desolate wasteland devoid of population since i had wiped out almost all of humanity. The day would pass and the butchers and farmers are all gone so i have no food to eat etc and i die... Apes evolve again and inherit the earth.. Planet of the Apes

Space_Coyote's thing on the planets gave me an idea.. might be fund to put all the planets on similar orbits to earth making sure they dont cross) so we are in the same hibtable zone around the sun. Then make sure they all have breathable and habitable conditions. I would not alter the Gas Giants... But their moons could be made habitable. Could you imagine the day and night sky seeing Saturn and Jupter and all? Imagine all the fun Solar Eclipses

The tides would be a lot more fun too... The best though is inspiration to travel to them and colonise them. Overcrowding on Earth would be a thing of the past. We could leave Venus as it is though.. as close to hell as you can get and stick all the undesirables there.

DriftingRain · 18-07-2003 04:32PM

make a sunrise/set shorter... just to piss DR off

GRRRR! LOL
Good thing it would be just for a day!

Nitrox · 18-07-2003 04:35PM

Originally posted by Saruman
[ We could leave Venus as it is though.. as close to hell as you can get and stick all the undesirables there. [/B]

And then we could name it New Australia

Nothing against the sweet ausies, but it seems to me that Saruman's solution has been tried before by the English who pretty much thought and maybe still think they are gods. :cool:

Sarky · 18-07-2003 04:38PM

I'd make things more interesting by bringing back a few dinosaurs and some of the extinct natural predators of humans. I might just decide to give some people magical powers and turn America into a giant D&D type land with dragons and fat merchants and silly crap. Would be a good laugh for the rest of the world...

And imbue my mortal body with serious powers which would last after the day was up, so I could install myself as ruler of America and ascend into godhood anyway...

That, or instigate Armageddon.

TomTom · 18-07-2003 06:51PM

FirstI'd make a few apperances around the world and explain the whole relgion thing, that should clear up a few wars. Then cure all the illnesses ad suffering just to be nice.
Make all the other planets habital as the others suggested.
as with the lusting thing.
dito the wealth and popularity thing.
give myslef the abitity off all the superheros ever created and make sure i kept them after my day.

I'd love to do the hulk thing. RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Put a stop to soaps.
the list could go on for ever.

Silent Bob · 18-07-2003 09:03PM

Originally posted by KdjaC
Kill everyone.

And let god sort them out

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Hang on?!?!?

Gordon · 18-07-2003 09:11PM

A Neo Malthusian would argue that one should not cure all ailments as this is indeed a population check, if we did we'd run out of space on the planet... maybe.

I'd fly around a bit and round the galaxy and then across to some other galaxies in the universe and find out if we are indeed alone or not. I'd also avail myself of all the government secrets and conspiracy theories that are true. If I had time left I'd set myself up to own an island somewhere hot and have a harem of nubile young ladies from the four corners of the earth and an infinite supply of money to let them go shopping with.

Or I'd just browse boards and tell everyone "Y0re Ghey, I'm Ghod".

(I am indeed closest to God anyway as I, Gordon, contain the name of the lord.)

passive · 18-07-2003 11:45PM

the Lord Gord?

i would build a giant fleet of spaceships and robots...lots of laser shooting, cool talking robots.

then i would command those spaceships and travel the stars blowing things up at hyper speed, returning in time for tea, creating world peace and installing a system wherby nobody could cause harm to anybody else....and everyone lived and died naturally

(naturally blown up by my rogue army of robots)

DerekD Goldfish · 19-07-2003 12:41AM

I would do somethig even more imposible than all of the previous listed. I would sort out st. pats defence 4-2 to the drogs oh the shame.

Caesar_Bojangle · 19-07-2003 12:57AM

I'd still be too lazy to get out of bed to actually use my newly gotten powers.

I'd cure baldness and homosexuality, then I’d make myself the Irish ambassador to France.

Just to clarify things, i'm not a homophobe. I said it merely for shock value

de5p0i1er · 19-07-2003 12:20PM

Cure cancer, aids & the common cold.
Kill all the evil ppl, then send them all to hell.
rid the world of corupt government officials.

Make a sunrise-set last longer.

That sound so corney, I'd do like tman just to get back at you for saying that.

weemcd · 19-07-2003 12:29PM

get rid of all diseases, kill all the fly's, throw god off his throne and ne god forever, wish for infinate wishes if the previous one didn't work, get a room with britney, kylie, monica from friends and j-lo!!!

Johnny Gomez · 19-07-2003 02:37PM

First off I'd make sure I took care of myself before the rest of the world. I would make myself a bottomless wallet(unlimited money basically) and my choice of women(of course).Then I'd take care of all the worlds problems(Bush:D ).Oh and then I'd make myself the worlds greatest football player.

elexes · 19-07-2003 02:56PM

hmmmm make myself win the lotto a few times . then give the power back to god .. if there is one ur doing a bang up job i know i couldnt do it

Bard · 19-07-2003 06:47PM

Well god doesn't exist, so if I were to be god for a day, I'd blink out of existence in a puff of logic. That's no fun!

jammy_dodger · 19-07-2003 09:03PM

This might be alittle off topic, but lets say for arguements sake, one of us was handed down some divine power, That enabled us to cure all problems of the world. And you did exactly that, rid the world of diease, murderers, famine, war ect.
This would seriously feck up our evolution ! If we even did evolve after riding the world of diease (our bodies imume systems would become inactive and eventually we'd be decrepid sacks of flesh, and shattered bone)

Take away Famine, the worlds land mass would shrink in size, (as famine stricken areas would be un-inhabitable) over population and all that lark.

Remove murderers and evil people in general, would invole loosing valuable emotions, and thus remove what makes us human.

Remove war, Our technological advancements would be few and far between. eg. Space race, and im not too sure about this one but i afaik The internet was developed by the americans during the Gulf war.

I could come up with more, but i think my point is made. All these things are in a kind of tandem balance, Remove em and society, evolution, or whatever will become unstable.

God for a day

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